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I Thought We Could Have Some More Plates (Peter Parker and Thor)

Request by anonymous: “request where Thor helps Peter with the dishes but accidentally breaks all of them”

Warnings: none

Word count: 902

A/N: hi, guess who’s back with a short little thing after being gone for ages? me, it’s me! also, we’re pretending Endgame didn’t happen in this one

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The evening at the Avengers compound had been fun and everyone agreed to help clean up. Peter was happy whenever he got to hang out with the Avengers and had been over the moon when Tony had invited him to an Avengers game night. Whenever he got to spend time with the Avengers he felt like he became more integrated with the group.

He had had the time of his life and couldn’t wait to share every last detail with his best friend. Ned would swoon if he heard about all the cool gadgets Tony had added to the games to make them more interesting. Ned would sulk because he wasn’t invited, but be happy for his bestie who had found a new dad figure to lead him through his life.

When they decided who’d clean up what Peter had ended up on washing up duty. Everything was done in pairs so no one was left alone and Thor had offered to help him. Peter was more than happy to have the god of thunder help him with such a simple household chore.

Turned out it wouldn’t be quite as easy as Peter had thought to wash up dishes with Thor’s help. Thor had insisted on washing everything by hand instead of using the dishwasher and Peter didn’t dare to argue with the big man.

Thor laid Mjolnir carefully on the counter as Peter turned on the tap and waited for the water to heat up.

“So how exactly do we do this?” Thor’s voice was filled with fascination. Peter turned to him with evident amusement He listed everything they’d need and explained in what order things would go and it seemed like Thor was on board with everything he said.

When the dishwater was ready Peter started washing the plates one by one and handed them over to Thor to dry.

“How is your education boy?” Thor asked.

“You mean school? It’s okay I guess. Nothing big has happened in a while, which is good I guess,” Peter answered and reached for the next plate.

“What lessons do you have in these schools here on Earth?” Thor asked and leaned back against the counter. He crossed his arms while he waited for the next thing to dry. He forgot that he was holding one and it slipped from his fingers. The crash of the porcelain against the floor tiles made Peter jump.

“Thor! That scared the shit out of me!” Peter swivelled around towards the god of thunder who was staring down at the plate with a miserable look on his face.

“I did not mean the break the darned thing, I forgot I was holding it,” Thor explained and looked up at Peter. The sad look on the tall man’s face felt so out of place that it made Peter laugh. He almost looked like a big golden retriever who had been caught doing something he shouldn’t.

Peter’s laugh brought a smile to Thor’s face and soon he was laughing as well.

“Maybe I should be the one washing the dishes instead,” he suggested and Peter nodded. They switched places and Peter started his usual flood of questions about Asgard.

“What are the rivers like?” Peter asked as Thor handed him yet another glass to dry. Thor was much faster at washing up than Peter had been and he had a feeling it was because of the godly powers he had. There was a line of glasses and plates waiting for him dry them.

“That was the last of the tiny goblets. Shall I help you dry everything?” Thor asked and Peter nodded. “I might be able to do it slightly faster if I use my lightning as help,” he suggested and Peter was immediately on board. He nodded his head excitedly. “Take a step back boy, for safety.”

“How will you control the lightning?” Peter wondered.

“I need my hammer.” Peter reached out and handed the intricately decorated tool to the god who stared at him with wide eyes. Thor shook his head and took the hammer. “Thank you. Now, stand back.” With those words, Thor directed a bolt of lightning through him and toward the plates.

Suddenly there was a loud crack and sounds of shattering plates. Peter ducked behind the other counter and waited for the ruckus to be over. Silence fell over the kitchen. The teen poked his head up and looked at the god of thunder whose hair was a huge mess of frizzy ends and stood up on all sides. His eyes strayed to the dishes, but all he could see was a black spot and shards everywhere.

“Did… did you blow up the dishes?” Peter’s voice was full of amusement. He met Thor’s wide eyes. They stared at each other for a few seconds and then they burst out laughing.

The rest of the Avengers were at the kitchen door in a matter of seconds, having heard the bang throughout the entire building.

“Are you okay in here?” Tony asked as he looked around the kitchen. His eyes fixed on the black spot, the shards of porcelain, the frizzy-haired god and the teen cowering behind a counter dying of laughter.

“I thought a few extra plates would do us no harm,” Thor managed out between giggles. Tony shook his head as the rest of the Avengers slowly joined in with the laughter.

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The Birthday Takeover

Hi, guys!! This is a Birthday Present/Request for @bbparker

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY BB I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!!! 

I chose the prompt “Try me and you will loose.” “You’re just a little girl, what can you possibly do?” “Well actually, now that you brought it up, it’s my birthday today and-”

Pairing: Bucky x Reader 

Words: ~1,200 

Warnings: none that I can think of 

Waking up to silence is a rare thing, normally I wake up to the music and chatting of Steve, Nat, Sam, and Bucky, but today I made sure to wake up before everyone else. Making my way to the kitchen double checking that no one is up yet. They’re not. Perfect.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

“Yes Miss?”

“Is everything set up and ready for Birthday Takeover?”

“Yes Miss and I must say I am very surprised Boss hasn’t clued in on this yet. Normally he reverses all codes that take away his power over his tower.”

“Ah yes F.R.I.D.A.Y., but the trick to that is to catch him at the right drunkenness and having Pepper on my side.” I sound just a smidge smug as I point out Pepper being on my side for this one.

“Boss does tend to have that weakness, when would you like to execute this code Miss?”

“Now works F.R.I.D.A.Y.”

“Yes Miss”

I sit patiently on the counter and wait. Then it happens.

BOOM

Ahh the confetti cannons. Then the shrieks of realizing its glitter. I wonder when the realization of it dying their hair will hit(all except for Pepper and Nat of course I don’t have a death wish)?

Now all I hear is everyone running my way. I just sit calmly swinging my feet.

The first to arrive is Bucky he just smiles and shakes his head at me as he scoops me off the counter for a hug.

“Good morning Birthday Girl. What have you done to have Tony’s panties in a wad?”

“I may have accosted him when he was drunk with Peppers permission and got control over F.R.I.D.A.Y. and the tower all day for my birthday.” I replied trying to sound as innocent as possible, but judging by the snort and chuckles I received in reply I don’t think I quite pulled it off.

“Y/N” Tony just absolutely screeches your name.

“Oh my I’ve never heard that pitch come out of his mouth before.” I say with wonder.

Tony came stomping in with a giggling Pepper trailing behind him. At this point everyone else was here and eagerly awaiting the show that was surely about to happen.

“Y/n.”

“Yes?”

“Why do I not have control over my tower? Why is F.R.I.D.A.Y. not listening to my orders to clean up the confetti and glitter? Last of all WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CODE SAYING YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE AND OWNER OF EVERYTHING?!?!?” Tony finishes with a shout.

I go to open my mouth and explain but he cuts me off.

“You know what I don’t want to hear it. You’re going to fix everything and then you are benched and on probation and restricted access.”

“See Tony even if I wanted to, which I don’t, I couldn’t do any of those things you just told me to do.” I calmly inform him.

“Yes you will. I am not going to argue anymore.”

“Try it.”

“What?”

“Try me and you will lose.”

“You’re just a little girl, what can you possibly do?”

“Well actually, now that you brought it up, it’s my birthday today and I have a signed contract here with both your signature, Director Fury’s signature, and signed and notarized by both Pepper and Natasha. It states that for my birthday I get to be you for the day. In charge of the tower, spend the day with Pepper making appearances and doing meetings you’ve put off, called Boss by F.R.I.D.A.Y., not able to be punished by Fury for this stunt, and best of all you signed and dated that I am allowed to get a puppy. Everything has been Pepper approved and you can’t argue. So Happy Birthday to me from you.” I finish my speech leaning back into Bucky while everyone looks on proud of me and Tony looks just plain dumbfounded. Then he just starts clapping.

“I have never been more proud of anyone in my life. I have been out Starked by someone who isn’t even a Stark. That’s it. I am adopting you once you are not me. You shall be a Stark. It is settled I have decided. Oh by becoming a Stark your old man one armed wonder boy there will have to take your name when you get married. Can’t be losing any Starks, we’re a rare breed. Hmmm maybe I should start making you an Iron Man suit.” I lose track of his mumbles as he wanders to his lab to I assume make me a suit.

“Cool. I am a Stark, I get a puppy, I got his blessing to marry Bucky and he didn’t have me arrested. Job well done. Come on Pepper let’s get me all business gorgeous like yourself. I wanna blow some old farts minds. I am gonna take this takeover seriously.” Pepper and I head out to be badass business women of today.

*Bucky’s POV*

Nat is just sitting there like the cat got the cream, Clint and Sam are taking notes on this “prank”, Bruce is calmly sipping his tea like this is normal, Thor looks lost in memories, Loki looks the slightest bit impressed, Peter doesn’t know who to run after the original Stark or his new hero, and poor poor Stevie just looks like his world is turning upside down.

“What just happened?” Steve asks as he just keeps blinking like is he blinks enough it’ll rewind things.

“Well Punk my lovely girlfriend swindled Stark out of everything he owns, made it to where she can’t be punished, finally gets the puppy she’s been visiting at the animal shelter, clearly has Pepper and Nat wrapped around her finger, is now being adopted by Stark to be a Stark, got me Starks blessing to propose, got me to become a Stark, and is now going to take the Stark business by storm arm in arm with Pepper Potts. All because she didn’t want to be bored on her birthday.” I proudly list most of the accomplishments.

“Fuck me now there’s two of them??”

“Language Steve, but yes two Starks and gonna be three once I get a ring.” I chuckle as he just keeps getting paler and paler.

“Come on big guy lets go see how Y/n does today to ease your worries, she could use a couple bodyguards.” Nat gently guides him out of the room.

“Any other questions?” I ask the group before I head out to work out.

Peter raises his hand. I sigh and point at him.

“Umm can I go with Captain and Ms. Romanov? I’d like to spend the day with Y/n. I’m technically an intern for Stark Enterprises so it wouldn’t be weird.”

“Sure kid she’d love that, be sure to give her a hug and tell her it was your idea. Run along.” I shoo him out.

“Now may I go workout now or does anyone else need anything? No? Good.” I leave the rest of them to deal with the glitter and hair dye on their own.

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The Birthday Takeover

Hi, guys!! This is a Birthday Present/Request for @bbparker

HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY BB I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!!!! 

I chose the prompt “Try me and you will loose.” “You’re just a little girl, what can you possibly do?” “Well actually, now that you brought it up, it’s my birthday today and-”

Pairing: Bucky x Reader 

Words: ~1,200 

Warnings: none that I can think of 

Waking up to silence is a rare thing, normally I wake up to the music and chatting of Steve, Nat, Sam, and Bucky, but today I made sure to wake up before everyone else. Making my way to the kitchen double checking that no one is up yet. They’re not. Perfect.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

“Yes Miss?”

“Is everything set up and ready for Birthday Takeover?”

“Yes Miss and I must say I am very surprised Boss hasn’t clued in on this yet. Normally he reverses all codes that take away his power over his tower.”

“Ah yes F.R.I.D.A.Y., but the trick to that is to catch him at the right drunkenness and having Pepper on my side.” I sound just a smidge smug as I point out Pepper being on my side for this one.

“Boss does tend to have that weakness, when would you like to execute this code Miss?”

“Now works F.R.I.D.A.Y.”

“Yes Miss”

I sit patiently on the counter and wait. Then it happens.

BOOM

Ahh the confetti cannons. Then the shrieks of realizing its glitter. I wonder when the realization of it dying their hair will hit(all except for Pepper and Nat of course I don’t have a death wish)?

Now all I hear is everyone running my way. I just sit calmly swinging my feet.

The first to arrive is Bucky he just smiles and shakes his head at me as he scoops me off the counter for a hug.

“Good morning Birthday Girl. What have you done to have Tony’s panties in a wad?”

“I may have accosted him when he was drunk with Peppers permission and got control over F.R.I.D.A.Y. and the tower all day for my birthday.” I replied trying to sound as innocent as possible, but judging by the snort and chuckles I received in reply I don’t think I quite pulled it off.

“Y/N” Tony just absolutely screeches your name.

“Oh my I’ve never heard that pitch come out of his mouth before.” I say with wonder.

Tony came stomping in with a giggling Pepper trailing behind him. At this point everyone else was here and eagerly awaiting the show that was surely about to happen.

“Y/n.”

“Yes?”

“Why do I not have control over my tower? Why is F.R.I.D.A.Y. not listening to my orders to clean up the confetti and glitter? Last of all WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CODE SAYING YOU ARE NOW IN CHARGE AND OWNER OF EVERYTHING?!?!?” Tony finishes with a shout.

I go to open my mouth and explain but he cuts me off.

“You know what I don’t want to hear it. You’re going to fix everything and then you are benched and on probation and restricted access.”

“See Tony even if I wanted to, which I don’t, I couldn’t do any of those things you just told me to do.” I calmly inform him.

“Yes you will. I am not going to argue anymore.”

“Try it.”

“What?”

“Try me and you will lose.”

“You’re just a little girl, what can you possibly do?”

“Well actually, now that you brought it up, it’s my birthday today and I have a signed contract here with both your signature, Director Fury's signature, and signed and notarized by both Pepper and Natasha. It states that for my birthday I get to be you for the day. In charge of the tower, spend the day with Pepper making appearances and doing meetings you’ve put off, called Boss by F.R.I.D.A.Y., not able to be punished by Fury for this stunt, and best of all you signed and dated that I am allowed to get a puppy. Everything has been Pepper approved and you can’t argue. So Happy Birthday to me from you.” I finish my speech leaning back into Bucky while everyone looks on proud of me and Tony looks just plain dumbfounded. Then he just starts clapping.

“I have never been more proud of anyone in my life. I have been out Starked by someone who isn’t even a Stark. That’s it. I am adopting you once you are not me. You shall be a Stark. It is settled I have decided. Oh by becoming a Stark your old man one armed wonder boy there will have to take your name when you get married. Can’t be losing any Starks, we’re a rare breed. Hmmm maybe I should start making you an Iron Man suit.” I lose track of his mumbles as he wanders to his lab to I assume make me a suit.

“Cool. I am a Stark, I get a puppy, I got his blessing to marry Bucky and he didn’t have me arrested. Job well done. Come on Pepper let's get me all business gorgeous like yourself. I wanna blow some old farts minds. I am gonna take this takeover seriously.” Pepper and I head out to be badass business women of today.

*Bucky’s POV*

Nat is just sitting there like the cat got the cream, Clint and Sam are taking notes on this “prank”, Bruce is calmly sipping his tea like this is normal, Thor looks lost in memories, Loki looks the slightest bit impressed, Peter doesn’t know who to run after the original Stark or his new hero, and poor poor Stevie just looks like his world is turning upside down.

“What just happened?” Steve asks as he just keeps blinking like is he blinks enough it’ll rewind things.

“Well Punk my lovely girlfriend swindled Stark out of everything he owns, made it to where she can’t be punished, finally gets the puppy she’s been visiting at the animal shelter, clearly has Pepper and Nat wrapped around her finger, is now being adopted by Stark to be a Stark, got me Starks blessing to propose, got me to become a Stark, and is now going to take the Stark business by storm arm in arm with Pepper Potts. All because she didn’t want to be bored on her birthday.” I proudly list most of the accomplishments.

“Fuck me now there’s two of them??”

“Language Steve, but yes two Starks and gonna be three once I get a ring.” I chuckle as he just keeps getting paler and paler.

“Come on big guy lets go see how Y/n does today to ease your worries, she could use a couple bodyguards.” Nat gently guides him out of the room.

“Any other questions?” I ask the group before I head out to work out.

Peter raises his hand. I sigh and point at him.

“Umm can I go with Captain and Ms. Romanov? I’d like to spend the day with Y/n. I’m technically an intern for Stark Industries so it wouldn’t be weird.”

“Sure kid she’d love that, be sure to give her a hug and tell her it was your idea. Run along.” I shoo him out.

“Now may I go workout now or does anyone else need anything? No? Good.” I leave the rest of them to deal with the glitter and hair dye on their own.

fin

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Kiss Currency Part 0 | Tom Holland x Reader

Part 0 | Part 1 | Part 2  | Part 3 (complete!!) >> pics not mine!

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: Swapping underwear with your best friend’s best friend, while maintaining your cool composure. He’s cute, he’s funny, and you’d be down to kiss him at least once. :)

Warnings: swearing, sweating, alcohol & how things came to be

Word Count: 9K frustrated screeches

(if the “keep reading” doesn’t work, i sincerely apologize)

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“You’ve got a greatass, I ever tell you that?” cheeky hands knot around your waist, and you push yourself up against him.

“Ohhh, keep your hands to yourself,” you laugh while throwing yourarms around Harrison’s neck. You can feel the warmth of his bare skin through your thin shirt, and the scratch of his jeans on your legs.

You share a haughty glance with downturned eyes and a twitching grin.

“C’mon, babe.It’s my birthday, gimme some cake.”

Ohhh, Harrison.

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Gibbs x reader - Another

Ok number two Gibbsxreader R is in labor with their kid and she is telling gibbs that she doesnt want him near her again but in the end after she sees the baby’s eyes looking just like gibbs she tells him she wants more babies I dont know what Gibbs reaction would be that’s on you - @anycsirp 💕

Your heavy breathing filled the room, groans of pain leaving your mouth. Pointing at the only male in the whole area you glared at him.

“Get… out!” You screamed.

Gibbs looked panicked, torn between staying to support you and leaving so you weren’t as angry.

“(Y/N)?”

“I don’t want to see you again you bastard!”

Raising his hands he nodded, eyes full of hurt as he walked away.

For hours he sat in the waiting room, day turned into night, night turned back into day. Without knowing it Gibbs had fallen asleep on the chairs.

You held the baby boy in your arms, a warm smile on your face. It had taken a lot of hard work but you didn’t regret a single second of it.

“He’s so cute…” you mumbled.

Kyle opened his eyes, showing the same bright blue orbs as his father. Instantly regret washed over you, checking to see if there was someone with you, you sighed.

“Excuse me miss? Can you see if there a Leroy Jethro Gibbs in the waiting room?”

“Of course dear.” She smiled and walked away.

You had originally been mad at him, though you couldn’t remember what for. Leaning back into the pillows you held the small babbling boy to your chest and waited. A soft knock at your door.

“(Y/N)?”

“Hey Jethro…” you mumbled.

He walked in, taking a chair to the side of your bed. His fingers came up to pull the blankets down a bit, giving him a better few of his son.

“He’s adorable.” He smiled.

“He is… I’m sorry for kicking you out.. you deserved to be there.”

“Hey, it’s okay.” He smiled.

Standing up, he leaned over, pressing a kiss to the top of his head. He held out his arms with a bright smile.

“May I?”

Nodding you placed the blue bundle in his arms. Watching in happiness as the pair bonded. Nothing made your heart swell like that sight. Closing your eyes you grinned.

“Hey Jethro…?”

“Yes Sweetheart?”

“I want another one.”

His laughed echoed throughout the room, followed by little giggles from the baby.

“Are you sure?”

“Mhm. You’ll make a great dad.”

“And you’ll be a great mother.”

Walking back over, he sat on the space beween you and the edge of the bed. Passing you back Kyle as he wiggled himself down, one of his arms going around your waist. He watched as you eased the baby into a gentle sleep before falling asleep yourself

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The Light in my Darkness - 1

Pairing: None yet

Warnings: um…no

A/N: We’re setting up the story, folks so no interaction yet. Hope you like it and it lives up to expectations. :)

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You hurried into the Red Eye Café, slipping off your jacket as you came through the door. “Sorry, I’m late.”

Curtis was in his usual spot behind the counter, looking more linebacker than diner owner. He looked up at your announcement before waving you off as if it wasn’t important. And to him it wasn’t. He and his wife Maria had opened the little diner when they were in their mid-20s. Now, they were in their fifties and had three grown boys and twice the space.

They treated you like family and that meant they weren’t overly put out if you were a couple of minutes, or even a couple of hours, late. You cared more than they did, truth be told. Curtis finished topping off someone’s coffee and glanced at you as he put the pot back. “Everything all right?”

You nodded as you tied on an apron. “The mailman came right as I was leaving. I stayed until he finished.” You held up the large envelope clutched tightly in your hand. “They’re here. All of them.”

“Maria, she got the letters,” Curtis called through the window to his wife. You saw her wipe her hands off on a towel before she came out of the kitchen. 

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My New Friend

Pairing: Hulk/Bruce Banner x Reader

Word Count: 890 (sorry if it’s short)

Warnings: None. THOR RAGNAROK SPOILERS

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256th day. I’m still here.

347th day. I’m still here.

352nd day. I’m still here. Today I met a new person. Well, it’s not really a person in itself; in fact, I don’t know exactly what he is, I just know it’s huge, is green, and that he doesn’t speak much.

355th day. I’m still here. Hulk smashes! At least that’s what my new friend says whenever he destroys something; I think Hulk is his name. I like it, it’s fun. The Grand Master noticed Hulk’s incredible strength, and he wants my friend to become his new warrior, and fight in one of his arenas. Hulk has accepted. He likes to destroy things.

379th day.  I’m still here. My friend is very good at his new ‘job’. Any creature the Grand Master sends against Hulk, the latter always succeeds in winning. He looks happy; why am I not?

580th day. Although Hulk has now become famous on this planet, he is still my friend. Today he told me he loved me; I’m blushing. Nobody ever told me anything like that. I think I’m a bit happy today.

628th day. Today Hulk gave me a flower; I didn’t even know that they still existed. He had just finished his last fight, and after having had a nap, he had asked me to dine with him in his room. He seemed agitated during the dinner, and in the end I understood why. The flower is blue, the same color as my hair. It’s nice.

894th day. It was a boring day. I haven’t seen at all Hulk; perhaps he was too busy to train. It was sad.

945th day. Something is changed. A new warrior has arrived, and he swears to know Hulk. He says he met him on a strange planet called Earth. I think my friend recognized the warrior, but he still decided to fight. The new warrior was very strong, from his hands came out the beautiful electric shocks, but in the end, he fell to the ground, unconscious. And Hulk won, again. I met the new warrior in my friend’s room. He says to call Thor, and to be the god of thunder. Thor wants to escape from this planet because his city is in danger, and he is the only one who can save it. He asks Hulk to go away with him, so my friend can help him. But Hulk doesn’t seem to want to leave the planet. Earth hates Hulk, he said. I don’t understand: how can someone hate him?

I also wanted to escape from this planet. I stopped thinking about it when I met my friend.

946th day. I am very, very sad. Hulk has disappeared; maybe because I and he argued. I tried to convince him to run away with me, on the strange Thor ship -Quinjet, I think he called it so- but Hulk got angry. Now I don’t know where he is. I asked Thor, but he didn’t want to tell me anything. Today I met a new person; he looked strange.. not of this world. He’s called Bruce, and he’s a friend of Thor; he’s very kind to me. It’s weird, it seems to me that I already knew him. Thor decided to escape using one of the Grand Master’s ships; to help him will be his brother Loki, and a strange woman I don’t remember the name -Thor says she is a Valchiria, even though I don’t have the pale idea of what it is. Bruce asked me to run away with them, so I would be safe. I want to leave with them, I like my new friends, especially Bruce. But.. how can I go away forever, without saying goodbye before Hulk?

950th day. They have been very strange days. After escaping from the planet where I was, I was on the sidelines, to think and to rethink Hulk, wherever he was. But Bruce approached me, and told me a strange thing. Don’t be sad, Hulk is closer to you than you think. At first I didn’t understand what he meant, Hulk is very big; it was impossible to hide him on the ship. Then everything was clear to me when we came to Thor’s reign. There was a great chaos, and Thor immediately catapulted on a person he said to be his sister, while Valchiria fought against some bad people. Among them there was a huge wolf, with black hair like the pitch; the animal seemed to want to eat every person who was in front of him. Suddenly, Bruce approaches the hatchback of the ship, and before he leaves, he looks at me and smiles. When he told me Hulk was close to me, he was right. Bruce gets bigger and his skin becomes green: Bruce is Hulk. I was speechless, but I was happy because my friend wasn’t alone; not even me.

1st day. I don’t know where I am. But I am no longer on that horrible planet where I was before; I’m happy. Unfortunately, the reign of Thor was completely destroyed, but we’ve saved the people. We are now in a huge spaceship, directed to Earth, the planet of Hulk.

My friend is next to me, although he has the appearance of Bruce now. But no matter, I like both of them.

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Protocol Mom Card

Hiii! So I’m new here trying my hand at some fanfic and @propertyofpoeandbucky put up a mystery challenge that I decided to take part it. I asked for a prompt and here’s what she gave me “Be a responsible adult for once and face the consequences of your actions!”. So I tried my best and I really like it so I hope you do too! Thank you for reading! 

Bucky x Reader 

Words: ~1,500 

Warnings: some cussing? one f bomb and some bs 

All I hear is a crash over their yelling. Then silence. Silence is never a good thing with those two. All I wanted to do today is relax and use Bucky as a pillow as I catch up on 9-1-1, but no the two man childs have to ruin my plans. So now I am dragging Bucky with me to make sure they don’t escape. I am so over this bullshit.

“Bucky when we get in there you are to murder stare immediately. Arms crossed pissed off murder face. Steve and Tony have gone too far. I am over this. Got it?” I am in official mom mode as I ask (tell) him to help.

“No problem doll. We were finally learning what happened in Bobby’s past. I was comfortable and the punk and the idiot are just ruining it. So full on Winter face they get.” Bucky happily goes along with this plan.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

“Yes miss?”

“When Bucky and I enter this room you are to lock it down no escapes. I am enforcing Protocol Mom Card and I do not need either of the two leaving. Feel free to alert the rest of the team of it’s happenings and broadcast it to them if they wish.”

”Yes ma’am. Protocol Mom Card enabled.”

“Thank you F.R.I.D.A.Y. A great help as always.”

As I walk into the room I see the worst possible outcome. The two humongous idiots have gone and broken the mug that Clint gave to Nat. She loves that thing and guards it like a dragon guards its horde. I heard the doors lock, but luckily the Idiots haven’t. Time to lecture some sense into these fools.

“Eh hem.” I try, but nope they’re stuck in their fight.

“Tony? Steve?” Nothing.

“CAPTAIN DORITO! TONY STANK!” There now I’ve got their attention.

They turn around looking like they’re going to start yelling at me instead of each other, but then they notice Bucky behind me and his expression. Slowly they look around and realize they have messed up. Slowly they start to inch away like they’re going to run.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

“Yes miss?”

“Please inform these idiots what protocol has been enabled.”

“Protocol Mom Card has been enabled sirs.”

“Please also inform them of the next protocol that automatically becomes enabled if this proves to not work out.”

“Next up is Protocol Helicopter Mode. A S.H.I.E.L.D. approved nanny will be brought in for each of you. Boss’ will report to Miss Potts and Miss Y/L/N. Captain Rogers will report to Mr.Barnes and Miss Y/L/N. You will be on probation until you can prove you can be trusted.” F.R.I.D.A.Y. informs them.

At this point they have stopped trying to leave and dread has filed their faces.

“Now here is what is going to happen. You are going to go sit on the couch and listen to what I have to say. I will hear you out one at a time and if you try to interrupt each other I have no qualms about employing Bucky here to hold your mouth closed. He is not happy that our plans were interrupted so he will happily just sit on you and hold your mouth closed. Right darling?”

“Oh yes. I am over this shit and if sitting on them to shut them up helps I am your man Doll.” Bucky confirms.

“Now we are going to start with Tony. You may explain what this fight was about in your point of view. Now get started.”

“So it’s like this. Captain Tight Ass over there REFUSED MY OH SO GENEROUS OFFER OF BLUEBERRIES AND COFFEE. HE THEN TURNED AROUND AND JUST MADE HIMSELF A CUP FROM THE SAME POT HE DID IT TO SPITE ME! SPITE ME I TELL YOU! SPITE ME!.” Tony is very out of breath by the time he’s done.

“Now Steve without making comments about Tony’s explanation tell me your point of view of things.” I say rubbing my temples over this bullshit.

“I refused the blueberries because I had already had breakfast and was no longer hungry. As for the coffee after the Asgardian mead spiked coffee incident I don’t accept coffee in cups from him anymore.” Steve used his Captain lecture voice to get his point across.

“Oh dear lord someone shoot me. Bucky? Will you shoot me so I don’t have to deal with this? They didn’t even realize that Nats favorite mug is over there shattered because of this.” I pleaded.

“Oh Doll I won’t shoot you but Nat may shoot them for you. I doubt you’ll even have to ask. That mug was from Clint from years ago sentimental value and all.” Bucky happily states watching the two idiots faces go gray.

“Oh fuck.” Was the simultaneous mutter.

“Now now Language Stevie.” Bucky is really enjoying this.

“Now here is what is going to happen. I am going to tell you something important and then you two are going to clean up the mess, go out together and pick out a new mug for Nat that you put thought into. Tony you will also be calling that spa that Pepper likes and booking Nat a spa day. Steve you will give her the day off. You will present her with the gift and a full apology. Be responsible adults for once and face the consequences of your actions! If that means facing a murderous Nat then so be it maybe you will learn. Do the both of you understand?” I ask in full on Mom Voice.

“Do we have to actually go out? Can’t I just order from F.R.I.D.A.Y.?” Tony asks.

“For once I am in agreement with Tony. Going out to just buy a mug seems like a risk of getting mobbed and hounded.” Steve tries to reason.

“Well good. Buying a gift in person is more heartfelt and if you get mobbed and hounded by fans? Then oh well tell them you’re buying an apology gift. There. Plan made. It’s happening.” I am not backing down on this.

They just kind of stand there staring at me.

“Now what are you waiting for? Get cleaning! Work together! Tony no using bots I have DUM-E running an errand for me so don’t even think about it.” I give the marching orders.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

“Yes miss?”

“Keep an eye on them both here cleaning and their shopping trip if you don’t mind.” I request.

“No problem miss. They will be monitored.” F.R.I.D.A.Y. informs me.

“Thank you. Now come on babe back to 9-1-1.” I grab Bucky and we leave them to it under F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s watchful eyes.

*Later that Night*

I was getting ready for bed when there was a knock on my door.

“Come in!”

In comes Nat. She takes a seat on mine and Bucky’s bed while I am taking off a face mask at my vanity.

“I wanted to thank you for how you handled Steve and Tony earlier. Previously if they had broken something of someone else’s it would be ignored and they would leave the mess for someone else to find because they end up so wrapped up in their stupid arguing. Now because of this I keep nothing of value sentimental or not in the common areas. I have a whole cabinet of doubles of that mug, Clint is clumsy enough without factoring in idiots arguing. Barnes was right when he said I would shoot them for you though. No one has ever gone out of their way like this for me. So as a thank you I managed to get Tony to add you to my spa day. You and I are going to be pampered and then at the end of the night Barnes is going to be taking you out on Tony’s dime. I know you were brought on to essentially nanny us, but you truly have become Team Mom and we do love you for it. So thank you.” She just smiles warmly at me.

“You have made my cry. I do love all of you and that’s why I am no longer getting paid to be Team Mom. I just love you guys and want to be sure you’re all taken care of. You and I are going to have an amazing spa day. Thank you.” I hug her hard as I stupidly cry.

“Now back to your husband I have cuddles to cash in and tv to watch. Tonight is Project Runway. We adore Tim Gunn.” I scoot her out my door and lock it behind her.

“You can come out now Mr. Assassin. You would think you would be better at hiding.” I scold.

“Now come on you just know me, she didn’t know I was here or else she wouldn’t have busted out that speech. So like you said you have some cuddles to cash in and some Tim Gunn to watch lets get to it.” He slaps my ass as he passes me to get into bed.

“Okay okay I’m coming.” I curl up with him and put on Project Runway to settle down for the night.

Fin

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Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

Summary: Y/n comes home tired from work. Luckily her girlfriend and some good music cheers her up.

Pairing: Carol Danvers x fem! reader

Warning: lots of fluff!

A/n: not requested. I have no requests so I did another Captain Marvel fic for the gays, enjoy :)

Song used: Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen

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due to personal reasons I love to stay in bed for long, long hours and simply…stay in that bed. and honor it. and highkey just remain there.

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Hiii! So I’m new here trying my hand at some fanfic and @propertyofpoeandbucky put up a mystery challenge that I decided to take part it. I asked for a prompt and here’s what she gave me “Be a responsible adult for once and face the consequences of your actions!”. So I tried my best and I really like it so I hope you do too! Thank you for reading! 

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Protocol Mom Card

Hiii! So I’m new here trying my hand at some fanfic and @propertyofpoeandbucky put up a mystery challenge that I decided to take part it. I asked for a prompt and here’s what she gave me “Be a responsible adult for once and face the consequences of your actions!”. So I tried my best and I really like it so I hope you do too! Thank you for reading! 

Bucky x Reader 

Words: ~1,500 

Warnings: some cussing? one f bomb and some bs 

All I hear is a crash over their yelling. Then silence. Silence is never a good thing with those two. All I wanted to do today is relax and use Bucky as a pillow as I catch up on 9-1-1, but no the two man childs have to ruin my plans. So now I am dragging Bucky with me to make sure they don’t escape. I am so over this bullshit.

“Bucky when we get in there you are to murder stare immediately. Arms crossed pissed off murder face. Steve and Tony have gone too far. I am over this. Got it?” I am in official mom mode as I ask (tell) him to help.

“No problem doll. We were finally learning what happened in Bobby’s past. I was comfortable and the punk and the idiot are just ruining it. So full on Winter face they get.” Bucky happily goes along with this plan.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

“Yes miss?”

“When Bucky and I enter this room you are to lock it down no escapes. I am enforcing Protocol Mom Card and I do not need either of the two leaving. Feel free to alert the rest of the team of it’s happenings and broadcast it to them if they wish.”

”Yes ma’am. Protocol Mom Card enabled.”

“Thank you F.R.I.D.A.Y. A great help as always.”

As I walk into the room I see the worst possible outcome. The two humongous idiots have gone and broken the mug that Clint gave to Nat. She loves that thing and guards it like a dragon guards its horde. I heard the doors lock, but luckily the Idiots haven’t. Time to lecture some sense into these fools.

“Eh hem.” I try, but nope they’re stuck in their fight.

“Tony? Steve?” Nothing.

“CAPTAIN DORITO! TONY STANK!” There now I’ve got their attention.

They turn around looking like they’re going to start yelling at me instead of each other, but then they notice Bucky behind me and his expression. Slowly they look around and realize they have messed up. Slowly they start to inch away like they’re going to run.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

“Yes miss?”

“Please inform these idiots what protocol has been enabled.”

“Protocol Mom Card has been enabled sirs.”

“Please also inform them of the next protocol that automatically becomes enabled if this proves to not work out.”

“Next up is Protocol Helicopter Mode. A S.H.I.E.L.D. approved nanny will be brought in for each of you. Boss’ will report to Miss Potts and Miss Y/L/N. Captain Rogers will report to Mr.Barnes and Miss Y/L/N. You will be on probation until you can prove you can be trusted.” F.R.I.D.A.Y. informs them.

At this point they have stopped trying to leave and dread has filed their faces.

“Now here is what is going to happen. You are going to go sit on the couch and listen to what I have to say. I will hear you out one at a time and if you try to interrupt each other I have no qualms about employing Bucky here to hold your mouth closed. He is not happy that our plans were interrupted so he will happily just sit on you and hold your mouth closed. Right darling?”

“Oh yes. I am over this shit and if sitting on them to shut them up helps I am your man Doll.” Bucky confirms.

“Now we are going to start with Tony. You may explain what this fight was about in your point of view. Now get started.”

“So it’s like this. Captain Tight Ass over there REFUSED MY OH SO GENEROUS OFFER OF BLUEBERRIES AND COFFEE. HE THEN TURNED AROUND AND JUST MADE HIMSELF A CUP FROM THE SAME POT HE DID IT TO SPITE ME! SPITE ME I TELL YOU! SPITE ME!.” Tony is very out of breath by the time he’s done.

“Now Steve without making comments about Tony’s explanation tell me your point of view of things.” I say rubbing my temples over this bullshit.

“I refused the blueberries because I had already had breakfast and was no longer hungry. As for the coffee after the Asgardian mead spiked coffee incident I don’t accept coffee in cups from him anymore.” Steve used his Captain lecture voice to get his point across.

“Oh dear lord someone shoot me. Bucky? Will you shoot me so I don’t have to deal with this? They didn’t even realize that Nats favorite mug is over there shattered because of this.” I pleaded.

“Oh Doll I won’t shoot you but Nat may shoot them for you. I doubt you’ll even have to ask. That mug was from Clint from years ago sentimental value and all.” Bucky happily states watching the two idiots faces go gray.

“Oh fuck.” Was the simultaneous mutter.

“Now now Language Stevie.” Bucky is really enjoying this.

“Now here is what is going to happen. I am going to tell you something important and then you two are going to clean up the mess, go out together and pick out a new mug for Nat that you put thought into. Tony you will also be calling that spa that Pepper likes and booking Nat a spa day. Steve you will give her the day off. You will present her with the gift and a full apology. Be responsible adults for once and face the consequences of your actions! If that means facing a murderous Nat then so be it maybe you will learn. Do the both of you understand?” I ask in full on Mom Voice.

“Do we have to actually go out? Can’t I just order from F.R.I.D.A.Y.?” Tony asks.

“For once I am in agreement with Tony. Going out to just buy a mug seems like a risk of getting mobbed and hounded.” Steve tries to reason.

“Well good. Buying a gift in person is more heartfelt and if you get mobbed and hounded by fans? Then oh well tell them you’re buying an apology gift. There. Plan made. It’s happening.” I am not backing down on this.

They just kind of stand there staring at me.

“Now what are you waiting for? Get cleaning! Work together! Tony no using bots I have DUM-E running an errand for me so don’t even think about it.” I give the marching orders.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y.?”

“Yes miss?”

“Keep an eye on them both here cleaning and their shopping trip if you don’t mind.” I request.

“No problem miss. They will be monitored.” F.R.I.D.A.Y. informs me.

“Thank you. Now come on babe back to 9-1-1.” I grab Bucky and we leave them to it under F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s watchful eyes.

*Later that Night*

I was getting ready for bed when there was a knock on my door.

“Come in!”

In comes Nat. She takes a seat on mine and Bucky's bed while I am taking off a face mask at my vanity.

“I wanted to thank you for how you handled Steve and Tony earlier. Previously if they had broken something of someone else's it would be ignored and they would leave the mess for someone else to find because they end up so wrapped up in their stupid arguing. Now because of this I keep nothing of value sentimental or not in the common areas. I have a whole cabinet of doubles of that mug, Clint is clumsy enough without factoring in idiots arguing. Barnes was right when he said I would shoot them for you though. No one has ever gone out of their way like this for me. So as a thank you I managed to get Tony to add you to my spa day. You and I are going to be pampered and then at the end of the night Barnes is going to be taking you out on Tony’s dime. I know you were brought on to essentially nanny us, but you truly have become Team Mom and we do love you for it. So thank you.” She just smiles warmly at me.

“You have made my cry. I do love all of you and that’s why I am no longer getting paid to be Team Mom. I just love you guys and want to be sure you’re all taken care of. You and I are going to have an amazing spa day. Thank you.” I hug her hard as I stupidly cry.

“Now back to your husband I have cuddles to cash in and tv to watch. Tonight is Project Runway. We adore Tim Gunn.” I scoot her out my door and lock it behind her.

“You can come out now Mr. Assassin. You would think you would be better at hiding.” I scold.

“Now come on you just know me, she didn’t know I was here or else she wouldn’t have busted out that speech. So like you said you have some cuddles to cash in and some Tim Gunn to watch lets get to it.” He slaps my ass as he passes me to get into bed.

“Okay okay I’m coming.” I curl up with him and put on Project Runway to settle down for the night.

Fin