memelleity

[memelleity]

hansel & gretel: witch hunters sentence starters

how do you best kill a witch?

i don't have time for this.

whatever happens, i want you to stay cool. follow my lead.

i don't swim well.

did you have to land on me?

they'll kill you.

take his fucking head off!

never walk into a house made of candy.

what are you looking at?

you can't be serious.

not at night. it's too dangerous. we'll leave in the morning.

i am really quite a fan of your work.

we don't talk about that.

what the hell do you think you're doing?

humans have such ghastly taste.

i'm scared! i'm alone in the woods!

i was wondering about that story about your parents leaving you. is all that true?

wow. where did you get all this stuff?

wish me luck.

hasn't enough blood been shed?

who did this to you?

evil is upon you, whether you like it or not.

i found something here. something very powerful.

time is up.

i think you're gonna want to come see this.

let me tell you a little story.

don't worry, i didn't come empty-handed.

locals won't go near the place. a good place to start the investigation.

i'm getting way off the subject, aren't i?

i go by many names, none of which you're worthy of pronouncing.

you know, you look like shit.

the only good witch is a dead witch.

don't worry. i'm not gonna let her hurt you.

can you tell me which way is back to town?

listen, if it's not too much trouble, would you please sign…

i did win the county fair three times.

she was accused of witchcraft, but she never confessed. we just burned her anyway.

so, any place we can get a drink in this hellhole?

i think this place could use a bit of color.

are you a good shot?

this isn't the life we chose.

you know a witch when you see one! they ride at night and they make pacts with the devil!

can you hold this?

now we feast!

i want you to do something for me.

so, how goes the witch hunting?

why did you save me?

here there's only death.

i like your toys.

find a place to hide. shoot anything that moves. good luck.

they died to save you.

have you ever come across a witch that you didn't want to kill?

you know, you talk too much.

she gave me a message. for you.

i thought it would be fitting for us to end up here, where it all began.

the witch hunting is going well, i see.

hey. i just had this really weird dream.

i think the real damage was to my dignity, which i left somewhere in that tree back there.

we made a promise, you know that.

you talk too much.

i'm telling you, we should put the fire out.

that's a lot of witches.

tell me what i want and this might not end up being the most painful night of your life.

what happened to your face?

revenge doesn't change the past. it won't bring ____ back.

why have you come here? to the dark of the forest?

where have you been?

we're wasting our time.

you have something i need.

kind of lost its charm a little, huh?

i actually know a thing or two about it, if you ever need any help…

let's get the hell out of here.

it was good seeing you.

let the girl go or i'm gonna blow your brains all over these fucking hillbillies.

you're safe. you'll be safe.

bad move.

i wish i could say it would be painless, but that would be a lie.

would you shut up?

i see you finally found your way home after all these years. how very sweet.

any man with half a brain could see that she wasn't a witch.

where are we?

there's no use in praying, my friend. even your god knows better than to come here.

your plan's working.

i see you got my invitation.

you've really taken a beating, haven't you?

don't worry. i'm not going to kill you. not now. and not like this.

you're pathetic.

this is the book of protection against black magic. where did you find it?

it's a beautiful story, don't you think?

stay here. i'll be back soon.

this time, i do the talking. you do the bleeding.

i hate to break it to you, but it's not gonna be an open casket.

[memelleity]

the people under the stairs starters

you send a boy to do a man's job, that's what you get.

you shoot me and you die too. you better believe it.

i'm a whole other thing.

you heard about the gold?

why do you make these?

turn around and walk the other way, right through the fire of the sun.

the more money they got, the greedier they got.

can't get out. no one ever has.

thought l heard something. stay there.

that's where you got your nickname.

the only good fool's a dead one.

do you love your mother?

speak when spoken to, that's what good girls do.

you can't even afford to pay rent!

that's what l am: a survivor.

i know where you can earn some money. you game?

i've studied with the best.

we gotta be careful. real careful.

there must be another way out.

what's out there?

they'd kill you if they heard a word you just said.

just try to sleep. there's nothing you can do.

i hear you're gettin' evicted, man.

i do not see, or hear, or speak evil.

____ told me. he wouldn't lie to me.

you know l wouldn't let you get away that easy!

did you hear what he called me?

just the boy part gets burned up. the rest comes out the other side a man.

put the gun down.

you didn't lick this, did you?

there's something you might wanna see.

you come in here and i'm gonna kick your ass!

i never thought smog could smell so good.

you shouldn't be here.

well, you're the fool, and you can't escape that.

what do we do now?

i think he's up to somethin'.

i don't believe i was speaking to you.

you're lucky. i'm teaching you a trade.

nice furniture. didn't get that stuff at price club, that's for sure.

if you wanna be stupid, you don't need me for that.

today, you're settin' off on life's big adventure.

what about the dog?

i don't wanna see another cop or cookie in my life!

i'm not running any more.

he said he killed you.

is this real or what?

don't touch me. don't touch me!

i did something wrong. real wrong. and now l gotta do somethin' right.

think you could climb the roof?

we gotta get you to a hospital.

i represent the association of people unjustly evicted, exploited and generally fucked over.

i made a promise. and i'm gonna keep it.

we can hide under the bed.

you kids'll be the death of me! the death of me!

not the stupid kind of fool. the ignorant kind, just starting out.

i'm gonna get you outta here.

somebody has to. and maybe that means me.

maybe the president is gonna make me secretary of pussy.

you got some money you can kick in?

do the smart thing. the high thing.

too old to get tit, too young to get ass.

i ain't no golden-haired nobody!

i feel like a million dollars.

i found a treasure map last night in the liquor store.

maybe you're too stupid for this kinda work. or maybe too chickenshit.

remember not to bruise her face.

one day i'm gonna buy you a cadillac for each foot.

you have one of your headaches?

i've never been unfaithful to you.

i thought you were dead!

i don't wanna kill you, but l will, 'cause l don't like you much anyway.

we gotta jump!

believe me, when l was a kid, none of us ever walked past that house.

they're happy in their own way.

i am sick and tired of your attitude!

i never had a brother.

i don't want in, i want out!

i'm sorry. for the both of us.

you scared the shit outta me.

burn in hell for getting free, and burn in hell for showing the way!

i can't! i'm afraid.

the neighborhood's changing. it has us all a bit on edge.

i tell you what. you stay down here and keep an eye out. you think you can do that?

i'm sorry about this.

he tried to put food on the damn table.

i don't want a mess.

all sorts of rumors about what's gone on in that place…

you know a prayer? say it.

your father's one sick mother, you know that?

meet me at the window. you know the one.

tough road you got this year.

[memelleity]

it's a wonderful knife starters

merry christmas to you, too!

let's have some fun.

will you shut the hell up?

i'm george bailey! will you be my clarence?

i have so many questions.

why are you so intent on hurting me?

don't embarrass me, okay?

just hear me out.

you remember me?

okay. weird story. i think i'm dead. or invisible.

this is my favorite part!

working on christmas?

you never give women gifts related to their bodies. it's never okay.

i'm so glad you remember.

we are, in fact, married and not roommates.

hey, great job with the tree.

i can handle this.

i love this tradition of opening one gift on christmas eve.

someone's watching us.

do i need to suffer any longer?!

i didn't realize that was your mom.

you're too young to drink.

how can you act like nothing happened?

why would you want to relive that?

this christmas was gonna be my last.

you don't believe me.

____ is dead.

maybe we'll end up there together.

make something up.

no, you're… you're not dead. please. please, wake up.

have you seen my dumb boyfriend?

we're gonna be late!

you two are cute together.

i hate to see you go.

we had our first date here. it's a tradition.

why are you acting like you know me?

just keep my meal warm. i won't be long.

if you ever wanted to see my dick: merry christmas! it's hard to fit it under the tree.

it's like i don't exist.

someone's got the hangover emotions.

don't let that bastard scream at you like that.

you know, it's really something… one person, one life, can change everything just by being gone. and they don't even know it. and they are so lucky that they don't get to see the pain they left in their wake.

charades?

i can't believe you didn't tell me about this!

i'm here for you. no more ignoring anything.

are you two in love?

no one else here knows me.

it's better this way.

look, i want to believe you.

we are so lucky that we started dating on christmas eve.

did you break my window?

i do this all for you!

it didn't hurt. it just sort of… happened.

why not head inside early and make some cocoa?

i never meant for you to find out this way.

you get me.

you just made my naughty list!

i couldn't sleep at all. you snore so loud.

hey, can you drive home later? i need to get drunk.

alright, let's tear these presents open.

i want you to know that you have a friend here.

you want to talk about ____?

i'm surprised you're here.

the lights are so pretty. they should keep them up all year.

get your fuckin' hands off me. this is cashmere.

you're an unexpected wrinkle.

isn't it cute? just like you.

i am so misunderstood.

let's get out of here, yeah?

i was trying to protect you.

am i just supposed to stop living life? live in perpetual fear? let it kill my buzz?

sleep over tonight.

looks like everybody got their wish.

i'll be fine. i promise.

everyone would be better off if i was never born.

get dressed. we're gonna go to my house for breakfast.

it's super rare to see an aurora.

every day i'm sorry.

you've got a future to look forward to.

what's the matter?

i'm not your dad.

look outside. it's snowing.

it's like the after-party after-party. after this party.

can you please stop ignoring what fucking happened last year?

quit pursing your lips. your mouth looks like an asshole.

i don't want to do this anymore.

get off me!

i feel like we need to be a little more cautious here.

fuck. you're a good kisser.

that night still haunts me.

i'm here. and so are you. i don't think that's a coincidence.

are you always alone for christmas?

this happens every christmas. you ought to be used to it by now.

i know that it's hard right now, but i'm your friend and i can't let you do this.

it just helps the vibes, you know?

it's like you just gave up.

ew. what did you eat?

you need me to stay?

we're safe here. loosen those shoulders.

where did everyone go?

is that a baseball bat?

i killed ____.

i'm not going away until you talk to me!

have fun at the party.

i want my life back.

you like it rough! just like your mom.

somebody's trying to kill me.

you think you're gonna come up here and liberate these people? they desire to be ruled.

do i know you?

are you drunk?

you called me "dad."

it's christmas day, right?

great party.

i've always fucking hated you!

you stayed up all night doing this?

i'm a little bit more persuasive than that.

you love pink.

you off to the party?

this could be our only chance.

no more wine.

your ass froze to the ground because you were rocking an aguilerean thong at the 1999 christmas eve park party.

____ is not the man he used to be.

you're not nice.

you matter.

how do we get in?

don't ever call me "weirdo" again.

you're just playing with me?

i wasn't there to save him. and now he's dead.

is this a joke? it's not funny.

i'm gonna invade your personal space.

i don't need help from you!

what a long night.

it's time to let that go.

i forgive you.

i love it here. i belong here.

[memelleity]

abigail sentence starters

i’m sorry about what’s gonna happen to you.

our game ends here.

how many bodies we talking?

i thought i heard someone out here.

let’s just leave. get the fuck out of dodge.

i love you so much. and i’m so proud of you.

vampire on my ass! vampire!

a deal’s a deal.

i can smell your blood.

i like your tattoos. do they have a meaning, or…

you got bullied in school? probably by dad, too. so when you got bigger than everyone else, you turned the tables.

i’ve always hated this room. lot of painful memories.

you’ve made a mistake.

are you lying to me?

so, you got a boyfriend or… something like that?

what’s happening?

___’s not here.

promise me you’re not gonna let anybody hurt me?

you’re the one good thing i did in life. and i just needed you to hear that.

what can i say? i like playing with my food.

you in recovery or something? how many days you got?

my dad, well… he thought he wanted a child, but then he just lost interest.

please, please let me out.

you literally got nothing right.

can we not do this, please?

you’re not as smart as you think you are.

i saw the way you were looking at me earlier.

all right, let’s go kill us a fuckin’ vampire.

i’m scared.

you don’t get your hands dirty and tell yourself that makes what you do not as bad. good luck when the illusion wears off.

fucking bullshit. it’s not about the money. the money’s an excuse.

you backstabbing son of a…

i couldn’t sleep. i heard something.

here’s the thing about being a vampire. it takes a long fucking time to learn how to do all the cool shit.

something doesn’t add up.

listen, you sit here and bleed… or you trust me.

i didn’t mean to scare you.

you want to have some fun? all right. let’s have some fun.

you’re just in time for dinner.

there’s a secret door in the library. the bookshelf on the right wall.

why do you have a dick on your face?

this whole thing is a trap.

you’re so bloody and so gross.

getting shot hurts!

how much do you trust ___?

shut the fuck up!

oh, you’re a fucking priest now?

i came when you needed me. i’m here now.

i don’t scare easy. so when i do, i pay attention.

i feel like i got bit by a fucking vampire!

tell me one true thing about me.

what color are my eyes?

i can’t breathe.

i just, um… i can’t do it.

if this is about revenge, why didn’t you just kill us?

you fucking set me up.

the hard part is already over.

with that money… i can start over, you know?

that wasn’t a lie.

i like you. you’re scary, though.

god, everybody’s got to be a fucking victim now.

if you fucking say, ‘i told you so’…

you could be the richest headless man in america.

i don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about, but you don’t sound very calm right now.

you’re mine. you’re mine.

wow. you got a lot going on up there, but your brain’s not quite putting it together, huh?

do you have any kids?

nothing different about you. nothing special. just something to help me pass the time.

___ was here when you weren’t.

i just want to get to the bottom of this, you know?

i’ve had a few centuries of experience.

we got a real fucking situation here. so i don’t give a shit what you think. either you’re helping us, or you’re dead weight.

i feel sick.

i’d really prefer not to have to fucking shoot you.

this is so fucking disgusting.

you changed your name, you left town, and you never saw your family again… but it wasn’t for their safety, was it?

keep an eye on the door.

you grew up with a bunch of brothers and sisters, huh?

you’re gonna be a real pain in my ass, aren’t you?

looking for some light reading?

i’m not gonna touch you.

can you take the blindfold off? it’s really tight.

this isn’t the time for sarcasm, okay?

let’s watch each other’s backs.

that’s an urban legend. calm down.

i fucking hate ballet.

you shot me! you shot me!

i brought you here to offer you a deal.

just had to do your little magic trick, didn’t you?

you think i could do that?

maybe it’s worth a try.

you’re my friend.

wow. you might be the least perceptive person i’ve ever met.

i’m sorry. did i hit a fucking nerve?

no. i’m not betting our lives on your fucking hunch.

we’ve got to get out of here. there’s got to be another way.

i’ve gone by many names over the countless years.

you can have anything you fucking want.

bite me.

what the fuck?

[memelleity]

lisa frankenstein sentence starters

i think it’s really peaceful and quiet.

____ says it’s a waste of time to try and fix a boy. it’s better to just accept a guy’s flaws.

i wish i was with you.

we killed two people! i could get the clink for life or the electric chair!

you have so much potential.

how will i ever repay you?

things have been moving fast, but i want that.

i know when something’s wrong.

i thought that was gonna last forever, but it didn’t, you know?

i’m okay. i’m fine. it’s okay. i’m good.

not until we bury the body.

i’m not crazy!

“time heals all wounds.” but that’s a lie. time is the wound. takes you further and further from that place when you were happy.

i want to take you somewhere that’s very meaningful to me.

you love me?

it’s okay. one step. right foot, left foot. hold my hand.

i don’t play with dolls anymore.

how about i drive, since you’re not feeling so good?

don’t tell ____ i said this, but it’s actually kind of nice not having her in town.

have you been here before?

not that kind of cure. it’s a band. they can’t make you better. i mean, they can, but… emotionally.

let’s find somewhere for you to sit for a bit, yeah?

you said sisters share.

this whole place gives me the creeps, okay?

you act like you’re happy for me and you care about me, but you’re not really happy for me.

i can never ever talk about it. for personal and legal reasons, and i also pinkyswore.

i knew. i always know. i’m an i.p. intuitive person.

thank you for being nice to me when no one else was.

what happened to your neck?

is it peaceful down there?

i don’t know why i’m talking so much. i haven’t said this many words in a row in forever.

you don’t think i should do it?

is that a rad new trend or something?

you want to be the smart one who likes cool stuff, and you don’t want your girlfriend to like cool stuff. do you know how uncool that is?!

i hate to say it, but you are either crazy or you’re just goddamned inconsiderate.

people are so afraid of death, ‘cause they don’t know when it’s gonna happen to them. it could be an axe murderer, could be the flu, but they don’t know and they hate that.

your boobs look great, by the way.

i don’t know what you’re talking about.

you fixed your bangs! you know, i wasn’t gonna say anything, they were such a mess… but you look amazing now!

i don’t think i’ve ever heard you talk this much.

how about an apology?

it just was never gonna work out between us.

i do wax rubbings of all the tombstones. i have a favorite.

how do you know my name?

i have to get, uh, dressed.

it doesn’t even hurt anymore.

why me? why must i feel so strongly?

you have no idea how scary this is!

let’s not jump to conclusions.

i mean, you don’t need one of those to be a man. it’s actually, like, the least important part, really.

it’s been a difficult day.

i don’t know how i was ever afraid of you.

i’m sorry if this is too much. i know it’s all so new.

i tell you everything.

it’s your fault we’re screwed!

i’m not afraid of death anymore.

i hate parties like this.

did you love her?

this is an active crime scene!

sorry, how do we know each other?

that was an accident.

i feel like i want to apologize for what may have happened last night.

i don’t want to die a virgin.

they’re just things that make you different.

i’m sorry. i don’t mean to be rude. i just didn’t get much sleep last night.

you’re being so dramatic.

i gotta go change my pad.

you’re a great person, ____. and i’m sorry i hurt you.

what do you think happened?

i swear, i would never do that to you.

why are you here?

um, that’s like a… it’s like a back massager.

i’m psychic. also, i think it’s gonna rain.

do you know what happens to people who act out?

that’s really weird, ____.

i love you.

who’s your favorite director of all time?

you should probably get up.

that does sound like the exact description of the hamburglar.

oh, come on. you’re not gonna tell me?

i wished i was in the ground, dead.

what is wrong with you?

you saved me.

just give it a chance.

after ____ died, everyone was in such a hurry to go back to normal. and they kept acting like i had a problem because i couldn’t stop missing her. started to feel like i was going crazy.

shit is transpiring, man.

oscar wilde said, “to define is to limit.”

oscar the grouch said, “scram.”

why didn’t you tell me?

we all have to spend more time together as a family. how can we brady if we don’t bunch?

i just don’t think anyone should be forgotten.

you know i’m usually pretty cool about things, right? but i have a bad feeling about this.

will you cover for me?

i tend to his grave and leave him flowers and… i talk to him sometimes.

you have everything! you couldn’t let me have this one thing?

is there pizza left?

i want to help you. i really do, but i don’t know how.

you don’t want to hold my hand?

i’m really sorry you got electrocuted.

[memelleity]

klaus sentence starters

❝ letters. you don’t really write many these days, do you? ❞

❝ i give up. who are you? ❞

❝ i’m gonna take one last look around the old place so i can forget it. ❞

❝ it’s been nine months… actually, nine months and six days, but who’s counting? ❞

❝ hey, we gave it the old college try, didn’t we? ❞

❝ stay right where you are. ❞

❝ what is… what’s happening right now? ❞

❝ if you fail to do this, you’re cut off. no more fancy apartments, stagecoach, clothes, galas… all gone. you can look forward to a cozy spot in the gutter. ❞

❝ i’m not lost. ❞

❝ is the weather always like this? ❞

❝ you should see it in the spring. that’s when those grays really pop. ❞

❝ what happened here? ❞

❝ i thought there would be some sort of a reception. ❞

❝ ow, they’re biting! ow, get off! get off! get off! ❞

❝ get me out of here! ❞

❝ don’t you dare raise your voice at me! ❞

❝ this is no way to treat a person! certainly not this person! ❞

❝ whoever’s there, i warn you, you do not want to mess with me, okay? ❞

❝ welcome to ____, home of the world’s finest feuds. ❞

❝ this place is the worst! i’m going home! ❞

❝ you can’t leave, remember? ❞

❝ okay, keep low. don’t panic. don’t panic. ❞

❝ it’s not a letter if it doesn’t have postage. ❞

❝ he’s lying. children are liars. ❞

❝ you may have won this round, but if you think i’m giving up, think again. ❞

❝ is this a bad time? i can see you’re pretty swamped. ❞

❝ don’t you have a job or something? ❞

❝ you’re gonna have to help me with the heavier bags. bad back, don’t you know. ❞

❝ i hate you. ❞

❝ now i can go home with the satisfaction of having accomplished absolutely nothing. ❞

❝ better alive in the gutter than hacked into pieces! ❞

❝ please don’t chop me up and scatter my parts in the woods! ❞

❝ you must be kidding. no way. absolutely not. ❞

❝ why are you doing this to me? ❞

❝ what do you want? money? ❞

❝ you remember me from the nice breaking and entering last night? ❞

❝ that is… totally normal. not a symptom of any mental illness or anything. ❞

❝ think of all the joy you’ll bring their miserable little lives! ❞

❝ what, “same time”? you mean, dead of night? ❞

❝ there’s no need for you to come with me, really. it might be against the law. ❞

❝ i don’t know how it happened. i turned away for one second… ❞

❝ what are we going to do? ❞

❝ this is bad. very bad. worst i’ve ever seen, really. ❞

❝ what were you thinking? ❞

❝ this is tradition! centuries of glorious hatred, passed down through generations! ❞

❝ you really have a way with words, you know? ❞

❝ what is wrong with you? ❞

❝ whatever you’re doing, leave me out of it. ❞

❝ i am so close to getting out. i am not about to let you mess it all up. ❞

❝ forgive me, i’m kind of a dreamer, but… isn’t that why we do it? so we can make a difference? ❞

❝ ah. young love. takes me back, you know? ❞

❝ no one has ever seen him. it’s like he’s invisible or something. ❞

❝ don’t forget to leave out some cookies. ❞

❝ you just sit there, be all magical and awesome. ❞

❝ okay, let’s make a deal. if i teach you something, will you get out of here? please? ❞

❝ can you teach me more? ❞

❝ this is good teamwork here. ❞

❝ trust me. you do not want to be on the naughty list. ❞

❝ did you know that arson is down 70%? ❞

❝ it’s like everyone’s gone mad or something. ❞

❝ a true selfless act always sparks another. ❞

❝ well, look who’s suddenly a chatterbox! tell me, what made you squander all those words into that nugget of wisdom? ❞

❝ i’ve been around long enough to know that everyone is out to get something. ❞

❝ what’s in it for you? ❞

❝ what are you doing at our ambush? ❞

❝ you’re not gonna believe what i saw last night! ❞

❝ say, have you heard the one about the one-legged man who walks into a bar? ❞

❝ can you please get off my porch? you’re trespassing. ❞

❝ oh, forget it. the mood is gone. ❞

❝ i’m saying it’s time to join forces against a common enemy. i’m saying we need a truce. ❞

❝ this is gonna take a lot of work. ❞

❝ work with me here. picture the possibilities. ❞

❝ wait! don’t touch that! ❞

❝ bad night, huh? well, join the club. ❞

❝ what am i supposed to do? stay in this little town forever, surrounded by crazy people, never wanting anything more? ❞

❝ back home, i’ve got pretty much everything. but here, i’m just… another irrelevant, pointless nobody. ❞

❝ hey. you’re a pretty good listener, you know? ❞

❝ who wants some hot cocoa? ❞

❝ i wasn’t smiling. i was squinting. from the sun. ❞

❝ even now… sometimes… it almost feels like she’s still… ❞

❝ i thought i’d never feel this again. and i have you to thank for it, my friend. so… thank you. ❞

❝ you know what? no homework. am i the best teacher ever or what? ❞

❝ how did you pay for this? ❞

❝ let’s, um… let’s talk outside. it’s a little cramped in here. ❞

❝ please, i can explain. ❞

❝ best leave it alone, i say. i’m sure it’s nothing that could fester and eventually become a source of resentment and regret. ❞

❝ i think i may have missed my boat. ❞

❝ so i told him. i told him everything. and then he turned to me, and he said… he’d never been more proud of me. and he hugged me. can you believe that? ❞

❝ i could really use a hand here. ❞

❝ really? you’re gonna go for the guilt trip now? ❞

❝ sure. i’ll tell you what. let’s continue discussing what a horrible person i am while i most likely break my neck trying to save the children’s toys, why don’t we? ❞

❝ we’re dead! we’re dead! we’re dead! ❞

❝ i’m still proud of you, you hear me? ❞

❝ it’s not worth it! are you crazy? ❞

❝ does that mean the feud is back on? ❞

❝ i think you hit your head pretty hard, dear. you should lie back down. ❞

❝ kids talk, you know? ❞

❝ it was a simple plan, but then you showed up and made it complicated. as usual. ❞

❝ so, all this was for nothing? ❞

❝ wake up! you have to see this! ❞

❝ poetic, don’t you think? ❞

❝ any chance for a hot cup of coffee for your neighborhood mailman? ❞

❝ what? you don’t like it? i think it looks good on me, don’t you? ❞

❝ no goodbye. no explanation. nothing. it was as if he had just… faded away. ❞

❝ i stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago. ❞

[memelleity]

the mask of zorro sentence starters

❝ why are you still here? ❞

❝ children should not have to see the things we do. ❞

❝ if you will excuse me, i'm missing my own party. ❞

❝ you would murder them to capture me? ❞

❝ stay for dinner. ❞

❝ you are a traitor to your country and your class. ❞

❝ ____ was never yours to protect. ❞

❝ you'll live with the knowledge that you have lost everything. ❞

❝ touch my brother again and i'll kill you. ❞

❝ i thought you were tied up. ❞

❝ i am the backbone of this gang. without me, it would fall apart. ❞

❝ i want you to know that i consider this an honor. ❞

❝ please don't touch me. ❞

❝ ____'s dead. ❞

❝ consider this a fool's apology for ever doubting you. ❞

❝ you are not happy to see me, so let’s stop pretending. ❞

❝ who, in your entire history, has ever helped you? ❞

❝ the time has come to take our destiny into our own hands. ❞

❝ where did you get that? ❞

❝ why should you be sorry? ❞

❝ you're in no condition to fight. ❞

❝ get out of my way, old man. ❞

❝ would you care to try again…? ❞

❝ you're welcome. for saving your life. ❞

❝ he's trained to kill. you seem trained to drink. you would have died quickly. ❞

❝ i can teach you how to take revenge and live to celebrate it. ❞

❝ why are you so eager to help me? ❞

❝ i can't believe it. i never thought that i would be standing here. ❞

❝ where were you all these years? i thought you were dead. ❞

❝ i can see we are not going to spend much time talking. ❞

❝ do you know how to use that? ❞

❝ this is going to take a lot of work. ❞

❝ time for a drink. ❞

❝ lesson number one: never attack in anger. ❞

❝ you look better than ever. ❞

❝ be careful, there are dangerous men about. ❞

❝ the years have been kind to you. ❞

❝ it’s just like the old days. ❞

❝ i broke the fourth commandment. ❞

❝ did you kill somebody? ❞

❝ i try to behave the way my father would like me to, but my heart is too wild. ❞

❝ his face was half-covered… but something in his eyes captured me. ❞

❝ i forgive you. ❞

❝ you have done nothing wrong. the only sin would be to deny what your heart truly feels. ❞

❝ you're a thief. a pitiful clown. ❞

❝ ____ was a servant of the people, not a seeker of fame like you. ❞

❝ i am tired of waiting for you to tell me i am ready. ❞

❝ choose your weapon. ❞

❝ if you want to be of service, you can join them as a spy. ❞

❝ look at me. this is the most stupid thing i have ever done. ❞

❝ a nobleman just says one thing and thinks another. ❞

❝ ____ is a true nobleman. he will never look a servant in the eye. ❞

❝ my father was very strict. ❞

❝ are you a man of vision? ❞

❝ i am a man in search of a vision. ❞

❝ sheep will always need a shepherd. ❞

❝ heroism? a romantic illusion. ❞

❝ heroism is something to aspire to, not sneer at. ❞

❝ all that shooting guns, racing around on horses… gives me a frightful headache. ❞

❝ a woman's grasp of politics. what can i say? ❞

❝ may i have the honor of this dance? ❞

❝ were you looking for something? ❞

❝ i apologize if you're offended. ❞

❝ there is something i want to share with you. a vision. ❞

❝ you are living in a dream. ❞

❝ welcome to hell's outhouse. ❞

❝ i steal gold and money. but you steal people's lives. ❞

❝ your voice is so calming. ❞

❝ i know what it is like to lose a loved one. ❞

❝ when i see you, i remember what it felt like to be a father. ❞

❝ your mother would be proud of you. ❞

❝ i have to ask you... have we ever met before? ❞

❝ to be able to see through the eyes of an enemy is a valuable thing. ❞

❝ where are my manners… would you care for something to drink? ❞

❝ you ought to fire your housekeeper. ❞

❝ you are more than you pretend to be. ❞

❝ maybe someday i will see what i look like through your eyes. ❞

❝ it is beautiful. how much does it cost? ❞

❝ how can i do what is needed when all i feel is... hate? ❞

❝ we should destroy the evidence. ❞

❝ bend over! ❞

❝ whatever it is you have stolen, give it to me. ❞

❝ i don't have the time to give you the proper instruction. ❞

❝ do you surrender? ❞

❝ i'm not going with you. ❞

❝ there's something i must do. it’s a personal matter. ❞

❝ you taught me to see beyond personal feelings. ❞

❝ you are too young to understand. ❞

❝ all the work, all the training, all the wise words, for what? ❞

❝ ____ is all i have left. i am not going to lose her again. ❞

❝ i think my horse could run this army better than you. ❞

❝ i warned you long ago you would never be rid of me. ❞

❝ i'm not here to stop you. ❞

❝ you cannot imagine how i have dreamed of this moment. ❞

❝ if i die, the truth dies with me. ❞

❝ only one question. how would you like your remains displayed? ❞

❝ drop the sword. ❞

❝ did you miss me? ❞

❝ there will be other days, other battles to fight. ❞

❝ you are like your mother. same eyes. same mouth. same spirit. ❞

[memelleity]

ocean’s 8 sentence starters

❝ i don’t want that life. i never wanted that life. ❞

❝ i fell for the wrong person. it was a mistake, but… it happened. ❞

❝ nice watch. ❞

❝ i have 45 bucks. i can go anywhere i want. ❞

❝ you think i like you? you think i believe you? you think i trust anything that you’re saying? ❞

❝ it’s a rerun. she slept with her cousin, crashed the car. the baby’s not his. ❞

❝ i want vodka and water. ‘cause when you’re drunk, it tastes like vodka. ❞

❝ i was just paying my respects. ❞

❝ they thought i’d be the best one to talk to you. ❞

❝ i’m not gonna end up back in prison. ❞

❝ you’re looking sharp. ❞

❝ that would be my “i’ve just been in jail for five years, and my partner lets me down” face. ❞

❝ i’m not your partner. ❞

❝ if you’re gonna have a problem with stealing, you’re not gonna like the rest of this conversation. ❞

❝ see, this is what you do. you make me guess and then i’m interested. and then you think because i’m interested, that i wanna do it. ❞

❝ don’t you wanna do things you’re interested in? ❞

❝ there’s a room for you upstairs. ❞

❝ i borrowed some shit. figured you weren’t using it. ❞

❝ do you know what a shiv is? ❞

❝ i realized that would be maybe coming from an angry place, so… ❞

❝ it’s not like robbing a liquor store. ❞

❝ why do you need to do this? ❞

❝ it’s what i’m good at. ❞

❝ oh, honey, is this a proposal? ❞

❝ come on. take a bite. just take a bite. ❞

❝ you’re really irritating. ❞

❝ i don’t know yet. but as soon as i do, you’ll be the very first person that i tell. ❞

❝ i think you’re being kind of hard on yourself. ❞

❝ you spent $18 million in two years and had two houseboats on the seine. ❞

❝ what if we could make all this go away? ❞

❝ are you mad? ❞

❝ good body. good boobs. huge features. eyes like bambi. ❞

❝ are there no hackers who aren’t russian? ❞

❝ there’s barely any russians who aren’t hackers. ❞

❝ sorry about ____. ❞

❝ what’s your real name? ❞

❝ you know your footprint is a disaster, right? if you’re planning to steal shit, you definitely got to clean this up, ‘cause right now, my little sister could hack you. ❞

❝ can i ask where we’re going? ❞

❝ you’re sweating. ❞

❝ indifference, it’s an aphrodisiac. ❞

❝ you seem different. you know, like you’re immune to judgment. like you’re above all that. ❞

❝ this girl has some of the best hands i’ve ever seen. ❞

❝ is this our only choice? ❞

❝ come on, there’s no hard feelings. ❞

❝ can i get my watch back, please? ❞

❝ a him gets noticed, a her gets ignored. and for once, we wanna be ignored. ❞

❝ what are you doing here? i thought you were in jail. ❞

❝ look at all this. thought you retired? ❞

❝ i don’t do that anymore. ❞

❝ you’re not bored out here, are you, ____? ❞

❝ how do you explain all this to your husband? ❞

❝ i would like to present you with a hypothetical situation. ❞

❝ go home, get your affairs in order, because tomorrow, we begin pulling off one of the biggest jewelry heists in history. ❞

❝ you don’t have a metrocard? what are you, a tourist? ❞

❝ you sure he’s dead, or…? ❞

❝ i’m not really a numbers person. i’m sure you’ll work out all those details. ❞

❝ i’m afraid the answer is no. ❞

❝ i must have the sun. ❞

❝ hello, sexy. ❞

❝ listen, look. you’ve got one of the greatest necks in the world. ❞

❝ you can message him. and you can say, maybe, like, the eggplant emoji. or maybe the girl that does this. 💃 ❞

❝ can you help me with something? i think i’m a little lost. ❞

❝ it’s a privacy violation. …unless you’re into that. ❞

❝ how long did it take you to figure all this out? ❞

❝ well, you certainly seem qualified. maybe overqualified. ❞

❝ do we have to steal stuff? ❞

❝ how did you ever fall for that schmuck? ❞

❝ not saying a word. ❞

❝ i will testify. i was defrauded too, right? ❞

❝ you better tell me this is not what i think this is. ❞

❝ don’t con me. ❞

❝ we are going to get caught. ❞

❝ he sent me to jail! you have no idea what that’s like. ❞

❝ sorry, listen, i know this really isn’t any of my business… ❞

❝ how many carats is it? ❞

❝ can i just see that again, out of interest? how does it work? ❞

❝ you’re a little genius, ____. thank you. ❞

❝ what do your parents do? ❞

❝ somewhere out there is an eight-year-old girl lying in bed, dreaming of being a criminal. let’s do this for her. ❞

❝ do not slouch, cross your arms, or put your hands in your pockets. ❞

❝ i’d say you look like a million bucks, but it’s more like 100 million. ❞

❝ you’re supposed to curtsy. they actually have a guy there to teach you how to curtsy. ❞

❝ what do you mean, “smoked it”? ❞

❝ what the hell are you doing? you’re not getting paid to talk. ❞

❝ do we have to make such a big deal about this? ❞

❝ first of all, i’m not a member of law enforcement. ❞

❝ when did you know this was a fake? ❞

❝ do you want me to pee in a cup or something? ❞

❝ ____’s the only one with an alibi. ❞

❝ some days, i love my job. ❞

❝ i’m not a total fricking idiot. ❞

❝ if there’s one thing i know, it’s bad acting. ❞

❝ i never forget a face. ❞

❝ seems to me, eight shares of 150 million is better than seven shares of nothing, right? ❞

❝ let’s not all high-five at once. ❞

❝ i am the one who is saving your ass. ❞

❝ no one’s going to jail. ❞

❝ it’s always the attention to detail and the little grace notes that really make something sing. ❞

❝ why are you doing this? ❞

❝ i don’t have that many close female friendships. and book clubs are the worst.❞

❝ you’re becoming a criminal because you’re lonely? ❞

❝ are you an only child? ❞

❝ this was your mother’s? ❞

❝ i don’t really remember where my hands were. ❞

❝ just a theory. a shot in the dark. i’m probably wrong. ❞

❝ is it genetic? are the whole family like this? ❞

❝ it’s not just profit, it’s revenge. it’s a twofer. ❞

❝ do you wanna play a game? ❞

❝ you have no idea how this came to be in your possession? ❞

❝ i think i need to talk to my lawyer. ❞

❝ you would’ve loved it. ❞

[memelleity]

the night house sentence starters

❝ are you sure you’ll be all right? ❞

❝ i’d have done that for you. all you had to do is ask. ❞

❝ i’m fine. just didn’t really sleep well last night. ❞

❝ i’m sure you know why i’m here. ❞

❝ i checked the website. ❞

❝ that’s not what i wanted. ❞

❝ when you came in here, what did you want? ❞

❝ you hadn’t heard, because it’s a personal matter. ❞

❝ i’m so sorry for your loss. ❞

❝ it’s peaceful out here, but it is lonely. ❞

❝ you know that we’re paying people to do that, right? you don’t have to do it all yourself. ❞

❝ no, no, don’t worry, i’m not actually filming. ❞

❝ i can’t hear you. i can’t… ❞

❝ what am i looking at? ❞

❝ don’t do this to yourself. ❞

❝ look, a bunch of us are going out tonight drinking. you should come. get your mind off things. ❞

❝ shit. sorry. that was… that was a really fucking stupid, insensitive thing to say. ❞

❝ i didn’t think we had secrets. ❞

❝ everybody has secrets. don’t let it weigh on you. ❞

❝ do you guys believe in ghosts? ❞

❝ i think there’s something in my house. like a… a presence. ❞

❝ do you know what sleep paralysis is? ❞

❝ how long were you married? ❞

❝ you spend so much time in the same space with someone… it’s gonna feel like they’re there. even when they’re not. ❞

❝ who knows, right? i mean, who’s to say what happens once we “shuffle off this mortal coil, what dreams may come”? ❞

❝ you shouldn’t be joking about that. ❞

❝ did you seriously not know that anything was wrong? ❞

❝ nothing is after you. you’re safe now. ❞

❝ makes you wonder though, doesn’t it? what else didn’t i know? ❞

❝ okay. i think that it’s time we get you home. ❞

❝ you want a brandy? ❞

❝ i don’t like you here all by yourself. ❞

❝ oh, my god, you totally has us going. i thought that was real. ❞

❝ you know, i… i died, back in ____. did i tell you that story? ❞

❝ what was it like? what did you see? ❞

❝ you can’t unknow what you know. ❞

❝ sure you don’t want me to stay? ❞

❝ is that really you? ❞

❝ what you looking for? ❞

❝ you’ve been through a lot lately. more than you deserve. ❞

❝ i know how it sounds now, but i believed every word he said. ❞

❝ look. don’t think i haven’t wrestled with this, okay? ❞

❝ i wanted to tell you so many times… ❞

❝ you’re closer to death than you’ve ever been. ❞

❝ it’s all right. you don’t have to call for help. i’m not gonna…  ❞

❝ take your hair down. ❞

❝ i didn’t sleep with him. honestly, i barely knew him. ❞

❝ you’re the most skeptical person i know, and here you are, telling me that your house is haunted. ❞

❝ you can stay as long as you want. ❞

❝ he’s gone. you’re not. you still have a life to live. ❞

❝ if you’ve got something to say to me, you better say it now. ❞

❝ sorry. i didn’t think you were home. ❞

❝ no, i get it. i probably would have done the same thing. ❞

❝ normally, i wouldn’t have gone, but he was smart, and sweet, and… i don’t know. i just kind of felt safe with him, you know? ❞

❝ what did he do to you? ❞

❝ we need to talk. i’m not leaving until we do. ❞

❝ i’m here. i’m still here. ❞

❝ i should have listened to you. i did something that i shouldn’t have. ❞

❝ i wish that it were morning. ❞

❝ where are you? ❞

❝ i miss you so much. ❞

❝ is this real? are you really here? ❞

❝ i’m not ____. ❞

❝ he thought he could protect you. he was wrong. ❞

❝ come back to me. ❞

❝ what happened? ❞

❝ there’s nothing there. ❞

[memelleity]

brainstorming headcanons with your angstiest writing partners:

[memelleity]

in case i make it sentence starters

❝ here’s where i’ll be raising my kids, if i can find someone to start a family with.❞

❝ i dream of the day my odds and ends fit. ❞

❝ my mind’s not one bite smaller or lesser than yours. ❞

❝ do i belong in “right and wrong”? ❞

❝ one hungry day is nothing, come what may. ❞

❝ i’ll make it through again. i have before. what’s one more? ❞

❝ was that all there was to this? ❞

❝ what’s the moon made of? ❞

❝ one dies alone, and why? ❞

❝ don’t take the following words as reverence for tradition… ❞

❝ i’ve learned to pick my battles by losing most i’ve fought. ❞

❝ i’ll always do it my way, even if that’s just the same way i was taught. ❞

❝ can you believe we really made it? ❞

❝ i want to be just like my parents before i was born ❞

❝ can we be just like my parents? ❞

❝ yeah, i mean sure, my parents messed me up. but i think that’s just the gig. ❞

❝ i’d like to just lay down. ❞

❝ marriage always scared me, but i’d like to have a last love. ❞

❝ love can last a pretty good long while. i’ve seen it around. ❞

❝ tongue out of my cheek now. i’m done pulling faces. ❞

❝ what do i know bout forever, when so far, i’ve been so fleeting? ❞

❝ if you want a hyphen last name, i guess i don’t mind the cadence. ❞

❝ i’ve forgotten all their names, so why should you remember me? ❞

❝ if we grow old together will you talk to my headstone? that is, assuming that i die first.  ❞

❝ god knows crying ain’t gonna change a thing. ❞

❝ it just feels inhumane to lose this much. ❞

❝ when you leave, you know you take more than your love. ❞

❝ my sponsor said “do nothing. nothing works.” ❞

❝ my doctor said “don’t do that if it hurts.” ❞

❝ let all my red flags fade to white. i give up. ❞

❝ okay, i’ll pack my stuff. ❞

❝ it feels damn inhumane to get all i’ve dreamed of. ❞

❝ one day at a time. tomorrow’s too late. ❞

❝ i know that i’m wrong. ❞

❝ when you’re gone, you’re gone. ❞

❝ i want to believe that you’ll remember me when you’re just memory. ❞

❝ i would take it back if i could. ❞

❝ it’ll all be over soon. ❞

❝ i’d never let a bad thing happen to you. ❞

❝ everybody dies fighting for their lives, just trying to survive. ❞

❝ i’m gripping the grass and i’m pulling up daisies. ❞

❝ would or could the impact kill me? ❞

❝ be the next big constellation, connect the dots between your parts. ❞

❝ dandelion seeds get to ride on the breeze… you make a wish upon the dead, but turn and call it a weed. ❞

❝ only plastic flowers never die. ❞

❝ what do you know of control? the wind is simply at your back. ❞

❝ i ain’t saying it’s fate, but there are no mistakes. ❞

❝ is now really a good time for a new tattoo? ❞

❝ the larger they are, the harder they tend to fall. ❞

❝ from such height, life looks awful small. ❞

❝ magic mushrooms grow in piles of bullshit. ❞

❝ my private inside joke, sign the cast on my funny bone. ❞

❝ haunt my bedroom at night and say “let’s get you home.” ❞

❝ oh my god, what’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ i’d rather stay asleep than never see you wake up next to me. ❞

❝ you seemed fine just a few days ago. ❞

❝ never mind, you win! ❞

❝ far too late came far too soon. ❞

❝ the love you never made became the things you’d never do. ❞

❝ go on back to bed my love, that’s where dreams are supposed to be. ❞

❝ are you at all like me? do you know what i mean, or am i too close to see? ❞

❝ alright, that’s enough, let’s get you home. ❞

❝ i’m afraid of leaving my house. ❞

❝ i’m afraid of losing my mind. ❞

❝ i’ve never been afraid of no one breaking my heart. not like i’m bout to fall and cut my throat on the shards ❞

❝ i’m afraid of damn near everything. ❞

❝ hold me like a tourniquet. ❞

❝ i love you so much it scares me half to death. ❞

❝ i’m not used to this, how did this happen? ❞

❝ i love you so much it scares me half to death. the other half i guess i’m giving to you. ❞

❝ i’m afraid that you’ll change your mind. ❞

❝ i’m afraid of four-letter words like love, for, and ever… or whatever. ❞

❝ i’m afraid you’ll notice my flaws. i’m afraid you already have, obviously. ❞

❝ hold me at claw’s length, baby. ❞

❝ i’m not used to fear of losing something i hold dear. ❞

❝ i’m no survivor, i only happened to survive. ❞

❝ i was drunk when i made my bed. now with a half-decade hangover, i lay down in it. ❞

❝ what have i done? ❞

❝ it’s either this, in jail, or dead. ❞

❝ jesus christ, my aching head… ❞

❝ i’ve been feeling awful since i hit bottom and said “hand me my shovel, i’m going in.” ❞

❝ man, you call that recovered? ❞

❝ broke my neck on the backs of those who i’ve hurt and scared. ❞

❝ i’d rather be anybody else instead. ❞

❝ please believe me when i say i poured my whole past down the drain. ❞

❝ i can’t make amends for things i don’t remember. ❞

❝ i can only say i’m sorry and occasionally pray. ❞

❝ guess you’ll just have to take my word that i’ve changed. ❞

❝ i’m turning over the same old leaf again. ❞

❝ if it weren’t for the everything, then anything could happen. ❞

❝ if anybody needs me, i’ll be in my coffin. ❞

❝ i’m sorry for the things i’ve done and all i ask of you. ❞

❝ maybe i should switch up the style of my mistakes. ❞

❝ i’d kill the man i am for one more chance to be yours. ❞

❝ i ain’t begging. i’m just saying it’s an option. ❞

❝ breaking news: the news is broken. ❞

❝ sign this petition to remove content warnings from civil war statues! ❞

❝ funny how you all have so much in common. ❞

❝ the age of aquarius has arrived. the end is nigh. ❞

❝ i’m that first-person they talk about in all the books. ❞

❝ i wrote the book about throwing the book at those who don’t do it by it. ❞

❝ so now i’m holding myself hostage… ❞

❝ enough lefts don’t make the right, but two wrongs do. ❞

❝ oh man, sun tzu would love this. ❞

❝ if you shake your fist at snakes in grass, it looks like punching down. ❞

❝ god forbid i’m seen just as an average human being. ❞

❝ i’m the gap between a tragedy and comedy. ❞

❝ i’m the main character, and you have to like me. ❞

❝ look in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s super-ego! ❞

❝ villains are everywhere, that’s how i know i’m the hero. ❞

❝ we all do what we need to to get through, but i ain’t done a fucking thing to you. ❞

❝ i don’t owe you my heart, and i don’t owe you my body, but you should know that i’m sorry for being careless with you. ❞

❝ lord knows i owed you more than i’m pretty sure i ever could give anybody. ❞

❝ i swear i’m really trying. ❞

❝ it just don’t come natural to me to think that you’d want me for me. ❞

❝ i just haven’t learned how to be human as you are yet. ❞

❝ i only know that i’m still lonely, that morbid sort where even company can’t cure me. ❞

❝ you gave me your heart, i only gave you my body. ❞

❝ i’m not a real person, just the shit you can’t make up. ❞

❝ i’m just as exposed if i take off my clothes when we make the closest thing to love that i’m capable of. ❞

❝ how did i cause so much harm? ❞

❝ i know you got scars of your own. ❞

❝ i’ll either live or die alone. ❞

❝ i swear i will die trying. ❞

❝ i’m still in the process, but i’m making progress. ❞

❝ i honestly want to prove improvement’s possible. ❞

❝ i swear i’m so fucking sorry. ❞

❝ i’m not a good person, i’m barely a person at all. ❞

❝ tell me, what kind of living legend would only want a living wage? ❞

❝ i just turned twenty-seven, and i’m dying of old age. ❞

❝ guess i’m just selfish… i wanna have but not be had. ❞

❝ it’s not a gift if you pay for it, but i don’t want no charity. ❞

❝ i spent all my years to end up right here, and now i really think i’d rather leave. ❞

❝ i hate sex, i hate drugs, and i hate rock'n'roll. ❞

❝ i hate proving that i’m still human after all. ❞

❝ it’s the death of the author, you read between white chalk outlines. ❞

❝ go ahead, sure, drink my kool-aid. it wouldn’t mix well with my meds. ❞

❝ i hate to be “that guy,” but i’m not that guy anymore, and i made god damn sure he’s dead. ❞

❝ i’ve nearly cried for moths that die at porch light lamps. ❞

❝ i have been stepped on so many times, it’s started to feel like my place. ❞

❝ is there room for me in your cage? ❞

❝ animals are people too, but these people are animals. ❞

❝ it’s awful out here, ____. ❞

❝ i’ve never understood what humans do and want. it’s quite confusing to me to try to connect. ❞

❝ frustration makes me wish my teeth were sharp as yours. ❞

❝ you’ve got a friend in me. let’s go make more enemies. ❞

❝ you’re not meant to sing along, it isn’t that kind of song. ❞

❝ if you listen closely, i swear to god… i swear you can hear the ocean if you hold it up to your ear. ❞

❝ it’s theoretically dense, it’s impressive, it’s microtonal and it challenges western notions of art. ❞

❝ it makes no statement, but does so quite loudly. ❞

❝ it’s an aesthetic, i mean an anesthetic. ❞

❝ it begs the question just to tell you the answer. ❞

❝ if you walk the walk, can you talk more quiet? ❞

❝ you fill your head with thoughts you find you can’t even feel. ❞

❝ all of the things that you think and then think about thinking… i know it’s hard, but they’re not who you are. they’re white noise. ❞

[memelleity]

cabin in the woods sentence starters

❝ everyone knows you can’t trust swedes. ❞

❝ does this mean you’re not in the betting pool?  ❞

❝ oh, my god! your hair. it’s blonde.  ❞

❝ if you treat this like a setup, i’m gonna have no fun at all. ❞

❝ think fast! … faster than that. sorry.  ❞

❝ people in this town drive in a very counterintuitive manner. ❞

❝ do you wanna spend the weekend in jail? ❞

❝ statistical fact.. cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. why? they fear this man. they know he sees further than they, and he will bind them with ancient logics. ❞

❝ society needs to crumble. we’re all just too chicken-shit to let it. ❞

❝ did they tell you that being prepped is not the same as being prepared? ❞

❝ ask me that again, only slower. ❞

❝ you’re a pig. ❞

❝ i’ll see it when i believe it. ❞

❝ am i on speakerphone? ❞

❝ what happens next? ❞

❝ oh, that’s cold! ❞

❝ i’m gonna kill you!  ❞

❝ more than anything, i just want this moment to end. ❞

❝ let’s get this party started! ❞

❝ okay, my turn. truth or dare? ❞

❝ have you ever seen a moose before? ❞

❝ i am new in town. how did you know? ❞

❝ what do you think is down there? ❞

❝ sorry, i just scared myself. ❞

❝ i don’t make up the rules. ❞

❝ okay, i’m drawing a line in the fucking sand, here. do not read the latin. ❞

❝ stop being a fucking baby. ❞

❝ they’re entirely separate species. like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal. ❞

❝ monsters. magic. gods. you get used to it. ❞

❝ i am never gonna see a merman. ever. ❞

❝ there’s too much riding on this. ❞

❝ are you feeling lonely, ____? ❞

❝ i have a theory about all this… ❞

❝ you seriously believe nothing weird is going on? ❞

❝ you’re not seeing what you don’t wanna see. ❞

❝ pop-tarts? did you say you have pop-tarts? ❞

❝ ____, i love you, but you’re really high. ❞

❝ we are not who we are. ❞

❝ i’m gonna go read a book with pictures ❞

❝ it’s a weird kind of night. ❞

❝ i’m sorry about tonight. ❞

❝ your basic human needs disgust me. ❞

❝ okay, baby. let’s see some boobies. ❞

❝ i’m gonna go for a walk. ❞

❝ you think i’m a puppet. gonna do a little.. fucking puppet dance! ❞

❝ i thought there’d be stars. ❞

❝ no matter what happens, we have to stay together. ❞

❝ we should split up. we can cover more ground that way. ❞

❝ oh, my god. i’m on a reality tv show. ❞

❝ help me! ❞

❝ this is where he killed them. this is where he’ll kill us. ❞

❝ you like pain? how’s that work for you? ❞

❝ remember when you could just throw a girl in a volcano? ❞

❝ how old do you think i am? ❞

❝ the evil is defeated! ❞

❝ fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! ❞

❝ perfect record, huh? ❞

❝ how hard is it to kill nine-year-olds? ❞

❝ you are humanity’s last hope. ❞

❝ what the fuck’s going on? ❞

❝ you’re missing the point. ❞

❝ i don’t understand. you’re celebrating? ❞

❝ i wish that i could do what you do. ❞

❝ i’m just giving you a hard time. come on. ❞

❝ turn the fucking music off. ❞

❝ i had to dismember that guy with a trowel. what have you been up to? ❞

❝ i do know some stuff. ❞

❝ they made us choose how we die. ❞

❝ why are you trying to kill us? ❞

❝ this should’ve gone differently. ended more quickly. ❞

❝ i can only imagine your pain and confusion. but know this. what’s happening to you is part of something bigger.  ❞

❝ this is part of a ritual. ❞

❝ we work with what we have. ❞

❝ if you’ve got to kill all my friends to survive.. maybe it’s time for a change. ❞

❝ you can die with them… or you can die for them. ❞

❝ there is no other way. ❞

❝ you have to be strong. ❞

❝ i’m so sorry i almost shot you. i probably wouldn’t have. ❞

❝ i’m sorry i let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world. ❞

❝ giant evil gods. i wish i could’ve seen them. ❞

❝ that would have been a fun weekend. ❞

[memelleity]

freaky (2020) sentence starters

some nsfw

❝ a geriatric serial killer? really? ❞

❝ don't underestimate a straight white man's propensity for violence. ❞

❝ what is all this shit? ❞

❝ are you gonna help me or not? ❞

❝ this looks so expensive… ❞

❝ you're taking too long. it's a vagina, not an all-night drive-through. ❞

❝ do you have a date for homecoming tomorrow? ❞

❝ you're so cute. ❞

❝ ____, you promised. ❞

❝ you can't keep living your life for someone else. you've got to start doing things for you. ❞

❝ i just don't want you to wake up one morning and realize your whole life passed you by ‘cause you were busy being everything to everyone but you. ❞

❝ i love your dress. ❞

❝ pro tip: always set your watch five minutes ahead. it saves my ass, like, every time. ❞

❝ everybody is freaking out. ❞

❝ don't say that word. ❞

❝ i smell like orange soda. ❞

❝ you sure you don't want a ride? ❞

❝ help's on the way. you're gonna be okay. ❞

❝ it wasn't my fault! ❞

❝ good, you're up. how are you feeling? ❞

❝ why do i sound like that? ❞

❝ i don't have any drugs. i'm not a drug person. ❞

❝ what do i look like? ❞

❝ do i look like a, um, you know, do i look like a girl? ❞

❝ i didn't see you there! ❞

❝ i really want you to try to eat, okay? ❞

❝ what's with the outfit? ❞

❝ piss off, ____. ❞

❝ this is not about you. ❞

❝ something else happened last night, didn't it? ❞

❝ i'm, like, the most trustworthy person. ❞

❝ i've had, like, ten kombuchas today, so i'm gonna go pee, and when i get back, you're either spilling the tea or i'm out. ❞

❝ are you sure this is safe? ❞

❝ hey, how are you holding up? ❞

❝ i am so sick of your constant need for attention. ❞

❝ if only you would spend a little less time flirting and a little more time learning, you might actually make something out of yourself. ❞

❝ ____’s acting weird. ❞

❝ listen… it's not what you think. ❞

❝ you're black! i'm gay! we are so dead! ❞

❝ stop running. i'm not gonna hurt you. ❞

❝ will you stop throwing things at me? ❞

❝ i am not trying to hurt you, okay? ❞

❝ what's your favorite movie? ❞

❝ who's your biggest crush? ❞

❝ how did this happen? ❞

❝ standing and peeing is kind of rad. ❞

❝ i think it's spanish… i can't read it. ❞

❝ ay, estúpidos niños gabachos. ❞

❝ boys are so gross. ❞

❝ i didn't mean to interrupt. i... i was looking for someone else. ❞

❝ you like being scared? ❞

❝ oh, my god. did you just pee yourself? ❞

❝ self-defense. i had to do it. ❞

❝ that's what you get for fucking with me, ____. ❞

❝ what do you want from me?! ❞

❝ why can't i just have a normal life? ❞

❝ don't tell me to calm down! ❞

❝ can you scooch your seat up just a little bit? ❞

❝ okay, we need a plan. ❞

❝ everyone knows who you are. ❞

❝ i didn't mean to share all that with you. ❞

❝ i lost somebody, too. ❞

❝ you must miss him so much. ❞

❝ nothing prepares you for this stuff, right? i mean, we're all just left here, to pick up the pieces, and... ❞

❝ i can't figure out what's going on inside your head. ❞

❝ you're so easy to talk to. ❞

❝ this is terrifying. i can't breathe. ❞

❝ if you get recognized, we are screwed. ❞

❝ your touch makes this pussy drier than sandpaper, you fucking monkey. ❞

❝ i can't wait to kill you. ❞

❝ i fucking hate this place. ❞

❝ i just w... i just want to talk. ❞

❝ where the hell did you learn how to do that? ❞

❝ this is gonna sound really strange. ❞

❝ ____, look at me. ❞

❝ a few weeks ago, i found a poem in my locker. it was anonymous. ❞

❝ you sad fucking cunt. you pathetic coward. ❞

❝ this should be your new mug shot. ❞

❝ i've never been so stressed and excited at the same time in my life. ❞

❝ you know, i have to admit, in a really strange way, that it hasn't been all bad. ❞

❝ you are a lot stronger than you think. ❞

❝ why is ____ tied to my dining chair? ❞

❝ we're role-playing. ❞

❝ i'm a little confused. ❞

❝ i-i didn't want to tell you until i was ready, but... i'm straight. ❞

❝ you are many things, but straight isn't one of them. ❞

❝ i don't have time for this. ❞

❝ what the fuck is going on? ❞

❝ how weird is it that i kind of feel like kissing you right now? ❞

❝ i'm not going anywhere. ❞

❝ i don't need your fucking help. ❞

❝ so you think you're this hot shit now, huh? ❞

❝ you stay here. this is way too dangerous. ❞

❝ well, what do you know? looks like we got a little private party going here, huh?❞

❝ are you good at math, ____? ❞

❝ do not try and be a hero. ❞

❝ you tell anybody, i'll fucking kill you. ❞

❝ i want my body back. ❞

❝ you're too late. ❞

❝ so, what are you gonna tell the cops? ❞

❝ you're my daughter. nothing will ever change that. ❞

❝ you got what you wanted, right? why aren't you happy? ❞

❝ little girls shouldn't play with guns. ❞

❝ i understand why you feel so weak. ❞

❝ having balls sucks. ❞

[memelleity]

hocus pocus sentence starters

❝ oh, look. another glorious morning. it makes me sick! ❞

❝ wake up, darling. ❞

❝ you’re right, i’m wrong. ❞

❝ stop that! i need to concentrate! ❞

❝ i smell a child. ❞

❝ open up your mouth. ❞

❝ get away from my potion! ❞

❝ there are not enough children in the world to make you young and beautiful! ❞

❝ dazzle me, my darling. ❞

❝ witches? there be no witches here, sir! ❞

❝ this is terribly uncomfortable. ❞

❝ we seem to have a skeptic in our midst. ❞

❝ would you care to share your california, laid-back, tie-dyed point of view? ❞

❝ everyone knows that halloween was invented by the candy companies. ❞

❝ it’s the one night of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to earth. ❞

❝ well, in case jimi hendrix shows up tonight, here’s my number. ❞

❝ look, i’m sorry. i didn’t mean to embarrass you in class. ❞

❝ what am i supposed to do with my afternoon? ❞

❝ hey, how was school? ❞

❝ don’t be such a crab! ❞

❝ it’s a full moon outside! the weirdos are out! ❞

❝ couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night? ❞

❝ we used to have so much fun together trick-or-treating. remember? ❞

❝ the old days are dead. ❞

❝ hurry up! the bewitching hour is about to begin! ❞

❝ can we go home now? ❞

❝ you should’ve punched him. ❞

❝ this is your home now, so get used to it. ❞

❝ give me one more chance? ❞

❝ whoa. check that out— something just few across the moon! ❞

❝ i love your costume. ❞

❝ well, come on, make a believer out of me. ❞

❝ look, just do this one thing for me, and i’ll do anything you say. ❞

❝ oh, come on. it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus. ❞

❝ how time fies when you’re dead! ❞

❝ it’s been great fun, but i— i guess i’d better be going. ❞

❝ you leave my brother alone! ❞

❝ she poisoned him and sewed his mouth shut with a dull needle, so he couldn’t tell her secrets even in death. ❞

❝ ____ always was the jealous type. ❞

❝ i hate halloween. ❞

❝ you explained it beautifully. ❞

❝ you will fail to save your friends, just as you failed to save your sister! ❞

❝ are you okay? ❞

❝ relax. i’ve hunted mice down here for years. ❞

❝ think soothing thoughts. ❞

❝ i need one of those instant ice packs. you girls are giving me a fever! yeow! ❞

❝ anybody ever tell you you’re very easy on the eyes? ❞

❝ i told you, i can’t die. ❞

❝ what would mother say if she could see us like this? ❞

❝ what kind of costumes are these? ❞

❝ haven’t seen you for centuries. ❞

❝ what the heck, why don’t you come in?  ❞

❝ they thought i was a real cop. ❞

❝ aren’t you a little old to be trick-or-treating? ❞

❝ get out of my house! ❞

❝ something terrible happened. ❞

❝ how much candy have you had, honey? ❞

❝ don’t you see how crazy this sounds? ❞

❝ your kids are in danger! ❞

❝ i’m serious! it’s not a joke! ❞

❝ thank you, ____, for that marvelous introduction. ❞

❝ i put a spell on you, and now you’re mine. ❞

❝ i have an idea. ❞

❝ what is this place? ❞

❝ read any good spellbooks lately? ❞

❝ you can’t keep blaming yourself for that. that happened so long ago. ❞

❝ take good care of ____. you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.❞

❝ you’re a ____ now, buddy. one of us. ❞

❝ you wanna smash some pumpkins? ❞

❝ i don’t feel so good. ❞

❝ why was i cursed with such idiot sisters? ❞

❝ i remember it like it was yesterday… ❞

❝ my parents are gonna kill me. ❞

❝ i wish you could stay. ❞

❝ what harm could it do? ❞

❝ do you wanna hit me? would that cheer you up? ❞

❝ we are doomed. i feel the icy breath of death upon my neck. ❞

❝ take me to the window. i wish to say good-bye. ❞

❝ good-bye, cruel world. ❞

❝ nothing good can come from this book. you got it? ❞

❝ something’s not right. ❞

❝ don’t listen to her! ❞

❝ we need a miracle. ❞

❝ it doesn’t matter how young or old you are! you sold your soul! you’re the ugliest thing that’s ever lived, and you know it! ❞

❝ she bit me! ❞

❝ prepare to die! ❞

❝ there’s one thing that i know that you don’t! ❞

❝ oh, don’t say it. don’t even say it. ❞

❝ she really hurt my feelings. ❞

❝ i killed you once! i shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! ❞

❝ you’ll be safe in here. ❞

❝ i’ve had enough of you. ❞

❝ i’m going to teach you a lesson you’ll never forget! ❞

❝ are you okay? ❞

❝ you saved my life. ❞

❝ i love you, jerkface. ❞

❝ come on. please don’t be sad for me. ❞

[memelleity]

vampires vs. the bronx sentence starters

❝ i’m not married. i don’t have a boyfriend either. i don’t need no man to know my worth. ❞

❝ you can come visit. ❞

❝ what’s up with all these missing person flyers? i thought this new construction was supposed to make it safer. ❞

❝ listen… i appreciate what you’re trying to do… ❞

❝ don’t say that. this is gonna work. ❞

❝ can you put this on my tab? ❞

❝ getting into trouble? ❞

❝ why are you ignoring me? ❞

❝ what’s wrong with you? you almost gave us a heart attack! ❞

❝ don’t listen to those fools. ❞

❝ finally. i’ve been waiting an hour. ❞

❝ you got kicked out? ❞

❝ you’re only telling me now? ❞

❝ listen, you worry too much. i mean, look at yourself… you’re eating your hand off. ❞

❝ no one’s talking to you. ❞

❝ let’s forget about it. ❞

❝ you must be lost. ❞

❝ i wanna get to know my neighbors. i’m ____. ❞

❝ you know she’s gonna call the cops, right? ❞

❝ no one says they’re not gonna call the cops unless they’re gonna call the cops.❞

❝ this? it’s a belle-époque hand-embroidered jacket. thank you very much. ❞

❝ it’s too late to fight back now. ❞

❝ he’s not crazy. he’s just passionate, with big ideas. you know? ❞

❝ i’m sorry i offended your mirror. ❞

❝ hey, let me take you home. ❞

❝ deal with the body, ____. ❞

❝ i don’t know what’s going on, but take heed from me: sleep with one eye open and don’t get got. ❞

❝ i’m always one step ahead of you. ❞

❝ it is a clothing store or a restaurant? ❞

❝ there’s a lot of things happening in this neighborhood right now. keep your eyes open. ❞

❝ that was mad vague, dog. ❞

❝ i was protecting us. you should be thanking me. ❞

❝ i don’t like that look. you’re about to say something stupid. ❞

❝ we need to get out of here right now. ❞

❝ to put it bluntly, this place is a forgotten area. ❞

❝ every last one of you could disappear, and no one would even notice. ❞

❝ not everyone appreciates what we’re trying to do here. ❞

❝ he’s… he’s a really bad man. ❞

❝ why isn’t your phone on vibrate? ❞

❝ you almost killed us in there! ❞

❝ i told you cops wouldn’t help for shit. ❞

❝ could this day get any worse? ❞

❝ okay, i know how this looks, but just trust me. ❞

❝ what you smoking, man? you got some more? ❞

❝ boys will be boys. ❞

❝ i’m done with all this. and i’m done with you! ❞

❝ is it lame? ❞

❝ you’re gonna think i’m crazy. ❞

❝ what are you two doing? we’re supposed to be best friends! ❞

❝ this is my fault.  ❞

❝ a little early for halloween, ain’t it? ❞

❝ i’m just like you, ____. ❞

❝ i promise to make your deaths quick. ❞

❝ you’ll never be one of us. ❞

❝ you didn’t really stand a chance. ❞

❝ yo, fuck you say about the bronx? ❞

[memelleity]

the babadook sentence starters

❝ i had the dream again. ❞

❝ can we read it again? ❞

❝ what have you done? ❞

❝ you're late already. what have you got in there? ❞

❝ just where a woman should be. in the kitchen. ❞

❝ do you want a cuppa? ❞

❝ oh, my god. did he hurt anyone? ❞

❝ i'm going to have a serious talk with him. ❞

❝ don't tell ____ what happened. i'll tell her later. ❞

❝ your mum is very lucky to have you, isn't she? ❞

❝ you're not listening. ❞

❝ i don't want you to feel awful, ____.  ❞

❝ we'll be fine. we'll be absolutely fine. ❞

❝ you look tired, little one. have you been in the wars today? ❞

❝ where did you get this? ❞

❝ it's just a book. it can't hurt you. ❞

❝ you've had a big day. you're just exhausted. ❞

❝ i don't want anything bad to happen to you, ____. ❞

❝ nothing bad's going to happen. i'm gonna protect you. ❞

❝ you don't have to be fine, you know. ❞

❝ you're so sweet, ____. ❞

❝ where have you been? you weren't at work. rung you a million times. ❞

❝ life is not always as it seems. it can be a wondrous thing. but it can also be very treacherous. ❞

❝ do you think this is funny? ❞

❝ do you wanna die? ❞

❝ you just need to get back into it. that's all. ❞

❝ i don't even have time to go to the gym anymore. ❞

❝ how do you cope? ❞

❝ this is my tree house. you're not allowed in here. ❞

❝ as soon as anyone mentions ____, you can't cope. ❞

❝ isn't it time you moved on? ❞

❝ i listen to your life day in, day out, and you never stop to ask me anything about mine. ❞

❝ i can't believe you just said that. ❞

❝ no one wants you. ❞

❝ why can't you just be normal? ❞

❝ all children see monsters. ❞

❝ why don't people like me? ❞

❝ sometimes people say things that aren't true. ❞

❝ i'm not gonna die for a long time yet. ❞

❝ i've got the day off tomorrow. maybe we could do something? ❞

❝ i promise to protect you if you promise to protect me. ❞

❝ can you stay here with me? ❞

❝ i don't expect you to help. i just wanted... ❞

❝ you don't have to say everything that goes through your head. ❞

❝ i'm just in the middle of cleaning up the house at the moment. i'm sorry. there's stuff everywhere. ❞

❝ what was that noise i heard? ❞

❝ i think this house is haunted. ❞

❝ are you sick? ❞

❝ i'm so sorry. i don't know why i said that. it was terrible. ❞

❝ i've had absolutely no sleep. ❞

❝ i'll cook you something. what would you like? ❞

❝ we really need to get out of this house. we've been cooped up here too long. ❞

❝ the babadook isn't real. ❞

❝ i thought you were dead. i thought you were dead. ❞

❝ i just want you to be happy. ❞

❝ sometimes... i just wanna smash your head against a brick wall until your fucking brains pop out. ❞

❝ you're not my mother. ❞

❝ i know this time of year's terribly hard for you. and i know you don't want me to go on about it, so i won't. but i just wanted you to know that i'd do anything for you. ❞

❝ i know you don't love me. but i love you, ____. and i always will. ❞

❝ what do you want? ❞

❝ if you touch my son again i'll fucking kill you. ❞

❝ how did you do that? ❞

❝ happy birthday, ____. ❞

[memelleity]

the haunted mansion sentence starters

❝ it’s love, isn’t it? ❞

❝ would you like a divorce? ❞

❝ i’m looking forward to tonight. ❞

❝ let’s sign some papers. ❞

❝ this is such a big deal for us. we have to celebrate! ❞

❝ my name’s teddy. your husband told me to tell you he loves you very much, but sometimes he loses track of the time…. i’m sorry i’m late. ❞

❝ hey, come on, ____. don’t be like that. ❞

❝ there’s a spider in my room! ❞

❝ you’re making a big deal out of nothing. ❞

❝ i was trying to make a point about how it’s important to whack your own spiders! ❞

❝ it’s just a little detour. no more than 20 minutes. ❞

❝ are we still in america? ❞

❝ how are we gonna get in..? what if you give me a boost, and i’ll go around the back? ❞

❝ you give up too easy. you’ve got to be more patient. ❞

❝ now, that’s something you don’t see every day… ❞

❝ did you know they have, uh, dead people in the backyard? ❞

❝ hello? is anybody home? ❞

❝ please accept this waterproof calendar as a token of my appreciation. ❞

❝ i’ve never seen anything like this. ❞

❝ my grandfather spared no expense when he built this mansion. ❞

❝ you have very beautiful children, ____. ❞

❝ you never see houses like this. or at least i don’t. ❞

❝ this house is my inheritance. my birthright… but lately it’s become too much to bear. ❞

❝ do you believe in ghosts? ❞

❝ people love bathrooms. ❞

❝ the storm has flooded the road. i’m afraid there will be no leaving the mansion tonight. ❞

❝ of course you are more than welcome to spend the night here. ❞

❝ what’s the problem? ❞

❝ the only thing you seem to care about anymore is work. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean to say that, okay? ❞

❝ you scared me. ❞

❝ let’s go talk some turkey. ❞

❝ i was just wondering. have you ever been to a tanning salon? i’ve got a friend who’s got a really great place. you can get a really smooth tan. do something about that ashy white look. i’m sure the ladies would love it. ❞

❝ would you care for a drink, while you’re waiting? ❞

❝ that’s what i need to do. get a big picture of myself|to put on the living room wall. adds a touch of elegance to the room. ❞

❝ you don’t believe in ghosts? ❞

❝ the way i see it, you only go around the track once. so you do it full-out all the way around. ❞

❝ may i confide in you? ❞

❝ do you think it’s gonna stop raining soon? ❞

❝ i wonder where this leads to. ❞

❝ it’s a ghost ball. i think it wants us to follow it. ❞

❝ ____ hates it when i leave things lying about. ❞

❝ these walls are filled with so many memories. some of them painful. ❞

❝ where’s your sense of adventure? ❞

❝ what are you doing here? you’re not supposed to be here! ❞

❝ does anybody want a cookie? ❞

❝ trespassers don’t get cookies! ❞

❝ if i had to listen to another word from that insufferable fool, i think i would have burst. ❞

❝ is it really too much to ask for a little cooperation? ❞

❝ i am madame ____, seer of all, voice to the spirits. whom do you seek? ❞

❝ i don’t want to look within. i want to look without. ❞

❝ there is great evil in this house. a devil’s curse. it seeks to destroy you. ❞

❝ why would something seek to destroy me? ❞

❝ hey, i’d really like to stay on the ground. ❞

❝ your family is at stake. your very life is at stake. ❞

❝ if i could tell you, i would. but i can’t, so i won’t, okay? ❞

❝ you can’t help the dead. they’re beyond help. ❞

❝ everyone should keep their noses in their own business. ❞

❝ how did she die? ❞

❝ do not be deceived. all things are not as they appear. ❞

❝ how do we get out of here? ❞

❝ i thought you said you could drive this thing! ❞

❝ why are all these ghosts still hanging around here? ❞

❝ to love someone so much and then lose them so suddenly… i can’t imagine how awful that must be. ❞

❝ if you truly love someone, they never leave you. they remain in your heart forever. ❞

❝ thanks for nothing. ❞

❝ i studied latin for three years. you thought it was dumb, remember? you said it was a dead language. ❞

❝ i didn’t know you had a bad childhood. ❞

❝ i didn’t have a bad childhood. ❞

❝ now, that wasn’t hard, was it? ❞

❝ relax. i have everything under control. i have everything completely under control. ❞

❝ it’s okay to be scared. everybody gets scared sometimes. i’m scared right now.❞

❝ open the door, or i’ll kill you! ❞

❝ everybody gets scared now and then. you just can’t let it stop you. ❞

❝ you got the key? ❞

❝ look, i don’t make the rules. i just work here. ❞

❝ hey, what are you doing?! put me down! ❞

❝ this is bad luck! this is very bad luck! ❞

❝ i’m getting nauseous! ❞

❝ don’t talk to me about being fragile. i’m the one that’s feeling fragile right now. ❞

❝ how do i know what to look for? this thing is full of junk. ❞

❝ the butler did it? you gotta be kidding me. ❞

❝ why’d you kill her? ❞

❝ what she sees in you, i’ll never know. ❞

❝ life, i’m afraid, is such a delicate state. ❞

❝ how wonderful. you’re going to kill a ghost. ❞

❝ do you believe that love is about second chances? about forgiveness? ❞

❝ don’t you remember? ❞

❝ don’t you recognize me at all? ❞

❝ ____, you’re scaring me. ❞

❝ now you’ve returned to me. and at long last, we can be together. ❞

❝ why do you not remember? ❞

❝ leave me alone! get away from me! ❞

❝ you haven’t put on your dress yet. ❞

❝ there are worse things than purgatory, i can assure you. ❞

❝ what are you doing? ❞

❝ oh, i see. you’re just gonna sit there, feeling sorry for yourself. ❞

❝ it’s never too late. ❞

❝ you try. you fail. but the only true failure|is when you stop trying. ❞

❝ what do you want me to do? ❞

❝ i lost you once. i don’t intend to let it happen again. ❞

❝ if you’re gonna kill me, kill me. but on the other side, i’m gonna be whipping your ass for all eternity. ❞

❝ what’s the meaning of this? ❞

❝ was love my mistake? ❞

❝ all these years i’ve sacrificed for you. but what would you understand of sacrifice, duty, or honor? ❞

❝ damn you. damn you all to hell! ❞

❝ ____, please. i love you so much. ❞

❝ i have waited so long for this moment. ❞

❝ hey. that’s my wife. ❞

❝ i thought i lost you. ❞

❝ can you ever forgive me? ❞

❝ are we there yet? ❞

❝ nothing takes 20 minutes. ❞