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Alecto the Ninth cover

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Genius.

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DIOS APATE - PART 1

here's my tlt exchange art! I will post part 2 here once I make it safe for tumblr, otherwise go to my twt (@DMSR__) if u wanna see them sucking and fucking >:3

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the locked tomb holiday exchange rec list (part 1)

Some favourites from a first partial skim of works posted for @tlt-holiday-exchange. Find the entire collection HERE

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alecto the first!. Alecto. And she is DONE

Creation. Art of John 1:20, the man who became god and the soul who became a body.

Deities. Alecto, Gideon and Harrow in a life-and-death cycle

Dios Apate. “artwork of jod and his duplicitous sluts (in varying states of sluttery 😳)” Exactly what the summary says but HOTTER.

Hotshot. Gideon raised in Blood of Eden & cousin Pash. Two kids born into a insurgency group ought to know how to shoot a gun, right?

no John what r u drawin of ur friends!!. john is a streamer on twitch, he draws shitty smut of his friends sometimes. there are cows.

Rake In The Lake. The Untitled Goose Game crossover this fandom needed, ft. We Suffer/Juno Zeta and Mercymorn

The Eightfold. Mercymorn/Cristabel, Mercymorn’s ascension to lyctorhood

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A sucker for suicide bombers. Camilla/Pyrrha/Palamedes, NtN era. Pyrrha finds herself at a different end in another bodysharing throuple. (Rated E)

bodies. Pyrrha folds her arms. “You don’t like it,” she says. “People thinking you’re a working girl.” She laughs, a dark sound. “It’s not that different from being a cav, at the end of the day.” Or: Camilla/Pyrrha in New Rho, rated E.

each note’s own appointed ghost. Corona / Ianthe; Ianthe and Coronabeth try out necromancer-cavalier roleplay in bed. Everything you’d expect from the summary and more (wink wink)

Giggle. A day before the disaster a nun spends a day taking care of the children in the Ninth House’s daycare. Including one troublesome toddler. (It’s baby Gideon Nav and she’s adorable)

leftovers. Corona POV on Camilla/Palamedes, GtN era. “Coronabeth Tridentarius observes, waits, and wants what she can’t have.“ (ft. implied Corona/Ianthe)

Schroedinger’s Pussy. Gideon/Harrow, GtN AU. Or: in which Harrow wouldn’t recognize a sex thing if it smacked her in the pussy. Yes, it’s the pussy spanking fic

Super Secret File DO NOT OPEN. Mercymorn and Augustine rob a graveyard, but it’s a RPG that John is playing. This fic is high on seven different layers of #meta, and it’s hilarious. What this fandom deserves.

telling dreams apart. Cytherea as Dulcinea seduces Gideon in Canaan House. Rated E ft. the inherent dubcon of identity issues, Cytherea pushes boundaries and has lots of fun! Gideon less so.

THE CORRUPTION OF SILAS OCTAKISERON. Silas/Mercymorn, crack pairing played completely straight. This fic is a delight, Mercymorn is ON POINT, and it frankly changed me as a person.

The Sixth’s Temporary Housing Shortage. Camilla/Palamedes, getting each other off while sharing the same body. Or: The real reason Camilla won’t let Palamedes peddle mediocre erotica is because he writes it about her.

Vol. 805, No. 4. Juno Zeta / Abigail / Magnus. Academic rivarly! Conference hookups! Witty POV voice! A delightful read

we both go down together. Mercy/John/Augustine immediately post Resurrection. E-rated fic that is NOT afraid to ask: Does it count as consent if it’s God? ft. sexy cult shit, horny vibes, unsettling narration, stunning prose. Author… call me

we kill the flame. Palamedes/Cytherea. An alternate take on the confrontation at the end of GtN, ft. hate sex and Palamedes with a beard

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IANTHE’S SEXY SEX TIPS FOR HAVING SEXY SEX … sexily!

(all images are edits from Promstuck)

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TWO IS FOR DISCIPLINE SHOWIN THAT GRIT

THREE FOR THE NEED TO COMMIT TO THE BIT

FOUR FOR THE HUSTLE AND GETTING THIS BREAD

FIVE IS FOR BITCH I CAN SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD

SIX IS FOR NIXING THE STARBUCKS FOR THRIFT

SEVEN'S INVENTING A SHINY NEW GRIFT

EIGHT FOR THE DRIP AND UNLIMITED SWAG

NINE FOR THE SELL, AND SECURING THE BAG.

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I absolutely adore Ortus Ninegad.

I love that a one-note joke character who dies off screen in the first act is brought back and given a crucial role in the sequel, and then granted depth, dignity and complex characterisation.

I love that Ortus’s arc plays on the trope where the seemingly useless character suddenly finds their power, but unlike most examples of this trope, this isn’t some vindication power fantasy where Ortus transforms into a Gary Stu and everyone falls at his feet apologising for ever doubting him. I love that Ortus saves the day, but even in his heroic moments, he remains the same wet blanket of a person he’s always been. I love that Ortus’s much-mocked obsession with his own epic poetry is what ends up saving the day and ultimately, saving Harrow’s soul, but the poetry itself is still silly, because things can be silly and transcendent at the same time. (I love Ortus as an embodiment of fannishness, of the creative and protective power of loving a story that much.)

I love that Ortus of all people could give Harrow what God couldn’t. He gave her an honest apology for failing her, not cosmically, but in the mundane ways that adults fail children. And he gave her a hug that she was willing to accept.

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See we all want dios apate to be no children by the mountain go*ts but the fact is that even though on all other levels they are going down with each other hand in unloveable hand they DID create a child. One children

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do you think the experience of fucking the brains out of mercymorn is akin to ingesting LSD with redbull

mercy "i hated the sexy parties" morn???

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locked tomb characters as tweets from the "make up a guy" (@makeupaguy) twitter page

gideon nav: god damn it this is just another guy that's a homestuck fan character

harrowhark nonagesimus: guy who forgor ☠️

judith deuteros: guy who has a discomfort food for when they're feeling a little too good

marta dyas: guy who keeps ruining the mood during homoerotic swordfights by getting seriously injured

ianthe tridentarius: guy who does terrible things just so they can find out if hell is actually real

coronabeth tridentarius: guy whose tits are always out and they've got a doctor's note for having their tits out just in case someone tells them to not have em out

naberius tern: guy that's 5'8

isaac tettares: guy who has a ton of piercings so if someone wants to eat them they can't microwave them

jeannemary chatur: guy who got a bunch of very sharp face piercings as a defense mechanism against being kissed

abigail pent: guy who rates halloween costumes by ghost warding capabilties

magnus quinn: guy who's just a framing device for all these dad jokes I've got

palamedes sextus: the forbidden 6th guy

camilla hect: guy who doesn’t know the word for ambidextrous so they call themselves “hand bisexual”

dulcinea septimus: guy who says the word "cough" instead of actually coughing

protesilaus ebdoma: guy who puts little flowers in their hair every day (:

silas octakiseron: guy who wears an old-timey full body bathing suit to a nude beach

colum asht: guy who invents a new way to die

john gaius: guy who refers to war crimes as "military cringe compilations"

commander wake: guy who is the ceo of antifa

alecto the first: guy who's only 5'15 tall

mercymorn the first: guy who critiques lore inconsistencies under @makeupaguy tweets

cristabel oct: guy who ran up that hill and made a deal with god

augustine the first: guy who wants to join an mlm scheme because they both love men and scheming

alfred quinque: guy who goes to the library and uses a marker to black out all the swear words in books

gideon the first: guy who always introduces themself second and claims to have the same name as you

pyrrha dve: guy who just loves twirling their gay little revolvers

cytherea loveday: guy who uses pictures of themself as reaction images on twitter

loveday heptane: guyf (guy wife)

BONUS tamsyn muir: guy who headcanons jesus as gnc af

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horses and deer are linked by fear

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Ortus/matthias enjoyers out there? Anyone?

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Ah yes, the horrible awful disgusting people who hate eachother but also hapen to be in love for ten thousand years :_)

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Boybands will be like "i know a spot" and then take you to the woods to sacrifice you to the devil, only you're not a virgin so now you get to eat them

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ok so you know that song at the beginning of the emperor’s new groove?

🎶

There are cohorts who fight rebels – who win useless space war medals There are Lyctors who just want some gall on gall There are resurrection beasts, who on his liver want to feast

…And Blood of Eden really wants to kill them all Well he made himself to rule No one has ever been less cool In ten thousand years of space necromancy An enigma and a mystery, in Post-resurrection history The remaker of creation, that is he! He’s the sovereign lord of the houses A millennial Dr. Faustus

He’s a dad guy in the emperor’s old jeans Years of space wizard inbreeding, those generations he’s been seeding Have led to all the troubles that we see-

WHAT’S HIS NAME?? Gaius, Gaius (That’s his name!) Gaius (He’s the ransomer of death) Gaius, Gaius (Is he hip?! He’s not.) Gaius-us-us (Yeah) He’s the sovereign lord of the houses He’s our generation’s Faustus He’s the alpha, the omega, unfortunately And this imperfect world will spin, around his every little whim ‘Cause this imperfect world begins and ends with… What’s his name? Gaius, Gaius, Gaius Gaius (That’s his name!) Gaius, Gaius (Is he hip?! He’s not.) Gaius (Don’t you know he’s the Kindly Prince?) Gaius, Gaius, Gaius (Oh yeah) Gaius-us-us-us (Ow!)

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The Locked Tomb Tarot

The Emperor

- John Gaius -

Upright: authority, structure, control, fatherhood

Reversed: tyranny, rigidity, coldness

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It’s a historical. The whole is unspeakably sordid. He’s read it upward of 50 times