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Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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"beauty sleep" no thanks I sleep like a wretched creature under the gnarled roots of a cursed tree
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Roy Mustang is not the Elric brothers’ found family father figure hes not anyones father figure. He’s like the manager of a mini golf course which is Ed’s summer job and they hate each other.
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