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A little privacy please, Colonel Elric.

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Friend and I talking about DN "Something something Dante projects Vergil onto Nero."

Friend and I talking about NV "Something something Vergil projects Dante onto Nero."

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Whenever I think of a dadson ship and the phrase " the sins of the father and thrust upon the son" is used ...oh lord imma take that shit literally

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🐺&🐶

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Lion spardas for a friend's birthday 💙

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my favourite trope is when both people understand that they like each other but it’s still unsaid between them and they’re not quite 100% sure the other likes them back so they keep having awkward-flirty moments/interactions and don’t know what to do after it happens so they just ,,, look at each other for a moment before changing the subject…and then it happens again

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And the fanart that people kept digging out of my twitter lol

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And while we're at it, some gay panic from this year's Danero week lmao

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Royed Week: Day 2 - Similarities/differences or parallels

Falling asleep while researching.

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This is how I spend my lunch...

Yes, I drew the last one at lunch and then drew it on the tablet, because I like it in both versions..

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Full image under the cut...

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I read a book when I was in middle school where there was a whole plot point around the main character's father wanting the MC and his sister (they might have been step siblings I don't remember) to have sex/have a child so that the family could eat the child for food (they were trapped in a underground apocalypse shelter of sorts) and I think that flicked a lot of switches in my head idk

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Insanely funny to me. Brands trying to make a funny meme and fucking it up will always be funny to me.

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(From: Jack)

Nightlight. NIGHTLIGHT.

Yes, dear

(From: Jack)

Look

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Look at him

That is a man, yes. Very good

(From: Jack)

I want him

No

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I want to climb him like a tree

Jack no

(From: Jack)

BUT LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIS EYES

HES SO HOT

Jack

(From: Jack)

Those cheekbones look like they cut glass

JACK

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They could cut up my thighs

JACK NO

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I want to sit on his face so bad

OH MY god Jack

(From: Jack)

Can I have him? Please??!?

I'm finding it difficult to say something other than NO rn

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Which means you should totally say yes

I will not

(From: Jack)

>:P

We can share him! I promise to share!

Jack, we're not sharing a person. We're especially not letting a stranger anywhere near out personal life

There's a reason we don't invite anyone to our house, remember?

(From: Jack)

I dont think he'd mind

Jack.

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Oh, don't be liek that!

And what will he do when he finds out there's a completely unfurnished spare bedroom in our house?

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Invite him to share ours duh

I'm not having this conversation with you.

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And why not?

Oh no hes looking at me

Oh his eyes are so intense

Jack, how long did we spend hiding our relationship? How long did it take for us to even work out all of our shit? Do you you really want to risk letting someone else in on it? Why now?

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Nightlight, you need to see this guy

He's like shadow and smoke

He's dark where we're light, like

Like he could fill in the puzzle piece we're missing

Since when are we missing something.

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We're not!

I don't mean it like that!

Then what do you mean, Jack?

After everything that's happened, after all that time trying to get my attention and suddenly it's not enough anymore?

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No! That's not waht I'm saying!

It's just

Just what?

Jack?

What happened what's wrong?

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I uh

What? What's wrong?

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I got his number....

JACK

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I DIDNT EXPECT IT OK?

DONT YELL AT ME

I'm about to do more than yell at you!

Explain

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We just

I just went to get a refill and he followed me and we started talking and then he handed me his number!

He followed you

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I'm not saying he did it on purpose!

He's a creep Jack.

We're not inviting a creep over.

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He was nice enough! And oh my god his VOICE

He could read me a phone book and I'd be hard the whole time

JACK I SWEAR TO GOD

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What

His name is Pitch

I don't care what his name is!

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He has a an accent

It's so hot

I. Do. Not. Care.

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He could lift me with one arm if he wanted to

He could carry both of us at the same time

I can't believe you

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What?

Read the chat. I'm getting actively pissed off rn

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What? Why

Seriously?

Jack, you're telling me all about a guy, A TOTAL STRANGER, you literally JUST MET and how much you want to sleep with him. Meanwhile, you're telling all of this to your twin brother, who also happens to fuck you every other night, and have to hide your relationship wit and have been doing so since we graduated high school. You seriously expect. Me to be cool with this?

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Nightlight, I'm not going to leave you.

Do you actually think I want to leave you?

I'm starting to

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No!

No, never!

Please don't be mad?

Nightlight?

Sorry, boss walked in

Look

I'm not actually mad at you

But I am getting frustrated.

Can we talk about this when I get home?

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OK

What do you want for dinner?

Whatever you're making

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Alright.

I love you

Love you too

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I don't know that I'll go anywhere with this, but I was inspired by something similar so I thought I'd bake my own cake

Chat fics are hard, damn

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The Beginning of Doublemint Oreos

A log of the text conversations between brothers Black when Pitch first laid eyes on dat hot twink. rated R because Pitch sends a dirty text and is terrible in every universe as usual.

Keep reading

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shirt that says i paused my incestual noncon fanfiction to be here (this better be good)