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Amphibiuary day 12: Eat

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i HAVE to stop looking at shelter cats until i'm moved but BUNNY

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Something something "boning".

for 189 measly dollars you can have this little gay boy climbing up on your wall

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🔮 Behold, mortals of the information superhighway! I am Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos, wielder of the arcane, master of the mystical, and the most splendid of spellcasters! 🧙‍♂️

🌟 Gather 'round, ye seekers of wisdom, for I shall regale you with tales of my fantastical exploits! From turning my socks into ferocious beasts (they now roam the lands as "sock-gnolls") to attempting to brew a potion of infinite wisdom (it turned my cat into a philosopher), my wizardry knows no bounds! ✨

🔥 Fear not, for I am a benevolent wizard, here to bring mirth and merriment to your mundane days! Join me on this whimsical journey through the digital realms! ✨

💫 Remember, dear followers, the most powerful magic of all is the magic of laughter! So let us cast aside our woes and embrace the joyous chaos that is the world of Narkissos! 💫

Sincerely,

Archmage Kelzar of Narkissos

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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

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A new, exciting spin on Three Gnomes in a Trench Coat.

my horny ass could NOT be a wizard

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This is why robes are so popular!

my horny ass could NOT be a wizard

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effervescent

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Know your Wizard Rights!

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It seems to me that the wizards here in wizardblr are... disturbingly skewed toward evil. Like, there are just tons of (self-proclaimed) evil wizards and only a handful of good ones. But I'm curious to check whether that's really the case or only a false impression or sampling bias. So, Wizards of Tumblr, heed my poll.

Reblog for larger sample size if you want, or don't; whatever. I'd like to get a representative sample from wizardblr, but don't really need this spreading into the larger Tumblr ecosystem...

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@evilwizard

@your-local-evil-wizard

@newevilwizard

i love tumblr's evil wizard community

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the problem with being creative is that you start to feel very guilty when you haven’t created anything in a while