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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

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being 4 legged probably feels good as hell you're literally made to be twice as good at walking around. and baby i love walking around

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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

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today is the only day you can reblog this

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

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can't wait for biden to resign from the campaign this sunday, july 21 2024

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There. I have settled it. There can be peace in the streets.

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hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

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I love your personality

thank you! its pieces of everyone ive ever loved

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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother

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Here Is How Bernie Can Still Win This

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all I can see is bad coming out of this like he didn't die so that's it man he's a living martyr for the far right now. things are gonna get scarier than ever??

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i went out for milk and ended up making like 6 new friends, marching in a parade, reuniting with one of my childhood friends, watched a drag queen eviserate a piñata and also forgot to buy the milk