melodiouswhite
melodiouswhite
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27yo, Frau, German, aro-ace, autistic art and music lover, tea addict and professional weirdo - asks and requests open
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melodiouswhite · 23 hours ago
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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melodiouswhite · 10 days ago
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melodiouswhite · 10 days ago
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The other neighbours are also getting pissed.
Just now, I heard a loud noise, that wasn't the music, and when I opened my appartment door to check, an angry young man came downstairs after hammering against someone's door (and getting no reaction, apparently), then stopped by my next-door neighbour to rant about how infuriating the loud music is (she's innocent).
They flirted with the idea of calling the cops. I'm inclined to agree.
Some arsehole upstairs has been listening to music very loudly for over a week.
I don't know, which of my neighbours is that arsehole, but I've stuck a note to the house door for that person to please turn down their music, because I can't concentrate on anything, I can feel the sound in my chest and MY HEAD FUCKING HURTS! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, THAT IT'S BEFORE 10PM, IT'S TOO FUCKING LOUD!
(The music is also trash, but I didn't write that on the note)
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melodiouswhite · 11 days ago
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Some arsehole upstairs has been listening to music very loudly for over a week.
I don't know, which of my neighbours is that arsehole, but I've stuck a note to the house door for that person to please turn down their music, because I can't concentrate on anything, I can feel the sound in my chest and MY HEAD FUCKING HURTS! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, THAT IT'S BEFORE 10PM, IT'S TOO FUCKING LOUD!
(The music is also trash, but I didn't write that on the note)
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melodiouswhite · 1 month ago
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I had an epileptic seizure.
I was very tired a few hours ago, so I went to bed and just now i woke up aching all over, with a bleeding tongue and nausea.
Had to throw up and change my pants, so that sucks.
I feel like absolute shit and tomorrow is Monday, so there's that.
I'm going back to bad once I can make sure, that I won't throw up again.
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melodiouswhite · 2 months ago
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melodiouswhite · 2 months ago
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#fanficproblems
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melodiouswhite · 3 months ago
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Justice for the lack of boops 😤
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melodiouswhite · 3 months ago
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who doesn't love a ball toy pit?
ever wondered how many crabs might fit in a confined space? what number of horses might go into a padded pool? what quantity of paws might populate a pit typically filled with colorful plastic balls? well, you’re in luck.
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for no reason at all, we have decided to make you do some math: we have filled a ball pit measuring exactly 32” x 8" with some true tumblr icons. more pics below (including, of course, a banana for scale). you have 24 hours to guess how many of each toy appears. good luck!
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but that's not all—we have more polls for your guessing pleasure:
poll 1: how many crabs have infested the pool? poll 2: what number of mini horse friends? poll 3: how many tiny toe beans are contained within?
happy voting!
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melodiouswhite · 3 months ago
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IT'S MY 30TH BIRTHDAY!!!
I'M THIRTY YEARS OLD AND READY TO KEEP GOING, BABY!
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melodiouswhite · 3 months ago
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Rant incoming
I feel like the problem with a lot of Disney's live action remakes (and arguably Wish) is they're trying to appeal to a crowd that no longer exists, namely the people who used to claim that the Disney Princesses were sexist.
All the interviews tend to include, "Well she's not chasing a MAN anymore" which...almost no one sees the princesses like that, anymore. Virtually NO ONE still believes the princesses are man-chasing sexist caricatures of women.
Cinderella is now hailed as an abuse victim who stayed strong long enough to get help to get out of her situation. Anyone who says she should have saved herself is basically regarded as a victim blamer. And it's very clear in the film she wasn't looking to marry the prince, she just wanted a night off. She was the only one who wasn't in line to meet him. She didn't find out she met the prince until he went looking for her!
Snow White is now hailed for her negotiation skills, ability to calm down after extreme stress (she had a moment of panic and had to cry for a bit, but who wouldn't after finding out The Queen hired someone to kill you?), and ability to take charge of a house of adult men. And again, she was an abuse victim, this time trying to escape ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS. While she dreamed of her prince, it was secondary to her main goal of SURVIVAL. There are also entire video essays about how Snow White gave hope to people during The Great Depression.
Everyone acknowledges that Ariel wanted to be human BEFORE meeting Eric. We all know she was a nerd hyperfixating on humans, and also standing up to her prejudiced father.
We understand Sleeping Beauty wasn't the main character, the Three Good Fairies were, AND PHILLIP WOULD NEVER HAVE BEATEN MALEFICENT WITHOUT THEM! He literally depended on them! WOMEN SAVED THE DAY! But even then, is it really such a sin for a girl to fantasize about romance and fall for someone with corny pickup lines?
We all understand Jasmine just wanted someone to treat her LIKE A PERSON. She rejected every Prince before Aladdin because they treated her like a prize. So why did they need her to want to be Sultan? How did that make her more feminist when she already wanted to be treated like an equal and have a say in her future? Is it only empowering if you want a career in politics?
We admire that Belle, despite living in a judgemental village, was kind to everyone (even though she found the village life dull), and her story teaches girls that the guy everyone else loves isn't always a good guy. What's sexist about teaching girls about red flags? And she didn't start being nice to The Beast until he started treating her with respect and kindness.
Do I really NEED to defend Mulan or Tiana? I think they speak for themselves.
Rapunzel was yet another abuse victim who just needed a little help to get out of her bad situation. In this case, she also needed to learn that she was an abuse victim, and that what Mother Gothel did WASN'T normal, much like many victims of gaslighting.
And don't get me started on the non-princess animals.
Perdita had a healthy relationship with Pongo to the point she was open to express her pregnancy fears to him, and was ready to TEAR APART Cruella's goons for daring to touch her puppies as well as adopting the other puppies. Like, she was so ferocious the goons mistook her for a hyena! She's basically that "I AM THAT GIRL'S MOTHER!" scene from SpyXFamily if Yor were a dog. She and her husband were a TEAM.....but they made a Cruella live action to turn her into a girlboss?! The literal animal abuser!? THAT'S the woman you wanted to put on a pedestal when Perdita was RIGHT THERE!?
Duchess kept her kittens calm after they had been catnapped and was classy as heck. Nice to everyone regardless of social class during a time period where that was uncommon.
Lady stood up to Tramp when she believed he had abandoned her and didn't really care about her. She found out he was a heartbreaker and was like, "Nuh uh. No. You are not doing that to me! You put me through enough."
Miss Bianca from The Rescuers was IN CHARGE the whole movie, and was willing to risk life and limb to save an innocent child. THAT TINY MOUSE TOOK ON ALLIGATORS! And she picked Bernard to accompany her because he was the only one who wasn't ogling her. And then in the sequel SHE DID IT ALL AGAIN! I wish I were as brave as her.
Like, the public haven't accused these ladies of being sexist caricatures since 2014 (Actresses and actors don't count, they're out of touch like the rest of Hollywood) yet Disney is operating under the assumption that the public still thinks that way, hence all the "sHe'S nOt AfTeR a MaN iN ThIs VeRsIOn" talk.
The live action remakes are trying to attract an audience that doesn't really exist much, anymore, and back when it did exist, was comprised mainly of people who didn't actually watch the films. The Disney princesses are no longer seen as sexist, and feminine qualities are no longer seen as weak or undesirable.
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melodiouswhite · 3 months ago
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Now, I'm not that good at math, but this is not a discount! 🤣
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melodiouswhite · 4 months ago
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The Conqueror! Nice! 😎
Your are the monarch of a historical/fantasy kingdom, who perished many years ago and your name is only written down in recorded history, know only to future generations.
Out of the 130 options in the picker wheel here (all are gender neutral),
And yes: there is a 'no epithet' option in there.
I got The Oathtaker.
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melodiouswhite · 4 months ago
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So my router just messed with me...
I didn't have an internet connection for some reason, even though I turned both my laptop and my router on and off several times.
Guess what brought that router back on track.
A good old shake.
Yup.
I mean, that thing is almost 12 years old, but I don't pay to have no internet in my home and patience is not a virtue I possess (especially, because I had a shitty work day).
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melodiouswhite · 4 months ago
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AAAAHHHHH
TODAY WAS THE NATIONAL ELECTION DAY IN GERMANY!
AND I COULDN'T GO AND VOTE, BECAUSE I FELT LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT AND NOW I COULDN'T CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING AGAINST THE RIGHT-WING PARTIES AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER FOUR YEARS, BEFORE I CAN VOTE AGAIN!
WHYYYYYYY!!!
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melodiouswhite · 5 months ago
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There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
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melodiouswhite · 5 months ago
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What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly
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