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hi can you post something funny i just witnessed a horrible wishing well incident (wet) and i fear the worst if i dont become of a chuckle or two right now

oh god oh fuck jesus im so sorry for your loss. imagine if there was a person but this wasnt your ordinary person imagine theyre doing a silly face. fuck im sorry charlotte jesus i wish there was anything i could do to help at all. okay now the guy is walking and he slipped on a banana peel. take care of yourself okay and the guy juststepped on a rake and it hit him like sideways bob from the simpsons

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LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! ONE AT A TIME PLEASE ✋🏻

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A rage that protects

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look man, all im saying is that the odyssey/banaza team should make a bowser game where he has a bunch of new family members with spiked shells and shit. throw in fun gameplay, transformations, cameos from the koopalings, kamek, whatever. princess peach is brought up constantly but never appears

maybe bowser has a SISTER who is TALL and HOT. maybe bowser has an EX BOYFRIEND

easiest slam dunk in the world, a victory for perverts and nintendorks alike

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anyone ever get a bit too obsessed with a character in such a short timespan that you end up seeing them appear in your vision once for a second when you close your eyes?

asking because i was bored asf earlier today and dozing off and i jolted awake because i saw Koishi appear right as i closed my eyes

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I am very excited to give Nana creature feature style moments in Beanstalked

I NEED her to hunt some guards during a rescue mission and snatch them up one by one

She HAS to grab a man by the ankle and drag him away into the shadows as he claws at the ground, screaming for help before a sickening CRUNCH silences him

I want a group of big, strong, tough, and corrupt guardsmen to get done in by Nana because they locked her Jack, Pin, Kai, and Ashe up but ignored her due to the belief she was too small and blind to be a threat

No one realized she's the only member of the Fabled Five with no mercy until her fangs are in their neck

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Wrote the following while listening to Purge event from ENA on loop and drunk with tiredness, okay, enjoy it if you want to:

HELLO, for the first time in a while the party has started, no one knows why it did (me included) but who cares? Laura does.

We've known each other for a shockingly short amount of time, but I guess getting taken at around the same time is something that brings people closer together.

We're both from Manhattan (I'm actually not sure if the city exists anymore?) and, more importantly, we're the only two speaking humans here.

'I think the punch is drinkable after boiling it at the fire, you doing alright?' she asks concerned.

I guess being hunched over mumbling into a log isn't the best look huh? Ugggh, how do I say it without sounding insane???

"Yeah, just thinking at the gnome in this stump things that can read my brain'

She immediately pulls me to the side and inspects the stump with her pocket knife.

'Did they bite you?' She asks while staring intently at the log.

'Nah'

'Where they Smurf-like or Dreamworks-like?'

'Uhh, neither?, they were like, spectres I guess?'

'Oh, it's just some floaters' she sighs with relief and puts her knife away as the gnomelings emerge from the crevices like shapeless soap bubbles and slowly start moving upwards.

'Don't scare me like that, okay?'

'Sorry…"

'It's alright, just… please come up with better words to describe any fuckers you see?'

A tall order, but it was manageable, The disco ball that passed as a sun was already half covered by the metal sheet. Soon the only natural light would be the stars from the round horizon, barring any sudden forest fires lighting up the sloping terrain.

'We should really get back to town soon'

'Yeah, just let me pick up my batch of water'

'Do we really need that? We can get plenty of blue raspberry from the river'

'I'm gonna stab Stan if I can't get a sip of flavorless water soon.'

'Aww, don't be like that, we can get some drinks at the bar if ya' really want something different, besides you know that hurts them'

'Sam, they're a giant blob of slime'

'I meant like, emotionally and stuff'

'They like it'

I started heading back before we got into another argument about our roommate's kinks.

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part of me wants to get into making fucked up little minecraft mods

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For a while I thought that You Don’t Know Jack was a psychological thriller/game proclaiming that you didn’t know this character and the whole point was figuring out who Jack was. Turns out it was just a standard trivia game.

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But, sure, Four art stronger than Three. And many other numbers, et cetera,

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A proto elf primate seems like a viable assumption, though one must remember that the only sapient species descendent from primates are humans, the ability to select adequate pebbles might have been sufficient evolutionary pressure to develop opposable thumbs.

My hypothesis is that elves descend from a subspecies of rabbit native to an environment without sufficient running-away-space, leading to them finding other ways of defense. The resemblance elves have to rabbits both in ear length and cuteness is undeniable.

at first I was liek <(^_ᗜ)>

but then I was liek <(눈_ᗜ)>

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wouldn't it be really funny if right outside the edge of the observable universe there was an anti-observable universe and that's where all the antimatter that's Supposed to exist went

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Scientists have developed brain-like "organoids" from stem cells, creating a new model to safely and ethically test cognitive responses to pain and drugs. The lead researcher assures that, while organoids can perceive pain, "their simple minds have no concept of suffering".

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Great analysis, kinda fell into the trap of taking that lyric at face value for a while. It’s also worth pointing out how suburbia was designed to be a sort of quiet place/void, without any of the ‘uncivilized’ stuff of the city, which meant they had to have a culture of superiority and purity.

"hey fuck your culture, i aint got no culture" iz such an inchresting lyric 2 me becauze of how wrong it iz

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There’s the serial killer wing holding their tools and the cereal killer wing holding all the surviving, sentient cereal boxes from the 80’s. Also I misread it as you ‘dating’ the artifacts, as in organizing and figuring out where they go in the museum according to the reports, and I was all in reading Hypnospace type databases while a feral magic knife was in a box in front of me.

Game where you run a museum of haunted artifacts and you just date them

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Light World Ralsei pt. 3!!!!!!!! Meet my new Deltarune OC... Uh, Sir Ruffocument? Yeah, sure.

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One could go about it by Pokémonising it, turn the casino into stadiums, tweak all games to be more about skill, leave tables for people to challenge each other. You get nothing but prestige and some congratulations as a reward, maybe a trophy if you’re good enough.

Slot machines and wholly random ‘games’ would give you like, figurines/art/cards/whatever as selected/created by the local community around the stadium, you get a few spins per week/month with no way to skip the waiting time, you could trade with other players there for ones you like. Is this anything?

Wait how will there be gambling under communism if we don't have money?

your concern about communism is ... lack of gambling?