merusdivineanddeadly

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Love

Merus: I am focused, I am agile, I am concentrated and I’ll earn my universe in no ti- Miza, Iwaza and Kikaza: exist.

Merus: On second though, my universe can wait...

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Positions In Group

Merus: Only sane guy.

Iwaza: Flirty and cold sex maniac. Miza: Alpha bitch.

Kikaza: Dumb blonde(ignore the fact she has violet hair).

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Chapters: 39/39 Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne/Vox, Charlie Magne/Vaggie, Angel Dust/Valentino (Hazbin Hotel) Characters: Vox (Hazbin Hotel), Valentino (Hazbin Hotel), Charlie Magne, Velvet (Hazbin Hotel), Vark | Vox's Shark (Hazbin Hotel), Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Husk (Hazbin Hotel), Niffty (Hazbin Hotel), Lilith Magne, Lucifer Magne, Seviathan Von Eldritch, Helsa Von Eldritch Additional Tags: Domestic Violence, Valentino Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel), Alastor is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel), Everyone is in hell for a reason, Doesn't justify abuse, Bisexuality, Bi Vox, Pan Val(canon), biromantic, Music Video: Addict (Hazbin Hotel), Attempted Rape/Non-Con, Forced Relationship, Bisexual Vox, Canon Bisexual Character Summary:

Sometimes, you have to wonder if life in the Studio is worth it. Sure, Vox knows he's rich, an overlord and a powerful one alongside his comrades, Velvet and Valentino, but it seemed like life wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Then again, what do you expect when you're dating Valentino?

GUYS I’M FINALLY DONE WITH THIS FIC. ALL 39 CHAPS ARE HERE. NOT DEAD! Tell me what you guys think! Love to hear your thoughts and thanks for reading so far! Almost to 6000 hits! 

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Andy and Annie. My Ocs. Decided to make them mixed but light and darker because I wanted some variation.

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Cool!

look at em go!

a little fae run cycle for the first animation i’ve done. it turned out a lot better that i thought it would??

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Are they going to leave?

Grand Minister: Merus, can you please tell your mortal friends to leave? They are really ruining the mood. Merus: But Father, they haven’t done anything. What’s wrong with them being here? Grand Minister: They are all clinging to your legs and Miza is sitting on your lap. It’s really distracting. Merus: Father, come on. They’re just sitting near me, and in Miza’s case, on me. Grand Minister: They shouldn’t even be here, this is our family reunion and they’re just...ruining the atmosphere with their presence. Merus: Father, stop. They’re not doing anything....

Grand Minister: Oh yes they are...they’re annoying me with their mere existence...

[merusdivineanddeadly]

I don’t get it...

Grand Minister: Tell me, what does Merus see in you again? Out of your friends you are...the least intelligent and quite clumsy. Don't’ really see anything too special about you. Kikaza: I dunno! But he likes it whenever I’m a cowgirl! Grand Minister: You are a cow-girl? I don’t see it. Why does Merus like it again?

Kikaza: Oh its super easy! I just gotta ride his di-mmf! Merus: Father, I swear, she said nothing!

Kikaza: Merus, quit covering my mouth! Lemme speak! Merus: You spoke enough. My Father doesn’t need to know this information. Kikaza: Aw man...Can’t we least play again? Merus: Play? Kikaza: You know? I wanna be a cowgirl again! Merus: Perhaps at another time... Let’s just go where my Father isn’t... Grand Minister: I don’t even want to know what that means...

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Plan B

Miza: Hey girls, you notice Merus’s siblings stop whenever we enter the room? Iwaza: Mhm... Kikaza: Yeah, it’s kinda weird. Maybe their shy and they want us to talk to them! Lemme go over there and say hi! Hi Merus’s depressed older brother, hi Merus’s lemony brother! Sour: Gods not again. It’s that annoying girl that Merus brought over. Mohito: And she’s coming closer! Quick...Initiate plan B! Sour: We have a plan B? Mohito: Just do it!

Kikaza: You guys alright? Sour: (Just ignore her, just ignore her, just ignore).

Kikaza: Hey! I’m trying to talk to you guys! Come on, say something! Mohito and Sour:.....

Kikaza: Fine, I’ll leave. You guys are no fun.

Sour: Thank gods that worked...

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Wait a second...

Grand Minister: Hey Merus, what were you doing in your room?  Merus: Nothing. Grand Minister: Are you sure? I feel like something happened in there. Merus: You’re mistaken. Nothing happened, Father.  Grand Minister: And those three girls? Merus: We didn’t do anything. We simply...enjoyed each other’s company... Grand Minister: Oh. Well that sounds fine-Wait a second-MERUS! Get back here and explain yourself..dammit he teleported...

[merusdivineanddeadly]

🍂✨king of the woodland realm✨🍂

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Dang it.

Whis: So its that time of the day. One of us has to go wake Merus up, and it’s not going to be me! Mohito: I did it last time. Korn: And I did it the day before. Sour: Why do I feel like you guys are trying to force me into this? Whis: What? No. Of course not. We just don’t want to do it, meaning YOU have to! So why don’t you do us all a favor and get Merus up.

Sour: Ugh. Fine. He walked over to Merus’s room. 

Sour: Hey Merus, get up! You’ve cooped up in your room all day! What the hells is the hold up and-WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS IN YOUR BED? Iwaza: Hey Merus’s attractive older brother! Miza: Sup! Kikaza: Hey! Merus: Iwaza, I’m going to pretend you didn’t say that...Sour, excuse me, but Iwaza was being rude. Ignore her. Sour: Doesn’t answer the question on WHY ARE THOSE THREE IN YOUR BED? Merus: Because I want them to? It’s not harming anyone. Sour: It’s harmining my eyesight! Wait, are you all naked!? Kikaza: Yeah? Sour: Oh my gods..Look, can you three just put some clothes on? Merus: They will. Though I suggest you leave, I don't want you watching while they change. Sour: Merus, I’ve seen women change before, leaving would require- Merus: GET OUT NOW. Sour: Gods! Fine!

[merusdivineanddeadly]

It got worse

Mohito: I feel like something bad is going to happen.

Sour: Oh come on Mohito, don’t be so dramatic. What is the worst that could possibly happ- Merus opens the door: Guys, I brought friends with me. Sorry I’m late.

Miza, Iwaza and Kikaza: Hey guys! We’re Merus’s friends! Mind making room for us? Sour: I take it back. This family reunion has gotten a whole lot worse...

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Hate

Grand Minister: The idea I have ever hated anyone is a lie. A being such as myself would never spend the time and effort to hate- Miza: Sup old man.

Grand Minister:.......

Miza: Hey old man, ya heard me right? Grand Minister:.....

Miza: Damn, you just got all quiet. Anyhow, just wanted to say, you ain’t bad looking. Nice ass though.

The moment she was gone, he started cursing.

Grand Minister: I take that statement back.  There is ONE person I hate...and it’s that damned woman that Merus likes so much. The fact he likes her and her friends means I can’t do anything.

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Seriously?

Grand Minister: Merus, I’m glad that you’re finally here. Though since you brought those...Ahem...friends with you, I don’t think we’ll have enough seats for them. Merus: Father, it’s fine. I’ll stand. Grand Minister: I’d prefer you not to. Perhaps one of the girls can give up their seat, as they aren’t supposed to be here and this is a family event.

Miza: I got a better idea! Hey, Merus, get your ass over here. Grand Minister: Do not speak to my son like that. Miza:Whatever. Come on Merus. Sit on my lap. Merus: Miza...can we like not do this here? My family is watching. Miza: Who gives a damn? Just sit on my lap.  Merus reluctantly does so, much to the other angel’s frustration. They were hoping Merus told her to screw off, but he was giving into her demands once again.

They were trying to ignore it, but everyone could hear Merus was biting his tongue and making weird noises. Whis: Uh, Merus? What’s with the noises? We’re trying to eat you’re just making these weird sounds and you haven’t touched your plate. Merus:No.....reason...Ngh.. Whis: What was that? Merus: What? Whis: That noise you just made. I heard it. Why are you making these strange noises. Merus: Its nothing....Ah! Miza stop touching me! Apparently that’s the Grand Minister needed to hear because he immediately teleported Miza out of the chair.

Grand Minister: Alright, enough. You are going to be sitting FAR away from Merus since you can’t keep your hands together.... And that was how Miza managed to ruin dinner. Because shortly afterwards, Whis conicindellly decided to leave on a short stomach as did everyone else.

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Hey.

Vados: Hey Margarita, you notice those mortal women Merus brought with them? Margarita: Notice? Of course I did. They cling to Merus’s side and DON’T LEAVE DESPITE BEING TOLD NOT TO. I swear, Merus has gone soft, he lets those three walk all over him and they care not one bit about personal space.  Vados: I know. Perhaps they don’t get it. Margarita: Nonsense. I told them multiple times to respect Merus’s personal space and it goes through one ear and out the other. Those three are deaf when it comes to things they don’t like.

Vados: I don’t get why Merus likes them so much. They’re quite the bother. And Father doesn’t think too highly of them. Margarita: Can’t blame him when those three act like children. I guarantee you that those three won’t be going away anytime soon.

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Don’t like them

Merus: Sour, Mohito, do you two dislike Miza, Iwaza and Kikaza? Mohito: What? No...Of course not, Merus. We’re just perfectly fine with your friends. Why wouldn’t we? Sour: Yes, Merus. We just love your...friends... Merus: Sour, Mohito, you are terrible liars. I can tell you are lying. Mohito: Can you blame us? Those three are annoying as hells. Not only did you bring them here without any warning, but they almost never leave your side, meaning we have to tolerate their presence..

Sour: And they have no concept of personal space....

Merus: Look, the girls are just...clingy. Mohito: And that somehow justifies their presence at OUR FAMILY REUNION? You know, between FAMILY, not RANDOM MORTALS YOU HAPPEN TO BE FRIENDS WITH. Merus: They’re my students... Sour: Don’t get why, they aren’t special and I see nothing in them that’d be worth training them....

[merusdivineanddeadly]

Tolerating them

Grand Minister: Oh hello Merus...I see you brought your...friends along. Not to be rude, but I’d really prefer if you told them to go away. Their presence is not required and it’d be a hindrance for them to stay. Merus: But Father, they’re my students... Grand Minister: Really? Them? Merus, couldn’t you have picked anyone but them? They aren’t exactly...brimming with potential and I’ve seen way better. What exactly do you see in them that would make training them even worth a second of your time.

Miza: Well we do have a foursome to make up for it, so there’s that. Grand Minister: Oh my gods...why? Merus, please don’t tell me you’ve been...having relationships with these three? Merus: Father, I understand your reluctance, but the girls aren’t useless. They have shown to have a benefit for me. Grand Minster: By benefit, do you mean, sexual favors? Iwaza: Well duh. Obviously. Kikaza: I mean, how else are we gonna repay him? Grand Minister: Figures, Merus’s interests don’t align with yours. I doubt you three could really do anything physically that my son would be interested in. Of course, intercourse was the only thing you four could think of...

Merus: Father, they’re not that bad. I mean, sure, I’m not supposed to have a relationship with anyone, but give them a chance. They aren’t that bad. Grand Minister: Of course they aren’t....Oh well, we can chat later. Go have...fun somewhere. But don’t do anything too....crazy. I don’t want to hear anything about you four doing things together. When they left, the Grand Minister put his hands in the air.

Grand Minister: FINALLY! They’re gone! I thought they’d never leave!   Those three have been the bane of my existence since they stepped foot in this palace. Ever since Merus brought them here, they’ve done NOTHING but RUIN everything they touch, they even got Merus in this stupid relationship and he’s more interested in having sex with them than focusing on his studies! Thankfully, I’m holding out that Merus loses interest in them. Those three are one trick ponies, once Merus starts getting bored he’ll end this so called ‘relationship and we can finally get back to normal. And if he does ‘care’ about those three, they’ll eventually die, meaning Merus will have to move on anyhow. Personally hoping its the former, Merus will probably go into a slump if they die and I’d prefer not to deal with that....