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justice for all the women of westeros but especially ASHA GREYJOY who ran for president on a platform of “I’ll finally end the forever wars that have brought us literally no gain whatsoever” and still somehow lost to an evil wizard who did the fantasy equivalent of bringing back plutonium rods from Chernobyl
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Dude this page is a lifesaver Google is really bad for working out the order to read them in
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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abed was the realest jesus depiction ive seen in fiction . bisexual . palestinian . somewhat insane . unbelievably goodlooking . serving disastrous levels of cunt .
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We here at amtrak support trans wrongs
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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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HES ALL DRESSED UP!!!!!!!
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you can tell terry pratchett turned the librarian into an orang utang as a throwaway joke and then thought wait a minute this is the funniest thing i ever wrote. and then put him in as many subsequent discworld books as possible
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i hate when people defend those horrible monoculture lawns because they don't want bugs outside. like we don't live on planet bug
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