in a battle between horrible life and sweet death i rivaled with the likes of a small crabbish demon sent from the world of predatory arachnids. Its mostly harmless but the fangs on that man, the hungry eyes and the distress of a maniacal wave of hysteria that took over as soon as i neared the bathtub.
i need this tub little man, im sorry
in the heat of battle many weapons have been rendered useless, even those which stood to do no harm, only momentarily restrain the enemy enough so that he may be flung out into the wider fields of the world where it is surely more fitting to settle, in a barn perhaps or a nook of a tree’s branch. the cups fell, the paper — oh the paper.
in one instant, after a tall cup had been discarded onto the floor, in my last ditch efforts to turn the tide i reached for the piece of paper that stood to be a common ground beneath his legs, oh how i regret that now.
i touched him and he freaked, spasming his little limbs in every direction, one belonging to the y-axis in which i unfortunately safely resided just a moment prior, which left me no choice but to relinquish the paper to the pit of hell that is the damp bathtub, to which the spider fell after soaring the sky for a small moment
i had not anticipated this as a victory, but as it turned out i had accidentally fucking waterboarded the spider, look at this shit
the paper isnt coming up easily, so ill have to pull it up with my own digits if i want a chance to save him
i didnt mean for this to happen dude im so sorry just pls go home
I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.
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