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Wdym. That's mine and Levi's son. Shut up.

That’s levi’s and I’s son, just thought yall should know.

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I swear to jfc.

Me : never degrade yourself for a man

Also me :

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As a person with glasses and Curly hair , I think I know What Levi would call me.

How the Aot men would call their S/O || ❀❦

Characters: Eren Yeager, Armin Arlert, Jean Kristein, Reiner Braun, Porco Galliard, Zeke Yeager, Levi Ackerman

Warnings: Sfw, Cringe, Writer is young and doing this for fun, I really dont think there is any warnings needed I dont believe the following content is triggering in any way, mentions of freaky Reiner ig?...

Note: I suddently had a brainstorm of ideas and I had to RUN to write this before I forget somethings 😭. Anyways, I really tried to make this as accurate to the characters as possible! But I'm sorry about the unequal amount of writting for each character 😔

Eren Yeager

Babe

• He really isnt a nicknames person, he usually calls you by your name since he can get pretty embarassed about showing PDA, and he also just finds your name pretty.

•But he mostly just calls you babe, simple and cute. Against popular belief, I think Eren is pretty clueless about love, and he is also kind of shy. I cannot invision him saying love or hottie, however babe is something I can easily imagine him calling his S/O dont you think?

Armin Arlert

Beautiful, Honey, Gorgeous

•He loveeeees complimenting you omgg 😭

• Any time he adresses you its always a synonym of pretty or sweet!

• He is SO good at it too, poetically he would find the ways to appreciate you so romantically it makes you feel like the most wanted person ever.

• His always careful of how he adresses you and about how he talks to you, he dosent want you to feel uncomfortable nor unwanted

Jean Kristein

Beautiful, Babe, My love

• It was mentioned he is an artist, I imagine he would also call you his muse and his inspiration and have a sketch book full of beautiful drawings of you

• Analizing how he talked about/ to Mikasa and Historia and the way he complimented them...this man is on god a yearner, would try to seem cool and unbothered but he so isnt, If you where to leave him he would be so desperste for you back.

• He brags about you like crazy, "Me and beautiful are going on a date tomorow so I cant hang our with yalls lonely asses" he would so say that. "Babe...you look stunning, like the woman of my dreams" he thinks his flirty and cool with it

Reiner Braun

Love, Hot stuff, Godess, Seetness, Beautiful

•You CANNOT tell me this isnt very fitting for him lmao, for both of his personalities.

• Referencing how he usted to call Historia, he used to take every chance he got to compliment her in some way or even just thinking about marriying her. HE IS SUCH A YEARNER OMGGG

•He would definetly do the exact same for you but since your official he would worship everything about you, your biggest fan.

• This mf is a pervert lets not lie to ourselves here 😭 Checking out the female titan while being in the middle of a tricky situation, the way he stared at Historia when she took a part of her skirt off, and LITTERALLY SNIFFING THE LETTER SHE WROTE?? Yeah I can bet EVERYTHING on the fact that he is a damn SIMP, WORSHIPPER, YEARNER of his S/O, he would definetly casually call you hottie, sexy and hot stuff.

• That aside I think he would be very sweet too, your the happiest thing in his miserable life and he is very vocal about it.

Porco Galliard

Babe, Pretty face

•Like Eren except he is not that shy lmao

• "You think your pretty face can save ya from this unacceptable behavior huh?" he LOVES to tease.

• If he is angry or in a Bad mood and says something that might come off bad blooded, he adds an appreciative name after it so you know he isnt mad at you, never you.

Zeke Yeager

Dear, Darling

• Its simple, true and affectionate. Type of person to say dear after your name whenever Talking to you.

• Did you ser how he praised pieck? Yeah that definetly you, he would praise you and say stuff like "Thats right darling! " "(Y/N) dear as intelligent as expected" "Darling, you know I Love you,But thats ridiculous" "Ill ser you later My dear"

• Also forgot to add that he loves to use "My (Y/N)" before saying your name, he loves to tease lmao, your blushibg face is everything to him. He likes PDA and he'll get mad If you refuse to kiss him or hug him in public

Levi Ackerman

•Now he is a special case, he wouldnt call you any of those generic nicknames or compliments.

•Looking at how he calls Eren a brat, Hange four eyes and Zeke bearded shit. Then I think he would definetly have a special insult (With love) for you, so depending on your looks or specifuc personality trait, then he would have a specific nickname just for you.

• NEVER, NEVEEEER will you see him say something like the "queen of my heart" or some corny stuff like that. He is NOT vocal about his feelings, he shows you his love by his actions, the only verbal love you'll Get from him is reassurance and comfort whenever your feeling down

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I like how People Just assume I hate Mikasa the moment I say I like Eren The most in AOT. Mf I'd love to be railed by both of them at the same time.

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Ykw , yeah.

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Me lob this

Hange going full mad scientist here,

Hange: yes, grow my creation, grow and show the world my brilliance mwahahahahaha.

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This gotta be some sort of sign cus The moment I scrolled to this , Lana's Song started playing , Mind you , Spotify was on Shuffle. Omg.

I’ve got my eyes on you.

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"Attack on titan OST this" "Attack on titan OST that" this bitch made me cry at 2 AM. The sunset scene and The last scene Where Armin Hugs Eren with this in the bg Is Insane.

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will Levi Ackerman oppose your desire to have a cat?

.... yes

to him, cats are nothing but a headache. a cat means fur on the carpet, on his clothes, in the air, scratched-up couches and beds, objects knocked off tables. a cat means vacuuming twice, maybe even three times more than usual. it also means dealing with a litter box and its foul smell. he could certainly live more in peace if there were no cat in the house

why would you need a cat?

"they're cute," you'd reason. he’ll scowl in disapproval. is that cuteness really worth the mess, the effort it takes just to keep things clean?

after trying, and failing, to convince that stubborn man, you decide to let go of your desire to have a cat.

until... next week.

he comes home from work with a cat. the exact breed and color you’d been dreaming of. he hands you the cage with a click of his tongue.

“your pleas had been haunting my mind,” he mutters. “so here’s your... creature. just make sure it doesn’t cause too much trouble.”

now, you have two cats in the house

he’s not jealous of it, even if you spend less time with him and more with the new pet. in fact, he seems content seeing you so happy, spoiling the cat with treats, toys, and a fancy scratching post.

Levi also acts like he wants nothing to do with it. he gives it food and water, sure, but he doesn't really pet or touch it, and if he does, he'll wash his hands immediately. but for some reason... the cat seems curious about him. you see him reading a book on the couch when the cat suddenly walks over and rubs its head against his leg. Levi glances down at it, looking disinterested, then lets it curl up and fall asleep on his foot as he quietly continues reading.

later, you spot the cat following him around as he mops the floor. it weaves between his steps, running around the freshly mopped floor, then licks his ankle.

with a sigh, he sets the mop aside. “come here, you little furball,” he mutters, carefully picking up the cat, making sure its fur doesn’t touch his clothes. he puts it to its cage and taps the door twice.

“you’re only allowed out once i’m done. understood?”

the cat lets out a single meow. satisfied, Levi turns back to cleaning.

and on another occasion, when you just finished bathing the cat, you find Levi crouching down next to it, petting its fur with quiet affection.

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If my husband ain't like this I don't want him.

Levi sat in the waiting room, cradling your tiny baby girl as if she were made of glass. For the first time ever Levi looked completely defenseless as he watched her tiny hands reach for his shirt, her small form bundled snugly in a soft blanket.

You couldn't help but smile at the sight. "Levi, she's going to be okay," you assured him, placing a hand on his arm.

He huffed softly, his eyes never leaving your daughter's face. "I know that," he replied, though the slight hesitancy in his voice betrayed him. "It's just a shot."

"Exactly," you chuckled. "Just a shot."

He'd faced down Titans, survived countless battles, but nothing—absolutely nothing—terrified him more than the thought of his little girl in pain, even for something as routine as a vaccination shot.

"She's going to be fine, it's just a quick shot, and we're done."

Just when he was about to answer, the nurse appeared in the doorway with a clipboard in hand. "We're ready for you now."

The nurse led the way into the examination room, which he immediately glanced around the room.

"When was this room last sanitized?" he asked the nurse.

"Just this morning, sir," she replied, "We maintain strict hygiene protocols."

As the nurse prepared the syringe, Levi's hand tightened just a little. "Will it hurt her much?" he asked.

"Just a little pinch, she'll be just fine." The nurse assured him.

You rested a hand on Levi's back. "Do you want me to hold her?"

He shook his head. "No, I've got her." he sat down, keeping your daughter. The nurse cleaned your daughter's tiny arm, Levi leaned down, his voice soft—a tone you'd never heard from him before. "It's alright, sweetheart."

A quick pinch, a brief moment of surprise, and then a small wail erupted from her lips.Levi winced, his heart visibly breaking at the sound. He began to rock her gently, "Shh, it's okay. You're so brave."

Her cries faded to quiet hiccups as she burrowed into his chest, tiny fingers clutching his shirt.

"You did great," you whispered, pressing a kiss to his cheek.

"She's the one who was brave," he whispered, wiping the tears off her cheeks.

The nurse smiled as she made her notes. "She's a tough little one. Must take after her parents."

Levi stood carefully, "Thank you," he said, still rocking your baby.

Walking out of the clinic, you could see the tension finally leaving his shoulders. "Maybe next time, it won't be so hard," he mused.

"For her or for you?" You teased elbowing him in his arm, and he shot you an unimpressed look. But to you it was almost funny— Levi Ackerman had been completely and utterly conquered by a tiny girl who couldn't even hold her own head up yet.

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I want Hange As my bestie. They'd be so nice and supportive and energetic (my fav type of people obviously). And They'd have the best "did you know"s. Plus I'll tell them a lotta facts. They'd be the best when it comes to gossip . Idc. fight me.

JUST GIMME A HANGE ZOË. DAMN.

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Chat Why am I smiling and giggling at this even though I'm only 5'2" 🫠

He’ll scoff when you bend down to kiss his cheek. He’ll mutter a dry “Tch. Get out of my face.”

But here’s the truth: Levi loves tall people. He loves you. And your height? Yeah, he loves that too, but won't show it. He will always look incredibly annoyed and pretend that it pisses him off, but deep down he finds it quite sexy.

He will pull you down by your shirt collar when he really wants a kiss — grumbling something about you “being too damn far.” He will pretend your long legs are “annoying” when you walk too fast. He will complain that his neck hurts because he has to lift his head every time to look into your eyes.

But behind that usual glare? He loves it.

He loves the way your height makes you stand out in a room.

Loves how your hugs wrap fully around him, like a shield.

He’ll act grumpy, sure. But Levi will always find a way to reach you. And even if you are much taller than him, it will not stop him.

Your typical conversation would look like:

Y/N: “You called me a walking tree yesterday.” Levi: “A very attractive tree. Shut up and bend down.” Y/N: “So you do like my height?” Levi: “...Tch. Shut up and get down here, I want to kiss you.”

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Me obviously 🤷

levi ackerman

photo study

guess who the kidnapper is 👀

reference btw

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For some reason , I feel like Armin would LOVE taylor swift? Like.....The vibes are perfect for him almost.

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Scrub me zaddy . I'm sorry that's the first thing that came into my mind. Please ignore this.

I’m captain goddamn Levi, I murder titans and scrub the fuck out of floors

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"Levi makes tea for you as a sign of affection."

........then he hates me. Because I hate Tea. Idek I don't like the taste.