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do you like homestuck

whats that

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It says "Invest"

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Maybe if we get the Director flustered enough she'll concede?

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(Hey... they're looking, SUPER flustered, actually.) (Maybe if you could push them further, they'd quit?)

(You and Odile make eye contact.) (Instantly the two of you are on the same page.) (With that plan in motion...)

Okay, I'll admit it. They're VERY adorable.

Wh-wh-wh-wh-whAT?!

Oh yes, you could almost find them endearing when like this.

Guys, come on.

Mhm, this is my cutie shmoopy.

GH- NO????

Ah, yes, my silly little goose.

AH?????

My lovely itty bitty bug!

My freaky-

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It me.

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Testing out the new tumblr photoset feature. 

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show Isabeau that the Director really is just a tiny little fella right now. Give fey a head pat with your finger, or something like that.

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Look! See? They're harmless!

SKLFJSLDJFL:SFJ

...Indeed, they have not evaporated you.

YET. SIFFRIN, PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THE CRABBING EVIL GOD?!

What did that feel like? Their head looks dangerous.

It was hot like a potato!

I'M NOT A POTATO!

Then stop acting like a potato.

Have you all gone insane? The Director gets cuter, and you all lose all sense of what's at stake here?!

C-CUTER?!?????

(The Director crumbles up like a piece of paper.) (Are they getting flustered?) (They're such a weirdo.)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(Oops, you forgot Mirabelle was watching!)

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oh IM the scary one now?

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Oh, I'M the scary one now?

EEEK!

(The Director is shaking like a leaf.) (Did you actually hit a nerve there?) (Are they... actually scared of you?)

Siffrin, don't make that face?!

What? What face?!

…You look like you're feeling sorry for this… THING!!!

I am NOT a thing! I am a powerful, evil villain god! And I'm going to put you all under my Theater Curse and play my games!

It's a little hard to take them seriously like this. You've got to admit-

Siffrin, he's killing you.

Yeah, so?

...What?

I-I-I mean, I mean, they can't, really, do anything right now? They're just a tiny little fella?

Just a tiny- They're still a God. This is all part of their plan!

(You REALLY doubt the Director planned to be pea sized.)

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Pick the Director up by the scruff of faer neck and place them on the board

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(Welp, you need to finish the game, eventually.)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! PUT ME DOWN! DON'T HURT ME!

I'm not, stop whining! Go get your stupid checkers piece and let's play.

O-Oh... hahahaha, I th-thought, for a second...

(What?) (That'd you pick them and crush them?)

(...Tempting, but no.) (Small or not, you're pretty sure they'd kill you back.) (You don't know how, but they would!)

(Maybe bite you to death?) (With their itty bitty teeths?)

Hehehehe...

You're scaring me now...

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xe is likely small enough to toss across the room...

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NOOO! DON'T TOSS ME!

I never said anything about throwing you.

(...But maybe you should have been thinking of that.) (Toss them across the room like an orange.) (Pheeeeeeee.) (Splat.)

(But, ah, it's your turn.) (You move your piece, Isabeau takes his turn next.) (Nothing of note.)

...Tragedy, I cannot reach the board now.

Ok? So? Just get big again.

...I cannot. You all pinned me to the "small role."

...What?

Are you saying you are powerless to how we define you? How interesting.

…It's not that simple! You have to truly believe it.

So, is that why I find you annoying?

Tragedy! That was so mean???

I think your existence is uncalled for, and yet, you continue to exist.

...Tragedy, please believe I am big and strong so I can stop being bullied.

Why do you think I'm going to help you????

Because we're on the same team!

And that's your fault!

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Okay, okay, my turn! My turn!

(You watch as everyone else takes their first turn.) (This early on, it won't matter what you do with your pieces yet.)

...So, you're the big bad deity out to end the world. You look much smaller than I expected.

I could crush you like a bug, you're so small.

A-Ah-!

(The Director... hides from everyone's view?) (WAIT, DID THEY LITERALLY SHRINK?) (THEY CAN DO THAT?????)

What a pathetic act.

Please stop making fun of me! I'm the villain! You should all fear me!

If they keep shrinking, I could fit them in my pocket. There's nothing scary about that, aside if I forget to take you out on laundry day.

Please, don't laundry me!!!!

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איזה יום נוראי לדבר בו בשפת הקודש ☺️

אה כן, שלושת המגדרים: ימין, שמאל, ומרכז.

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Quick mspaint Krusie while I lose my mind working on a design project

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First time drawing an actual background kinda nervous...

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I'm doing a poll, but I actually want this to spread to avoid selection bias as much as a tumblr poll can, so please reblog?

Please only pick the NB options if you do not fit into the trans masc/femme options, i.e. agender, bigender, etc

Sorry, I only got 12 questions I wanted to ask about intersex people, too, but yah

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i like trees, they've got-

*leaves*

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