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lets simultaneously be something and nothing together

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It spoke your name on the stairs that night.

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I understand the desire to ship but "we would find each other in every universe...as coworkers" is an insanely funny concept to me I'm sorry.

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My favorite kind of customer

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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beautiful women named התראות פיקוד העורף keep blowing up my phone

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After three weeks of back-and-forth and a bit of confusion at the local print shop, I'm pleased to announce that June postcards for Postcard of the Month Club over on Patreon have gone out!

If you aren't a member of the PotMC tier, but would like to get this lovely group of well-dressed late-18th-century dancers anachronistically celebrating Pride, sign up before the end of the month, and they will be mailed to your home (or any address you provide me with) along with a brief handwritten note.

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

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ocd is so weird bc its completely belittled and infantilized on the surface level (aka the stereotype- what people think ocd is like) but then the reality of it, the actual symptoms, are completely demonized once you get into them and people see you as evil just for having this mental illness in a non quirky way like they assumed its like. and then at the same time its not taken seriously at all and all the symptoms are handwaved as not that deep because how could you be so upset about something so dumb lol just dont do the compulsion its easy. why dont you hashtag let the intrusive thoughts win and shut the fuck up

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rules: without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite television shows, then tag 10 people to do the same!

i was tagged by @romehbo tyyy<3

andddd i'll tag @beachytablecloth @that-was-anticlimactic @zukkaoru @lesmiserablol @backhurtyy @rejectscanon @halfthealphabet @divorcefemme @katocaster @dykevirgo

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anybody wanna dance?

yes we are here for rwrb reasons. no i will not be taking criticism

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"taking a picture of a national gay landmark”. “And also a statue.”

yes we are here for rwrb reasons. no i will not be taking criticism

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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of