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Really still hate how much of "indie analogue horror video games" became filled with this niche of. Like, quizzes about identifying 'imposter humans', which then 99% of the time became "the fake humans will look Off, will act Off... can you tell which of these is the monster pretending to be a human?? [Image of a real person with a facial difference/stock photo manipulated to resemble one/just a person]"

This is hardly a pressing concern I just sometimes remember there were a number of these and get irritated

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rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

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For a minute I forgot who directed Titantic and I wanted to say Quentin Tarantino

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Dude I totally signed on for this gig because I thought it was an ensemble cast adventuring group type situation but low-key dave has been giving protagonist lately :/ yeah I just don’t know how I feel about being a companion you know? Why did the backing track change to a minor key.

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Asexuals, do you have a libido? Do you believe it's higher or lower the average allosexual?

Yes, higher libido

Yes, same libido

Yes, lower libido

No libido

I don't know

Not ace

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Do you speak any Baltic languages?

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ever engage with a media you really really liked and thought you were going to become obsessed with but it doesn’t quite lodge itself into your brain at the correct angle and you can just brush fingertips with the version of yourself from the alternate reality where it completely corrupted your every waking thought

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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Not that anyone cares, but I've never fixed this many anomalies in one session before. I didn't think it could go over 30

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He won’t bring you luck but he will eat spiders in your house. Reblog for organic spider control on your dash

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I love getting a new shirt and immediately using my seam ripper to remove every single tag

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mutuals even if I don't talk to you much/at all, when I see you on my dash I'm doing this

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

There is a gang war in LA. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around LA, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers in LA.

I just worry about their safety.

markiplier stay safe! <3