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this is insaaaane, our brains are so fucking weird
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same thing with tranny and trannies
loving this new tumblr glitch that places the viewer's url in place of a deactivated one. some kind of horror movie plot about finding your own dead body

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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate
i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal
i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.
anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.
open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.
i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.
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Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s
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moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation




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every time someone says โlook how theyโre looking at each other! theyโre in love!โ about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun
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happy pride to everyone!! the link click cast love you!
+pride icons! use with credit and feel free to rb with a flag req if you want a flag not already on here๐ซถ
the world has been a super scary place for trans people recently, and I want everyone to know that I have and will continue to stand with my community, I love you all. Please keep fighting. If you want to support queer people this pride month, here's a link to the Stonewall Community Foundation's website, where you can directly donate to help out transgender and queer people who are struggling in the US right now.
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So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories youโre 100% convinced are real
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so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.
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roommates don't like my new weapon

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one william dollars and thirty-two gents ๐ง
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