xenosaurus
xenosaurus
Convergent Evolution
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abby | 33 | she/her | white autistic lesbian my writing: ao3 | worldbuilding projects | new apocalyptia
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xenosaurus · 8 hours ago
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I love when people reply to discourse posts with something just totally unrelated to the conversation at hand. I saw somebody blame criticism of Sabrina Carpenter on the antishipping mindset this morning.
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xenosaurus · 9 hours ago
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xenosaurus · 9 hours ago
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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny
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xenosaurus · 9 hours ago
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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xenosaurus · 10 hours ago
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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"
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xenosaurus · 18 hours ago
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Hello! It is my birthday tomorrow (June 22) may I have a Ruckus Birthday Grisp? :D
(ps tell him I love him, I smoocha his forehead 💙)
I gift you many grisps
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xenosaurus · 19 hours ago
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“These are the eyes of a Strawberry Conch (Conomurex luhuanus). They inhabit the shallow tropical waters of the Great Barrier Reef and feed on algae and detritus.” © Lawrence Scheele
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xenosaurus · 1 day ago
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Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.
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xenosaurus · 1 day ago
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Unfortunately for Nader and his family, these futures have been taken from Gaza. Bullets fly all around them, and the occupation uses aid as a weapon while children starve. My friend Nader @abdalsalam2000 needs our support now to save his family and survive. His campaign is #4 on the gazavetters list, and the need is urgent! If you cannot donate, PLEASE share! https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-nader-alanqar-and-his-family-overcome-this-war-in-gaza
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xenosaurus · 1 day ago
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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.
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xenosaurus · 2 days ago
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look at this jessica cenm0 posted
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xenosaurus · 2 days ago
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xenosaurus · 2 days ago
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xenosaurus · 2 days ago
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this logos...$//78jbwbwhwugbbwbw!/7/&//!?
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xenosaurus · 3 days ago
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I want to focus on original stuff, and maybe some niche erotica for the monsterfuckers in the audience
a little personal note: I’m starting back on meds for my adhd for the first time in a decade, and I’m hoping that will blue my brain together enough that I can actually start writing again!
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xenosaurus · 3 days ago
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a little personal note: I’m starting back on meds for my adhd for the first time in a decade, and I’m hoping that will blue my brain together enough that I can actually start writing again!
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xenosaurus · 3 days ago
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BJ has a very clear understanding of Objectives unfortunately he lacks that level of comprehension when it comes to tactics methods procedures etc. Thus: his Behaviors.
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