mercutio-the-stabbed
mercutio-the-stabbed
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 5 years ago
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Barron Trump looks like a fuck boi.
thank you that is all
EDIT: following all this save Barron shit i just have to say... Save Barron he seems like a sweet boy. i’m sorry Barron
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 5 years ago
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Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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i want to spend autumn with a boy. i want to steal his sweaters and walk with him to look at the leaves, i want to make candy apples together, i want to hold his hand as we walk through a haunted house, i want to goof around with him in halloween stores. i want to snuggle together and drink coco and just exist with each other. i want to spend autumn with a boy.
*nblm & mlm post*
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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don’t ya just love having homoerotic daydreams when ur supposed to be doing something important
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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me
im a simple man:
1. Im stupid as shit 2. Im gay 3. Im short
its a package deal you get what you pay for
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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some playlists i’ve curated
when you want to be slutty but catholicism has repressed your sexuality (okay YEAH half of it is hozier and sufjan stevens, is anyone surprised?)
i’m sad and i need to fucking cry because i’ve been repressing my emotions my entire life 
i’m so emotionally drained and i need a breath of fresh air. all about that healing, luv 
i’m dealing with a toxic breakup and BOY OH BOY do i need to process it
the perfect playlist to slow-dance to in an open, empty field
i don’t regret loving you, but wow do i ever fucking miss you. you are my musical leitmotif; everything reminds me of you… of us.
I’M SO AFRAID OF COMMITMENT 
summer fling turned sour (it’s entirely in french, though)
i miss you and i promise i won’t ever forget you. (basically if shakespeare’s sonnet no. 55 was ever made into a playlist)
feelin’ absolutely BUCK-WILD tonight! the sun is gone, it’s pitch black, and all i want to do is scream in exhilaration! wow, i’m really feeling that night-time rush. is this how teens in movies feel?
a comprehensive wlw playlist featuring soft, yearning emotions, to anger, to sadness… truly an entire spectrum
Bad Bitch Bangerz
i’m gay and i’m in love with my roommate, but he’s sending me mixed signals and i don’t know what to do (truly any mlm who’s loved a confusing boy will be able to relate to it)
imagine how things could have been if we were still together and i didn’t run away
bitch, i’m a CRAB
things are changing and i’m alright with that
is it simply that the stresses and strains of a long-distance relationship are taking their toll?
I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!
stuck in a painting 
they’re best listened to in order since i’m a nerd and i like it when my playlists make sense, sonically and in terms of narrative. also every image in my spotify were all taken by me! (yes, i have rainbow finger hands,,,,,,) 
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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some playlists i’ve curated
when you want to be slutty but catholicism has repressed your sexuality (okay YEAH half of it is hozier and sufjan stevens, is anyone surprised?)
i’m sad and i need to fucking cry because i’ve been repressing my emotions my entire life 
i’m so emotionally drained and i need a breath of fresh air. all about that healing, luv 
i’m dealing with a toxic breakup and BOY OH BOY do i need to process it
the perfect playlist to slow-dance to in an open, empty field
i don’t regret loving you, but wow do i ever fucking miss you. you are my musical leitmotif; everything reminds me of you… of us.
I’M SO AFRAID OF COMMITMENT 
summer fling turned sour (it’s entirely in french, though)
i miss you and i promise i won’t ever forget you. (basically if shakespeare’s sonnet no. 55 was ever made into a playlist)
feelin’ absolutely BUCK-WILD tonight! the sun is gone, it’s pitch black, and all i want to do is scream in exhilaration! wow, i’m really feeling that night-time rush. is this how teens in movies feel?
a comprehensive wlw playlist featuring soft, yearning emotions, to anger, to sadness… truly an entire spectrum
Bad Bitch Bangerz
i’m gay and i’m in love with my roommate, but he’s sending me mixed signals and i don’t know what to do (truly any mlm who’s loved a confusing boy will be able to relate to it)
imagine how things could have been if we were still together and i didn’t run away
bitch, i’m a CRAB
things are changing and i’m alright with that
is it simply that the stresses and strains of a long-distance relationship are taking their toll?
I LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!
stuck in a painting 
they’re best listened to in order since i’m a nerd and i like it when my playlists make sense, sonically and in terms of narrative. also every image in my spotify were all taken by me! (yes, i have rainbow finger hands,,,,,,) 
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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dude it's not gay if we're both gay bro, since we're both gay, we'll just cancel each other out... bro are you leanin in for a smooch? bro......
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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My friend Carlos threw a hydroflask across the cafeteria and the moment it landed I just heard a goddamn CHORUS of emotionless "sksksksks"
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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me, screaming: if I’m not funny people will realize there is nothing to love abt me!
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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the best part about being a bottom is having emotions, a heart, and personal hygiene
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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same energy
(also they have the exact same face im)
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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I'm gonna make some art and you should too!!!! that's right baby, peer pressure
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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*spongebob narrator voice* ah.. zee mortifying ordeal of being known
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mercutio-the-stabbed · 6 years ago
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dolly parton: your beauty is beyond compare
with flaming locks of auburn hair
with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
your smile is like a breath of spring
your voice is soft like summer rain
dolly parton:
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