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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

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Can you make these stamps thank you

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"If you know that UK heat is bad why don't you get an aircon"

This flat cannot handle the installation of an aircon.

I do not have aircon money.

If I had aircon money I would spend it on asbestos removal first.

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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I think it's time we put in a 5 year ban on live action movies. The live action remakes have gone too far, I'm sorry.

It's cartoons only until 2030.

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The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

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ghoulbangers: finland, tampere

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Big day for these guys.

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couple staying at the los angeles gay community service center's "lesbian house," photographed by bee ottinger for her thesis, c. 1972-73.

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bert and ernie go to ikea

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his sexuality crisis would NOT involve him researching micro-identites to find the exact one to label his attraction. he's a forty year old man, he's calling himself gay and never thinking about it again

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To double the fun? (nsfw?? undercut)

I don't...think this is explicit? But I could be wrong, scroll at your own risk

Then Matt got eaten until he c*** dry 🤗

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the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

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average mcr interview is like

interviewer: so what’s your guys favorite place to eat out at?

ray: i really like red robin’s. love their robin burgers!

frank: under this fascist government there’s no where safe to eat. (cup o noodle)

gerard: 🚬 🚬 🚬 uhhhm… hmmm.. well that’s a tough one.. hmmm . 🚬 yknow i think that like. well really the best place for US to eat out yknow as a band of fucked up normal guys who do gay shit is like an olive garden… 🚬 they’re really free over there… you can get breadsticks and nobody asks who you are or where you’re going… they never ask what your pro-

mikey: i fucking love eating dude like straight up i’ll eat anywhere

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Happy pride month