cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"
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every single villain with minions would be utterly fucked if the heroes just introduced them to the concept of workers’ unions
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Despite it all I remain fuckable
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Today is the only day you can reblog this
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yeah, i am not immune to propaganda. a propaganda at men's tits that is lol lift your shirt up boy
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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
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reblog and put in the tags your comfort movies
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“A gender is useful only up until the point when you are faced with your enemy. Then it is useless. The only truly useful thing in this cursed world is Carly Rae Jepsen’s acclaimed pop album E•MO•TION. You must suffuse your worthless body with its terrible heat. You must be so hot that even if your enemy should strike your head off, you shall continue to decapitate ten more men. Your boiling blood must spring forth from your neck and mutilate the survivors!”
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big fan of a good shit-eating grin. like a ruckus-causing, pot-stirring type of grin. a smile that truly fucks around and finds out. anyway
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do you see this shit my liege
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Due to a misspelling on my part while writing down a wish I wanted the djinni to grant me, I have been transported back in time and turned into a servant of the king of England, Denmark, and Norway
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whoevers writing the script for my life can you throw in a few out of nowhere tasteless tacky sex scenes real quick. thanks
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*twirls hair* is there a Mrs. Faggot? 🥹
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thinking about aus for ocs is so funny. like i already put this guy in a situation but what if i put them in another totally different one
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