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prompts for emotionally stunted idiots

because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not. 

AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:  

“  yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it.  that’s why you’re the one i came to.  ”

“  i’m not looking for a friend.  i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am.  ”

“  i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose.  ”

“  i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying.  you wanna get the hell out of here and do something?  ”  

 “  i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer?  ”  

“  upset?  why would i be upset?  ”

“  so you wanna go find something to break?  ”  

“  hey you want me to kill that guy for you?  ”

“  i just need to get this shit done.  and i trust you to help me do that.  ”  

“  you’re hot.  and i’m bored.  ”  

“  can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning?  ”

“  i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing.  or a light beating.  will that cheer you up?  ”

“  i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit.  so you in?  ”

“  yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing.  give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two.  ”

“  i banged it out and now i feel great.  next question.  ”

“  if i think about it,  i get angry.  and i don’t know where that anger stops.  so i’d rather not start at all.  ”

VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS: 

“  if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace.  ”

“  how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ” 

“  you should’ve seen the look on their face.  it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great.  ” 

“  i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going.  ”

“  do i trust you?  absolutely not.  next question.  ”

“  if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone.  ”

“  you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now.  ”

“  i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks.  ”

“  i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help?  ”   

“  hey i got something for you look!  ”   *holds up middle finger* 

U MIGHT GET PUNCHED: 

“  why are you really here?  ”

“  i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on.  ”

“  you can’t solve every problem with your fists.  ”  

“  i’m not here to talk about me.  what the hell is going on with you?  ”

“  you think i don’t notice but i do.  i can tell something’s wrong.  ”   

“  i can see beneath your smile.  ”

“  why won’t you just tell me the truth?  ”

“  what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”

“  what the hell did you do?  ”

“  so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here?  ”

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catching osamu’s attention w/ your cooking

↳ summary: you enjoy cooking food for karasuno and one day osamu notices.

• So you’re Karasuno’s third unofficial team manager

• Lucky Karasuno hehe

• But Yachi and Kiyoko covered most of the tasks

• Made you feel a bit useless

• Until you got the brilliant idea to cook bentos for them when they go to training camps and practice matches

• I mean you were a fairly good cook, learning from your cousin, Soma, and his father

• When you first proposed the idea to Ukai he was skeptical

• Like “do I trust a second year to feed a whole team? where will she get ingredients? is this safe?” etc etc

• But after begging for awhile he let you, after you get approval from the captain

• Daichi said yes and was even willing to pitch in money to buy ingredients

• And so was the rest of the team god bless karasuno for not draining your wallet

• So when you all went to the week long summer training camp, you were the one providing the boys their meals

• And they dug in and...

• “Whoa Y/N-Chan this is really good!!” (Hinata)

• The rest of the team was digging in furiously

• Cue the muffled cries of thanks, especially since they’ve been losing all day

• Even the skinny beanpole was eating more than usual

• You even made lunches for Yachi, Kiyoko, Takeda, and Ukai Ukai was glad he eventually said yes to your begging

• Other teams eventually became curious and soon you were feeding five teams QwQ

• Poor you, cooking all night since you didn’t have it in your heart to say no to them all

• They all gave you money for the ingredients tho so at least you weren’t losing bank...

• Eventually Karasuno had a practice match with Inarizaki (don’t ask how )

• And lunch time came and you gave your bentos to the team

• This time it was onigiri

• Osamu passed by and saw the glorious triangles

• Boi literally stopped in his tracks

• He asked the team if he could have an onigiri cause he’s shameless when it comes to food (Also lunch was kinda bland for them and the onigiri looked really good)

• Karasuno got defensive but eventually told him to ask you for one

• When he approached you, your heart started beating faster

• Umm, why’s that hot guy talking to me....

• “Can I have an onigiri?”

• You laughed at the question. It was so unexpected to you.

• You eventually responded with a “Sure” And handed him one of your onigiris

• “Thank you”

• Hit bit into it and was immediately blown away

• It was one of the best onigiri he has ever had. He just had to know where to get more

• “Excuse me but where did you buy these?!”

• “Oh, um, I made them!”

• Cue Osamu’s shocked face with a hint of “oh my god she’s amazing”

• “You’ve gotta teach me sometime...”

• “Y/n. And I’d love to...”

• “Osamu”

• You guys exchanged numbers and the rest is history.

y’all eventually opened Onigiri Miya together. Tsumu was skeptical of you at first but once you gave him food he approved. I mean he gets tons of free food so...

a/n: lowkey may write another drabble on this with them in the shop, cooking together. or like y/n teaching osamu some tips and tricks. or like them exchanging recipes. asdklfjas cute cooking couple times TwT

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hihi just read ur miya bestfriend hcs and i would like to inform u that r*tsumu is actually racist due to propaganda in ww2 so would it be ok to remove that??? ((ps this includes other anime characters and asians in general

ah omg I didn’t know that ! TwT ty for telling me !!

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k a r a s u n o

n e k o m a

a o b a  j o h s a i

s h i r a t o r i z a w a

f u k o r o d a n i 

i n a r i z a k i

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tsukishima kei

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sawamura daichi

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sugawara koshi

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nishinoya yu

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kageyama tobio

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bokuto kotaro

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akaashi keiji

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ushijima wakatoshi

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oikawa tooru

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iwaizumi hajime

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kuroo tetsuro

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kenma kozume

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miya atsumu

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○ being bffs w/ the miya twins

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○ getting matching sweatshirts

miya osamu

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○ being bffs w/ the miya twins

○ catching osamu’s attention w/ your cooking

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being bffs w/ the Miya twins

↳ summary: you meet some twins and y’all became a chaotic unseparable force

↳ lowkey this became a name thing but oh well

• When you first met them (in elementary school) you couldn’t tell the difference between them so you called them both Miya, even after they said it was chill to call them by their first names

• “Y/N you can call me Atsumu!” “And you can call me Osamu...”

• “Oh no it’s fine really! I’ll keep calling you both Miya for now 😅”

• Eventually you get it though

• I mean you spend basically all your time with those idiots so you had to get it some day

• When y’all are older, you’d purposefully call them the wrong name to piss them off tho

• Actually you like doing this a lot which can cause you to actually slip up sometimes

• “Hey Atsumu, wanna play with me?” “Y/N how dare you insult me like that. I’m disappointed, no onigiri for you” “Wait no Tsumu- I MEAN SAMU- please forgive meeee”

• When you’re actually mad, you’ll call them both Miya instead of differentiating

• They know they’ve done something if you refer to them by Miya and they start trying to make it up to you via small acts.

• Samu would make your favorite food for lunch. Tsumu would take some time off volleyball to bring you coffee/boba/your fav indulgent food.

• They dragged you into playing volleyball with them when y’all were younger.

• Another name thing: y’all def had nicknames for each other that could lowkey count as bullying

• See: pisshead, barry b benson, triangle head, Illuminati boi (rip i couldn’t think of bad nicknames for them 💀)

• But that’s okay cause y’all could bully each other but if anyone else were to insult one of you

• They best be ready to throw handsss

• The boys are lowkey highkey protective of you as they see you as their unofficial younger sister

• Doesn’t matter if you’re actually older, they are your Older Bros

Bonus:

• If you end up with Osamu at the end, Atsumu would be your wingman and best friend. He’s the one person he trusts to take care of you.

• If you end up with Atsumu, Osamu would be happy for you but won’t play wingman cause he knows Tsumu could handle it. Even if he doesn’t show it, he supports it cause, like Tsumu, he trusts him to take care of you.

• If you end up with someone that ain’t them, they will threaten them so much and scare them like crazy. You don’t see it since you’ve been friends since y’all were little but they are i n t i m i d a t i n g when they want to be.

A/N: lowkey this was all over the place but 🤷‍♀️. Also, if you couldn’t tell I’m a sucker for twins/triplets. The name thing is a thing I thought of with my actual twin friends.

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getting matching sweatshirts w/ atsumu

↳tsumu matches with his brother so why not you?