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Soft & Sassy Starters

“Big toughies need cuddles too.”

“I see you’ve gone to bed… and that I am the bed.”

“Yeah yeah, big strong warrior don’t need snuggles- uh-huh.”

“Well this was my spot and you just happened to be part of it.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll keep your terrifying reputation in tact.”

“… absolute moron, what would you do without me?”

“You know what happens if you tell my secrets to the world.”

“Oh wow, I didn’t know grumpy expressions fed directly into cute.”

“Looks like I’ve got a backlogs of ‘I love you’ reminders to get through.”

“Think you’re gonna get away with this assault of hugs? I think not.”

“Could just admit you’re a sweetheart and get this facade over with.”

“Stoic and stalwart, I don’t need affection. I said ‘need’ not ‘want’. Different words.”

“Let me out of bed. I’ll fight you from the blankets.”

“I’m letting you pat my head for your benefit, not mine.”

“Can’t handle a hug? A tickle? Not at all?”

“Ulterior motives? We can’t do nice things for each other? I don’t blame you I am pretty suspicious.”

“I feel like we should be complaining about something petty while I brush your hair.”

“Diagnosis: you need to be squished.”

“If you’re so tough, get out of my arms lock. No, not a hug, an arms lock.”

“And the face cracked to reveal a hint of a smile. The legends were true!”

“Oh. Didn’t you get the memo? This is my favourite spot.”

“Hair looked a little too neat so

“Being adorable and being fierce and deadly are not mutually exclusive.”

“I’ve heard about sweet to sour, but not sour to sweet.”

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Salty/Sassy Game Grumps Starters

“Yeah, of course you do, you stupid fucking bastard.”

“Why has God forsaken me in so many ways?”

“Oh, man, what a surprise. I really thought you had it.”

While laughing, “You’re such a dick.”

“Ughhh god… I’m so BORED!”

“You’re terrible at this.”

“It was awesome how you didn’t cheat. I mean like- GOD. You’d think winning THAT strongly, cheating would’ve been involved in some way.”

“You just need to remember that fire goes out. Especially near water.”

“Bro, I fuckin DESTROYED you.”

“OOOOOHHHHHH! you got fuckin’ SERVED.”

“I know where the WASHROOM is!”

“I will actually smash you in the facial region.”

“I need you to chill a little bit.”

“First of all: Your insults need a little work.”

“Retire. Just give up.”

“You’ve really been fucking it up lately.”

“Don’t fuckin’ tell me what to do.”

“Why did you jinx me like that?! You stupid piece of shit-”

“You’re a fucking witch doctor! How did you get these powers?!���

“Really one of the better… friends in my life.”

“That’s better than being on the stanky ass court with your smelly ass.”

“I believe in your ability to die at my hands.”

“Oh my god. What-the-fuck-ever.”

“That’s the kind of talk that’s gonna get you thrown right in the leopard pit.”

“OH MY GOD. YOU ASS PIRATE.”

“That’s the kind of talk that’s gonna get you thrown right in the leopard pit.”

“I think you’re amazing… At being an asshole.”

“I will body slam you if you get saucy with me.”

“Just shut up once for- in your fuckin’ life.”

“You and ___ getting mad at each other has gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve ever witnessed.”

“I before E except after C, homie.”

“That’s practically treason that you don’t like Denny’s.”

“The reason I fail is because you sass me so much.”

“Is that it? Is THAT the reason?”

“You are on just the thinnest of ice.”

“You are just one mean fellow.”

“This game is really tearing us apart and I do not care.”

“I’m gonna actually punch you in the head.”

“I don’t mean to toot my own horn but- TOOT TOOT!”

“I refuse to finish this.”

“Hey bro. Your tits. Gonna need you to calm ‘em.”

“Well, you see…. This is how a loser acts.”

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If Tex punches somebody so hard they get launched into the sky do we call it a Beta Launch?

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"They say if you make one friend on your first day, you're doing okay."

Talking to people wasn't really Tex's strong suit, but she didn't want to be rude, either, so she tried to relax her grip on the railing of the catwalk she'd perched on as quickly as it had tightened. The others didn't come up here very often; she liked it that way.

"I'm not really here to make friends, kid." Besides, she'd already caused enough damage, hadn't she? There's a reason she worked alone. She wasn't good at looking after others, but she was damned good at doing her job.

"... Were you looking for me?" That would set an entirely different tone to the conversation than if he'd just happened to find her.

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@thestupidmeanone (cont. from)

"Yes, well, unfortunately I haven't been afforded the same opportunity. And I don't need you to start white knighting me, big shot."

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People keep saying 'God is Dead' as some kind of morbid joke when facing grim realities. Well, rip in shit to God or whatever, but I'm built different.

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THE PERKS OF BEING A WALLFLOWER: STARTERS

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings from the 2012 film, The Perks of Being A Wallflower. change & alter as needed.

"I just need to know that people like you exist."

"My name is [name]. You call me [name], or you call me nothing."

"They say if you make one friend on your first day, you're doing okay."

"If my English teacher is the only friend I make today, that would be sort of depressing."

"If my parents ask me about it, I probably won't tell them the truth, because I don't want them to worry that I might get bad again."

"I am both happy and sad, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be."

"He's still trying to shag that waitress from Olive Garden."

"This is [name]'s first party ever, so I expect nice, meaningful, heartfelt blow jobs from both of you."

"I'm really sorry. That sounded like a compliment in my head."

"[Name], you have such pretty [color] eyes. The kind of pretty that deserves to make a big deal about itself. You know what I mean?"

"I'm sorry I haven't written for a while, but I've been trying hard not to be a loser."

"She also steals jeans from the mall. I don't know why, because her family is rich, but I'm trying not to be judgmental."

"Don't make yourself small. You can't save anybody."

"We accept the love we think we deserve."

"Look at you in that suit. You're like a sexy English schoolboy."

"I just want to make sure that the first person who kisses you loves you. Okay?"

"I have to congratulate you for being happy, because you deserve it."

"[Name], do you ever think that if people knew how crazy you really were, no one would ever talk to you?"

"You see, [name] is a really nice person under the part of her that hates everyone."

"If you touch my friends again, I'll blind you."

"Oh, my god, my life is officially an after-school special. Son of a bitch!"

"You're the best teacher I've ever had."

"Pretty soon, you'll have a whole new group of friends, and you won't even think about this place anymore."

"I just want you to be happy."

"You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love."

"We can't choose where we come from, but we can choose where we go from there."

"You're not a sad story. You are alive."

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"We both know why that doesn't work."

It's not as satisfying. Unless she can use it to scare somebody. That's kinda fun.

“Eh, those never last very long anyway. You know I need more stimulus. Like a cat.”

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"Eh, those never last very long anyway. You know I need more stimulus. Like a cat."

“How do you like your knuckle sandwiches? I’ve got one to share.”

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"How do you like your knuckle sandwiches? I've got one to share."

“Uh, boundless optimism?”

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"Hey, who said you aren't first in line?"

“Netflix and chill? More like ass kicks and chill. I’ll chill, and you get your ass kicked. Win win.”

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“Netflix and chill? More like ass kicks and chill. I’ll chill, and you get your ass kicked. Win win.”

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mundane headcanons

🌅 morning routine

at what time do they generally wake up?

do they tend to wake up early and take their time, or would they rather rush it?

how many alarms do they need to wake up?

are they a morning person?

bathroom first or breakfast first?

do they take a shower to wake up?

coffee, tea, milk or juice?

sweet or savoury breakfast?

what do they like to have for breakfast?

do they prepare their clothes before going to sleep, or do they prefer to improvize?

do they spend a lot of time dressing up, fixing their hair and/or putting on makeup?

🚿 personal hygiene

how often do they take a shower/bath?

shower or bath?

shower/bath in the morning, afternoon or evening?

do they use specific perfumes?

do they prefer their shampoos and soaps plain, or do they like to smell like something specific?

do they have specific shampoos, conditioners and body wash, or do they go with a 3-in-1?

what's their go-to flavor when it comes to toothpaste?

🍕 food breaks

do they have set times for their meals, or do they eat whenever they feel like it?

do they have a proper meals everyday, or do they tend to skip or get just a snack for lunch/dinner?

are they a home-cooking kind of person, or do they rather get takeouts?

if they eat at work/school, do they take time to prepare even just a sandwich at home before going out?

do they tend to have any make-ahead meals?

do they tend to have leftovers?

how often do they get fast food?

how often do they go to restaurants?

🧹 chores

are they the one doing most chores in the house?

which chore is the one they dread doing the most?

do they wash the dishes right after a meal, or do they leave them in the sink until it's impossible to ignore them?

do they have the dreaded "laundry chair" where they put dirty clothes on?

do they make their bed in the morning, or leave it undone until it's time to sleep?

🚗 transports

do they have a driving license, wether it's for a car or bikes?

do they have any other kind of driving licences ( planes, ships, buses... )

do they own a car?

do they own a bike?

are they the kind of person who think of their car as if it was their baby? perfectly clean, not a scratch, almost overly protective of it?

do they use public transports? if so, do they like using them?

do they like going on trains?

do they like going on boats or ships?

do they like going on airplanes?

📱 phone

what phone do they have?

do they use specific ringtones depending on who calls them, or do they use just one for everyone?

how often do they check their phone?

do they keep their phone's audio volume on, or do they prefer the vibration or? or do they rather have it silenced?

how many apps to they have on their phone, give or take?

do they have games on their phone?

what's their background and lock-screen?

💻 social media

are they registered to any social media?

how often do they log in?

how many followers do they have?

do they follow a lot of people?

how easy is it for them to block someone online?

what do they tend to post online ( art, videos, just starting fights online... )?

did they ever get in an online fight?

do you think they'd have callouts about them?

😴 sleeping routine

at what time do they tend to go to sleep?

do they take anything to help them sleep ( medicines, chamomilles, warm milk... )?

how much does it take for them to fall asleep?

are they a light or a heavy sleeper?

do they snore, talk and/or move a lot while sleeping?

do they dream often?

what kind of dreams to they tend to have?

do they prefer to be in complete darkness to fall asleep, or are they ok with a bit of light?

do they need the door or the windows open, or do they prefer them closed when they go to sleep?

what's their usual sleeping position?

where is their bed? with a side against the wall, in the middle of the room... ?

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“These are my files so I make the rules about breaks, and break time is now.”

"You just got back from a break ten minutes ago." Not that she was helping, mind you; who was going to check his paperwork, anyway? Not like anybody cared all the way out here. "I think you're trying not to admit you're burnt out."

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“Do you have a girlfriend?”

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At least I’m not afraid of my own girlfriend

“Do you have a girlfriend?”

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thestupidmeanone​:

“Not when it destroys the stove or something! That shit’s expensive.” And the last thing he wanted to deal with was more paperwork requisitioning crap.

“Come on, I can teach you, no problem. It’s not like it’s rocket science.”

✪ “If you wanted me to know how to bake, I’d know how to bake.” Tex’s tone could be hard to read at times, and with that the intent of her statement - but her speech was a little more clipped with this particular remark; he’d clearly overstepped a boundary that she’d been trying to lay out without having to outright state it. She liked to think she was fairly easy-going, but people had to know how to read a situation.

   “I’ll figure it out. You wanted me here, you can deal with the consequences.” That came out a little wrong - she would always accept the consequences of her own actions, perhaps more unfairly than she should - but he didn’t get to complain about how she inconvenienced him. The other version of her might have crossed a line - or a few of them - but she wasn’t her. She was, however, running into the same issue the other SIM Troopers did; this wasn’t Alpha, this was Epsilon. Alpha hadn’t made it out - not like she had. Another failed mission on her part. There was a lot of multi-faceted hurt there that wouldn’t ever fully heal, and she’d had a long time to stew in it.

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thestupidmeanone​:

“No offense, Tex, but you’re not exactly Chaperone of the Year,” he pointed out dryly. “Besides, he needs someone in there who actually knows how to make cookies in the first place. It’s not like he’ll learn otherwise.”

✪ “How am I supposed to learn then? From you? Trial and error is much more fun.” If he could have envisioned her knowing how to bake, then she’d know how to bake - but he couldn’t have ever imagined a version of her that would enjoy anything but fighting - which meant lessons from him were off the table.