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Bumper sent this to my gf, she did not believe when I said it was Bumper-
Thanks buddy
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“ytttttttttttt'HG“
Bumper please don’t interrupt me while I’m procrastinating my final project- -Mod Beep
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Okay google came up with something about nutrition. I think she wants my lunch.
This is advanced begging.
-Mod Squonk
‘4r’
A code in brief, but a code nonetheless. To google I go.
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‘4r’
A code in brief, but a code nonetheless. To google I go.
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DAISY, YOUR BALANCE IS BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT ALCOHOL. No gin for you! not sure if I could find an gin if I wanted one anyway
-mod Squonk
Hey Mod Beep,
Daisy wants you to know something. Specifically:
‘7ji’ She typed that one into your DMs while I was AFK. What do you suppose it means? - mod Squonk
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[p-aq
It’s Daisy. Of course it’s Daisy. What do you want from me, you foul demon of a cat?
-Mod Squonk
#cats#cat owner problems#cat keyshmashes#messages from your cat#mod squonk#I love her but must she cram her butt in my face while I play subnautica
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Bumper this is just advanced.
“' ?" @67″
Amazing. -Mod Beep
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DAISY HOW COULD YOU, I TRUSTED YOU!!!
-mod Beep
P.s. she wants 7 j(g)in shots, I can't believe her.
Hey Mod Beep,
Daisy wants you to know something. Specifically:
‘7ji’ She typed that one into your DMs while I was AFK. What do you suppose it means? - mod Squonk
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Daisy’s message to all you beautiful people out there!
“3ažsxZ sw”
-Mod Squonk (And Daisy, who is laying on my arm in an awkward position to keep her off of my laptop)
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Hey Mod Beep,
Daisy wants you to know something. Specifically:
‘7ji’ She typed that one into your DMs while I was AFK. What do you suppose it means? - mod Squonk
#cats#cat owner problems#cat keyshmashes#messages from your cat#mod squonk#Daisy likes to chat to my friends it seems
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Now Daisy has a message for @aph-shy!
‘wsdc’ I hope you're ready, Shy! Daisy typed this directly into your chat box right here on Tumblr! -mod Squonk
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Daisy has some urgent words for me!
‘ÿpoltktfr;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;dx’ ‘mas8 //////////////// ........,,,,,,,,,,,’
Admittedly, the ‘mas’ on the second one might have been typed out already- I was trying to fix my master volume on my computer, which Daisy somehow locked. She’s talented. -Mod Squonk
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Excuse you Bumper
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It doesn’t take an expert to know what this means. Excuse me while I go pet the hell outta my cat. -Mod Beep
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More keysmashes from Bumper:
‘yuhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr-\\\\\\\\\\‘
Bumper were you agreeing with me on something I forgot? -mod Beep
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Remember how Daisy knocked the books off of the shelf? I put them on a chair to keep them safe...

Which she has now knocked down again, because she’s a jerk. Also she’s left me a rather cryptic message:
‘90’
- mod Squonk
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Not to alarm you, Beep, but Bumpy Boi over there may be a time traveler. -mod Squonk
A post vet code from Bumper
879
what could this mean Bumper??? -mod Beep
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A post vet code from Bumper
879
what could this mean Bumper??? -mod Beep
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