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[melostridess]

Millie: You've been here for like what? A month?

Melo: Far too long, if you ask me.

Millie: Whatever. How long are you going to keep this up??

Melo: Don't know. You didn't seem to mind to keep "this" up for over a decade.

Millie: I already poured my heart on how sorry I was! I even went as far as to let you live with us while you got your shit together!

Melo: Right. How generous of you. And should I be groveling in gratitude and kissing the ground you walk on next?

(To be continued..)

[melostridess]

[melostridess]

Introduction time

( Well, that's what my sorry ass gets for growing up on unrestricted internet access. You read Homestuck once, and you're poisoned forever. )

I suppose this is where I bow my head to the nonexistent crowd and pull out a curated introduction to the masses out of my ass. I'm Melo Strides. Some relation to Dirk Strider, but not quite. From the bottom of my fragile heart, I plead with your "kind"souls not to address me as the man himself, or I shall perish and become one with the Earth.

You can draw the parallels to us, excluding homestuck 2, but just thought it should be known.

He's cool and all, but I'm a real fucking person (I think.) Anyways, here's what to expect from my virtual sanctuary, should you care; don't. I shall publish whatever whispers of inspiration are uttered into the vast lands of my psyche. My graffiti art, pictures of my life, or.. should I feel generous, a window into my everyday living.

I come in a packaged deal, sort of a "buy-one-get-two-free" sort of deal. Like a business throwing a super sale because their profits are in the shitter and bankruptcy is up their loose assholes. In the image above are my two sententious and supercilious roommates. The one on the left is Millie (@j3llystarrs here) the artist wannabe, and the one on the right.. well, fuck if I know. Lady Mystique is MJ. Don't know shit about her or if she has any social media. Forget them, I'm the one in the limelight here.

Stay here if you'd like, or don't. My only mission on this god forsaken platform is to have something of my own for once. I humbly welcome you all to ask me anything or start up a conversation.

- Melo