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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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we've all got that one mutual stuck in the eternal torture labyrinth

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

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Tilda Swinton eyeing a chihuahua for it's nutritional value

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I miss when many parts of gay male culture were still almost entirely unknown by straight people/the general public… now they will learn some sexual term that’s new to them and think it’s wacky and outrageous and turn it into a meme that doesn’t die for years. Straight people know what gooning and cruising are now what’s the point

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what was going on here last night

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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The Shining Wars

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Twin Peaks The Return, Part 17 “The past dictates the future” (2017) dir. David Lynch

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He cocked shlongingly up the stairs

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stop reading tomes with the gnomes and come read a scroll with the ghoul

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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

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(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

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Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer