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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry. So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful. She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal. He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet... "Oh you have a dick?" "... yeah." He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says "Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride. My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can please my girl but I'll show them!"

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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I very regularly consume entire cans of black olives, juice and all.

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Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

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guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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Even more intriguing, the man who came up with the concept of flying Santa Claus was Washington Irving, the same dude who wrote "The Legend of Sleepy Hallow", another work that features the ghost rider motif.

Taking a class on the oral tradition of storytelling for my library masters and we just finished our first project on story motifs. Mine was on the concept of the "ghost rider", which originates from the story of the wild hunt, ghoulish guys who would race across the sky during yule. This eventually led to later variations like the headless horseman, marvel's ghost rider...

Oh yeah.

And motherfucking Santa Claus.

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Taking a class on the oral tradition of storytelling for my library masters and we just finished our first project on story motifs. Mine was on the concept of the "ghost rider", which originates from the story of the wild hunt, ghoulish guys who would race across the sky during yule. This eventually led to later variations like the headless horseman, marvel's ghost rider...

Oh yeah.

And motherfucking Santa Claus.

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Should I let my kitten hit the penjamin?

Too many young people are vaping, give him a cigarette.

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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we did a good job making "even" have 4 letters and "odd" have 3 letters

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening