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[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

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Trade with Xicheo on Furaffinity

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Trade with D3ad.S1z3 on Discord! 

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Newish reference of second sona, Joules. Made this about October last year IIRC. She’s a hyena/boxer mix!

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Hiya!

I’m officially going to try to be more active haha

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Henlo

I am still alive

somehow

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Holy YES

some weird Pink&White swap!au that suddenly popped up in my mind

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things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

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I don't even have to click the link to know that's gotta be Matt and Pat

(x)

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I obv need all the cat posts on my wall

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

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by eriol_S2

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Time Bomb

Goal:

Sneak into Katsuki Bakugo’s room while he is asleep and remain inside as long as you dare without waking him up. Your turn ends when you exit the room or when Bakugo catches you.

Rules:

Don’t wake up Bakugo.

Seriously. Don’t wake up Bakugo.

First player of the round is known as the Risk Taker.

The loser of the previous round is known as the Sacrifice and must take their turn during Bakugo’s afternoon nap.

Each player is required to perform an Initializing and/or a Collection.

Initializing is the act of writing your initials on Bakugo (pen provided).

Collection is the act of taking physical evidence of tactile contact.

Plucking hair is not allowed. Take only hairs that have been shed on the pillow.

Nitroglycerin sweat will be ignited on player to validate.

The timer doesn’t start until the door closes behind you.

The timer stops the moment you open the door.

Don’t tell Tenya Iida.

Points:

10 seconds = 1 point

Risk Taker = 5 points

Initializing (foot) = 3 points

Initializing (arm) = 5 points

Initializing (hand) = 8 points

Initializing (face) = 10 points

Collection (hair) = 8 points

Collection (nitroglycerin sweat) = 20 points

Getting caught = -20 points

Waking Bakugo BUT he falls back to sleep = -10 points

No Initializing or Collection = -20% points

Winner:

Whoever has the most points by the end of the round wins. The prize is having next week’s chores divided amongst the rest of the players.

Loser:

Whoever first gets caught by Bakugo, otherwise whoever has the least points. The penalty is being the Sacrifice in the next game and a guaranteed explosion to the face.

Top Scores:

Eijirou Kirishima - 191 points

Fumikage Tokoyami - 184 points

Izuku Midoriya - 177 points

Honorable Mentions:

Kyoka Jirou - Lulled a groggy Bakugo back to sleep with a song. Successfully escaped.

Denki Kaminari & Mina Ashido - Collaborated on a comic strip that covered Bakugo’s arm up to his neck. Ashido successfully escaped. Kaminari did not.

Hitoshi Shinsou - Brainwashed Bakugo into Initializing himself and returning to sleep. Successfully escaped.

Disclaimer:

This game is played at your own risk.

This game is played with Bakugo’s full knowledge and consent.

An unlocked door is accepted as his consent.

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just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

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I now see why I struggled with showing my interests to my parents when I was a kid.

I’m listening to my cousin going on about Fortnite. The kid adores the game and is talking about the battle pass and he how hopes to get it later on today.

My mum just flatly says she doesn’t know what that means and has told him to hurry up as they go through the door, not giving my cousin any wiggle room to explain what it means. Fortnite is special to him, he wants to talk about it, he wants to engage but how can he when at that moment, the adult he’s talking to shuts him down?

Why can’t some people just take a damn minute to listen, REALLY listen to what kids are saying? He’ll now sit in the car in complete silence because his aunt isn’t interested in what he likes.

I’m not saying everyone has to be a fountain of knowledge for things like that. Hell, you don’t have to like what another person’s into but for the love of god, at least TRY and give it a go in understanding why it’s so important to that person.

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Reblogging for fabric referencessssss

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These are GORGEOUS

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Oh my god

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit