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As your local Mega Man Classic Hyperfixator (tm) I often find myself thinking about the Robot Masters' weapons. Like how do they work? Where do the blocks for Block Man's Block Dropper come from and how does he spawn them? What are they made of? How does Galaxy Man's Galaxy Bomb work? It can't be an actual black hole. What is Strike Man's Rebound Striker made of to be able to smash a metal robot?! It's a rabbit hole. But an even deeper rabbit hole of darkness is thinking about how horrifying practically any weapon would be if turned on a flesh and blood human. Heat Man's Atomic Fire can reach 12000 DEGREES CELCIUS (or 21,632 degrees Fahrenheit). THAT IS HOTTER THAN THE SUN'S SURFACE. Ice Man's Ice Slasher hits 200 below zero. That's FUCKING MARS levels of cold. Even Mega Man's Mega Buster, the weapon often incorrectly thought of as a peashooter compared to other weapons, can punch five foot holes in solid stone AT IT'S WEAKEST. THINK ABOUT IT.

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HAD AN ANGSTY IDEA (potential MM7 spoilers)

So remember the end of MM7 where Mega Man gets fed up with Wily's bullshit and tries to kill him but is either physically unable to or hesitates too long (depending on what translation you consider right)? What if, somehow, he manages to bypass the Three Laws (either by being so fucking damaged by that nightmare of a capsule fight that the Laws just stop working, a loophole, sheer fucking will or whatever reason you can come up with, honestly I didn't put too much thought on the how, you can try) and toasts the mad scientist right then and there?

(most of) The world is glad Wily is gone, but once they realize MEGA MAN, the world's champion and advocate for peace, defied the Three Laws and killed a human, Typical Humanity pulls a Typical Humanity and simultaneous panic ensues. Governments across the world, terrified of robots defying the Laws by themselves, orders Robot Masters across the globe to either be shut down, have their personalities wiped or something else. Somehow Robot Masters do defy their programming and go on the run, while sympathizers try to help them and they have to try to find safety, or maybe fight back, or try to bring peace, and it would be angsty and full of action and finding hope dhsiobvbuidfb Idk, I wanna see this turned into a fic. See what y'all can do with it >:)

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Saw a comment on a Youtube video of Blast Man's theme about him quoting 'Meet The Demoman' and I hyperfixated. again. MM11 bots as tf2 mercs. Blast is Demo for obvious reasons. Block is Engineer because 1. building, 2, short Tundra is Spy because elegance Acid is Medic because 1. Scientist, 2, crazy-ass Impact is Heavy for obvious reasons Fuse is Sniper because he’s probably the only one who can stay composed long enough That leaves Scout, Pyro, and Soldier, and since there’s only 8 masters per game I guess Scout can be Rock or Quick? Torch is Soldier and Bounce is Pyro. Idk I dunno how to justify the last 2. feel free to disagree I wanna see them drawn in the classic tf2 group pose…

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YES MOTH PLEASE DO. i love your art and ocs btw :)

MEGA MAN 11 BOT HEADCANONS because I can't stop and will not stop

mix of Angst, fluff, and Unhinge

Block Man 🧱 -Brothers with Impact Man like how Rock is with Blues -Tried a brownie 'once' out of curiosity, Impact kicked his ass after he found out. never again. -The Foolish Sibling to Impact's Responsible Sibling when they're off work -ALWAYS goes for the kneecaps when in battle or just when someone pisses him off -The only one of the 11th liners who doesn't have a mouth on his face, eats and drinks by pouring it in his 'stomach' hatch. Everyone else has just normal mouths or mouths under faceplates Fuse Man⚡️ -Loves animals of literally every kind, mistreating an animal in his presence is an easy way to get on his bad side -Sour and bitter food fan, despises sweet -Bald underneath the helmet, but couldn't care less -Has crashed more times from caffeine overdoses than short circuits from work -Getting better at being more emotional, has the prettiest smile :) Blast Man💥 -The opposite of Fuse Man food wise, loves sweet and spicy, hates sour and bitter -Slight design change, has a pair of shades that he both uses to look badass and protects him from being blinded by his own explosions like how his headphones protect his hearing -Loves carnival and American food. Burger. Cotton candy. Pizza. Popcorn. You name it -LOVES violent action scenes in games and movies -MEGA traumatized by his actions while reprogrammed. Refused to even go near a Metall or do shows for weeks after being rebuilt. Took a pep-talk and a good cry between the whole crew (and therapy) to heal but he's okay now Acid Man🧪 -Favorite beverage is melon cream soda floats -Mature on the surface, and genuinely when it comes to his work, but deep down he's actually pretty ✨freaky✨ -Took sneaking lessons from Snake Man and Search Man for 'research' purposes -Uber curious, sometimes to a fault. Will stop at nothing to get answers, including potential crime but he has limits -Extremely protective of kids since he was essentially built by them, HATED the fact he almost killed Rock -Knows fluent German Tundra Man❄️ -Favorite holiday is Christmas to an unholy extent, will buy presents and decor months in advance and blast 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' -Kind of naive from not having much social experience, can be tricked fairly easily but if he catches on you're getting your ass whooped because the other Cossackbots thoroughly taught him self-defense after the Wily incident -Speaking of the Cossackbots, all of them will kill and die for him, Skull Man in particular tried (and failed) to remove the laws of robotics from his systems to try and kill Wily -Owns lots of animal plushies, gave some to Fuse Man (he loved them) -Very hard to piss off, but if he does go off the handle he will fly into a flurry of Russian swears (and is always embarrassed afterward) Torch Man🔥 -One of the most skilled Robot Masters when it comes to cooking and will cook anything he's able to for his friends, or even just kind strangers. Traditional ramen? Done. Sashimi? Fresh out the damn sea. -Gardens in his spare time. Loves cherry blossoms -The leader of the 11th liners (because he's the only one who can leash them except maybe Fuse) -Favorite game is Street Fighter Impact Man🚧 -Speaks with 'we' -Voice changes slightly depending on which Impact Brother is speaking. Kui-ichiro has the deepest voice, Kui-jiro has the highest -Can't sneak to save their lives. Like actually. Even basic walking is audible. -Collective favorite food is Kabobs -Kui-jiro somehow convinced Kui-saburo to try and merge while Kui-ichiro was away. What came out of it should not be witnessed. Bounce Man🎊 -Can shrink himself into a smaller, thinner form that's just barely shorter than Rock -Loves to bake in his spare time. Especially macarons -Has trouble listening to others. Often has to Face Consequences before he learns -Wants to take first aid lessons, but is very squeamish -Is trying to break the world record for most gumballs stuffed in someone's mouth. Has had to go to Dr. Light's to get gum removed so many times PHEW DONE. Hope you enjoy my rambles :)

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MEGA MAN 11 BOT HEADCANONS because I can't stop and will not stop

mix of Angst, fluff, and Unhinge

Block Man 🧱 -Brothers with Impact Man like how Rock is with Blues -Tried a brownie 'once' out of curiosity, Impact kicked his ass after he found out. never again. -The Foolish Sibling to Impact's Responsible Sibling when they're off work -ALWAYS goes for the kneecaps when in battle or just when someone pisses him off -The only one of the 11th liners who doesn't have a mouth on his face, eats and drinks by pouring it in his 'stomach' hatch. Everyone else has just normal mouths or mouths under faceplates Fuse Man⚡️ -Loves animals of literally every kind, mistreating an animal in his presence is an easy way to get on his bad side -Sour and bitter food fan, despises sweet -Bald underneath the helmet, but couldn't care less -Has crashed more times from caffeine overdoses than short circuits from work -Getting better at being more emotional, has the prettiest smile :) Blast Man💥 -The opposite of Fuse Man food wise, loves sweet and spicy, hates sour and bitter -Slight design change, has a pair of shades that he both uses to look badass and protects him from being blinded by his own explosions like how his headphones protect his hearing -Loves carnival and American food. Burger. Cotton candy. Pizza. Popcorn. You name it -LOVES violent action scenes in games and movies -MEGA traumatized by his actions while reprogrammed. Refused to even go near a Metall or do shows for weeks after being rebuilt. Took a pep-talk and a good cry between the whole crew (and therapy) to heal but he's okay now Acid Man🧪 -Favorite beverage is melon cream soda floats -Mature on the surface, and genuinely when it comes to his work, but deep down he's actually pretty ✨freaky✨ -Took sneaking lessons from Snake Man and Search Man for 'research' purposes -Uber curious, sometimes to a fault. Will stop at nothing to get answers, including potential crime but he has limits -Extremely protective of kids since he was essentially built by them, HATED the fact he almost killed Rock -Knows fluent German Tundra Man❄️ -Favorite holiday is Christmas to an unholy extent, will buy presents and decor months in advance and blast 'All I Want For Christmas Is You' -Kind of naive from not having much social experience, can be tricked fairly easily but if he catches on you're getting your ass whooped because the other Cossackbots thoroughly taught him self-defense after the Wily incident -Speaking of the Cossackbots, all of them will kill and die for him, Skull Man in particular tried (and failed) to remove the laws of robotics from his systems to try and kill Wily -Owns lots of animal plushies, gave some to Fuse Man (he loved them) -Very hard to piss off, but if he does go off the handle he will fly into a flurry of Russian swears (and is always embarrassed afterward) Torch Man🔥 -One of the most skilled Robot Masters when it comes to cooking and will cook anything he's able to for his friends, or even just kind strangers. Traditional ramen? Done. Sashimi? Fresh out the damn sea. -Gardens in his spare time. Loves cherry blossoms -The leader of the 11th liners (because he's the only one who can leash them except maybe Fuse) -Favorite game is Street Fighter Impact Man🚧 -Speaks with 'we' -Voice changes slightly depending on which Impact Brother is speaking. Kui-ichiro has the deepest voice, Kui-jiro has the highest -Can't sneak to save their lives. Like actually. Even basic walking is audible. -Collective favorite food is Kabobs -Kui-jiro somehow convinced Kui-saburo to try and merge while Kui-ichiro was away. What came out of it should not be witnessed. Bounce Man🎊 -Can shrink himself into a smaller, thinner form that's just barely shorter than Rock -Loves to bake in his spare time. Especially macarons -Has trouble listening to others. Often has to Face Consequences before he learns -Wants to take first aid lessons, but is very squeamish -Is trying to break the world record for most gumballs stuffed in someone's mouth. Has had to go to Dr. Light's to get gum removed so many times PHEW DONE. Hope you enjoy my rambles :)

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HEY MEGA MAN CLASSIC FANS (or just Mega Man fans in general) ((or anyone really)) If you like pokémon-like games you should give Mega Man RPG Prototype a try. You do have to make an email account to play though. But it's pretty damn fun and addicting and deserves more popularity. Helps scratch the pokémon itch without having to pay absurd money lol.

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In mega man 11's gallery it says Block Man and Impact Man go to oil bars after work OIL BARS How do they drink? They have no mouths Or digestive system Can they get wasted? I DON'T NEED TO STUDY I NEED ANSWERS

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I obsess over the mm11 bots and can't help but picture them playing video games together Block Man and Impact Man building literal kingdoms in Minecraft Bounce Man playing like friggin Slime Rancher and crying when a single slime dies to a tarr And all of them playing multiplayer in like Among Us or Smash Bros or even Splatoon Fuse Man rarely gets a chance to play due to work but whenever he can hop on with the bots he's a fucking DEMON to play against (it's stress relief)

Acid Man being the most terrifying bot alive with a charger (i hc this chemist as a sneaking and sniping god)

Block Man trying to use dualies to be cool and rolling off the map 5 times in one game Blast Man and Tundra Man screaming at each other over imposter bullshit in Among Us and the others having to endure it God it'd be perfect I love these bots so much hfuefifweho