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hey guys the new venom movie was good

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i think that theyres really a difference in how cis people use gender jokes and how trans people use them.

cis people make gender jokes like “haha I identify as a HELICOPTER” and it signifies that to them it’s ridiculous to believe that some people have different identities and navigate being nonbinary. it’s saying that they don’t respect us or they’re just ignorant.

when trans people make gender jokes like “my gender is hating high school teachers” it’s flipping the script, saying that they defiantly don't care about gender and don’t care what cis people think. 

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holy fuck.

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Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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PSA be a SNITCH and not a BITCH

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endgame spoilers////

alright now that the nerds are gone im gonna need the biggest dumbasses here to help me out. im thinking if we all split the job we could probably eat just enough of the earth to completely separate texas from the united states

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if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

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im a simple man

i see a post, i delete my blog 

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Stress testing bunny herds… with unforeseen consequences.

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Most common life mistakes:

hurtling with reckless abandon