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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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saw this poster in my dream and immediately woke up to google who the fuck is Pedro S. 

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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This is the most real MTG post of all time cause I'll give you one guess which of these two cards was an absolute menace in standard and had to be banned and which one hasn't seen any play since getting reprinted

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English has different words for mouse and rat but in Chinese they're both the same creature (laoshu) so I asked my mom well how do you differentiate between mice and rats. She, clearly having never felt the need to do so, was like uhh big laoshu and little laoshu I guess. Then I went online to see how the difference between (the English words) "mouse" and "rat" was being explained to CN->EN learners and there are numerous articles delving deep into the analysis. Bigger vs smaller, indoors vs outdoors, cute and favorable connotations vs evil and ugly, tail length, fear factor, emphasis on the fact that you cannot call it a "computer rat." Much thought is being expended on this little mystery of the English language

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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This blog is nearly at 25,000 followers (holy cow) and I think it'd be fun to celebrate with a little community activity!

A tumblr-wide TCG redraw event!!!

Pick a card you want, any card you want, recreate it in whatever medium you see fit, and post it! Every entry will go into my queue as card posts (to start September 1st)!!

A few rules:

Absolutely NO AI IMAGES ALLOWED. Anything I suspect of being AI will not go into the queue.

Use the tag #poketcg25k so I can find everything in one place! Feel free to tag this blog as well

The last day for entry will be July 31st, 2025! After that I won't be checking the tag anymore!!

I would appreciate it if you somehow credited the original card you're referencing somewhere in your post! (EDIT: Posts with links still don't show up in tags! Yayyy!!!!)

You can make as any entries as you want! There's no limit!

There's no application for entry! Anyone who enters will go into the queue!

Please share this post so others can see it and participate too!! You don't have to be following me to participate! I'm just excited to see what might come of it! :)

This is my way of saying thank you to the people that follow and support this blog! I want to take some time to showcase YOU! 💚

If you have any questions, do not hesitate to ask me!

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more college chara and frisk because i had so much fun with the first one lol

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Having a rest from artfight just to draw my soulsona/playersona and Tenna

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lets have a moment of appreciation for non-fandom independent wikis

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Hi hi I'm that person from artfight who gave you a revenge attack with Void, so I'm really curious what's her deal with Conquest since you mentioned in the profile her being his therapists and i was like 👀 about it considering she is allied with/works for Cecil n all that

Ah!!! Hi hello!!! indeed, my little Void is quite a bit silly.... (she is extremely serious actually)

Cecil is the one that set up Void as Conquest's 'therapist'. Which. To be fair, she is not helping at all and both will make each other worse. They know they're being monitored, watched and heard in every 'session', but still talk as if nothing was going on because they do not regard humans as capable of doing stuff against them in general (Like, one is a black hole and the other is a Viltrumite. lol.)

Void 'respects' Conquest in the sense that she *knows* what Viltrumites can do, and has seen how they destroy everything that is in their path. She knows better than to get on his bad side, basically.

Most of the starting 'therapy sessions' were them just talking about how squishy humans are (Cecil was NOT happy about this) and hearing Conquest 'boasting' about his fight against Mark and his missions in space. She is not too impressed by how far and wide the Viltrumites seemingly have expanded their empire, but finds it curious how they do not seem to mind fighting each other, as she sees this as unfavourable for a species.

Later sessions is mostly them talking about cultural shocks with humans, or well, mostly Void telling him why what he did and what Viltrumites want is considered wrong amongst human tradition. She does seem to understand why humans value this so-called 'freedom' so much, and believes that humans and aliens could live peacefully together, as 'equals'.

Void thinks that, just as she did, Conquest could become a great asset for humanity. She believes that if he understood humans and himself as she does (where she sees herself having a sort-of symbiotic relationship with humans, much like an ant with aphids, she thrives off a good life while working to keep humans 'safe' and not harming them), he could live a good life under a different name.

In the end, this weird relationship that they share is more of a 'talking to someone logical is nice actually' and not much of a therapist/patient kind of thing. If Void learnt that what Conquest really craves is connection, she would totally tell him to lead a human life, as she sees the species as one that offers unconditional love, even to inanimate objects. She would tell him about human wars, and how great soldiers and veterans are seen as heroes amongst their people, held in high regards in many cultures.

As a last fun fact, even if Conquest does not hide the fact that he LOVES fighting, she would not even try and mention Battle Beast, just because she thinks he can be annoying (and she does not want to do him any favours lol)

TL;DR: Old man and weird cat talk about how humans are weird and squishy. Void thinks that Conquest could be a great protector for humanity, if he just was not so stubborn and learnt to cooperate. Cecil is not happy with these talks but allows them because they do not seem to want to cooperate to destroy humanity at all, and because they might get information about Viltrumites and Void.

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It's! TV! Time!!

I am trying to crochet a Tenna by using several patterns and his head looks like this for now!!

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I was craving some tooth-rotting sweet mettatenna holding each other 🤧

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So uh... the Tropic of Love... Anyone else think that was cool? Haha... . . Anyone?