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there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment 

he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw” 

edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered

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[melonberri]

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

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they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

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me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

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all politics about ai aside if you use it to create fanwork you're just a fucking dweeb

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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

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Happy pride sleepy dykes

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I'll never drop my sword.

scenes from my recent animation.

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Pangur used to growl when she heard Belphie's name. now look at them

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it