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[eydilily]

had a bit of time today to practice chibis with gempearl :]

[imnotditzy]

I know I’ve been just posting about Fawcett recently but wait.

Fawcett with Bridge Trolls.

Hear me out.

Every once in a while a random troll will take up shop on a bridge in Fawcett, demanding people to answer their riddles. Failure results in death. (Unless, they can work something out.)

They stay there until someone can answer their riddles, which disrupts the flow of traffic so severely that all broadcasts warn about them the same way they go about bad weather or a traffic jam.

I imagine Captain going up to the bridge troll of the month, trying (and failing) to answer the riddles then getting flattened to the ground so many times before relenting and asking Solomon. But he never learns his lesson.

And he never gets it right.

Once he tried 78 times and only relented because he had monitor duty. He left a crater in the bridge to the point the thing was split in two.

How I imagine it would go:

Troll: You must answer my riddles three, if you wish to get past me.

Cap: Three? Last troll only gave one!

Troll: The rise of riddles is your fixation, but I propose you look at inflation. Cap: Oh. That makes sense, but uh— I need you to leave.

Troll: From this bridge you ask me to cease, but I shall’t leave without my peace.

Cap: *sigh* Okay, hit me with it.

Troll: Answer the riddle you must do stat, or else you will end up flat. Riddle one I will declare, for time I wish to spare; With a mouth but unable to digest, with a bed but not of rest. 

Cap: uh…

Cap: A blanket?

Troll: Wrong!

captain is crushed by the trolls fists and is pummeled into the bridge.

[zabiyakalii]

> felt today to redraw the old hermitcraft thingy.

[4drianaaaa]

lover | Hamzahthefantastic

not smth big but a lil cute hc’s + a lil blurb at the end ;) sfw <33 + fem reader!

• He loves having pictures of you on his phone, his wallpaper, profile pictures, widgets, and he even has a little collection of Polaroid pictures of you!

• He ADORES when you compliment him no matter what it is your complimenting him on. He’ll melt.

• He’s definitely a listener, especiallyyyy when you yap about almost anything. He’ll make sure to have his undivided attention on you. He loves when you’re so passionate about a topic, he’ll listen for hours.

• He defffff makes sure your his main priority. Always checking up on you and how you’re feeling.

• Whenever he gets the chance, he’ll always bring you up in a video or podcast. He can’t get enough of you

"dude your always bringing her up” Martin sighed into the mic, “bro your just jealous of my wonderful relationship with my beautiful, gorgeous, stunning girlfriend! anyways…”

• You’ve noticed in your relationship he doesn’t stick to a certain type of love language. He’d buy you gifts, listen to you, have his hands all over you, and even saying how he’s the luckiest man earth

• 100% has a dedicated playlist for you and it’s obviously being played 24/7.

• He loves your parents and your parents adore him too! He always says how they created such a beautiful daughter

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🐇| you saw Hamzah on the couch as his fingers moved around the laptop on his lap as you had just came back from work. “How was work baby?” He closed his laptop as you sighed “not good at all, manager was on my ass the whole day!” You slipped off your shoes as he wrapped his arms around your waist as his head rested on top of your head as he kissed the top of your head, “Want me to help you with that? Maybe a bath? A message? I’ll order you something if you’re hungry? Your favorite spot is open right now” He smirked as you faced him as you smiled “it’s okay babe, you literally make any day for me better” your arms wrapped around his neck as he placed kisses on your forehead as ‘nap queen’ hoodie radiated heat to you which relaxed you a little.

[vanitasgolden]

Hermits and horses. No explanation

[luka-is-slightly-odd]

headcanon that sqh spent an inordinate amount of time writing headconons abt mbj which means that mbj is ABSURDLY good at the most unexpected things. He is an expert ballet dancer. he plays the pipe organ. his flower arrangements stun and awe. he cant cook for shit but man does he know how to make a margarita. he is god’s speciallest favourite little boy. he knits like a motherfucker and his passion for violin making is unmatched.

[marylily-my-beloved]

Mary Macdonald was not a simple person at all. From the outside she looked like the prettiest girl ever, styled curls, make up always done, nails done, her accessories always look the best on her, you’d think she’s one of those self-centered girls who only care about hair, makeup, and making fun of ‘ugly’ people. You see her and you’re jealous of her, you think she’s rude and annoying just because she looks confident. It’s the complete opposite

Mary Macdonald tried her hardest to be kind to everyone she could, she complemented people when she could, and she never thought people were actually ugly, just their words or their actions. She was always very hard on herself, especially whenever she got a bad grade. She worked hard to get into top 5, her motto ‘As long as you’re in top 5’ because top 5 is enough. You can be 5th, 4th, 3rd, 2nd, or 1st and you’re in the top five, you are good enough. She had to be up there in the smart people, the pretty people, the athletic people, she had to be at least top 5. She had to be seen, and if she was in top 5, she was seen, and she was loved.

She was always worried about the subjects she couldn’t do, but she found herself weak if she tried to ask for help. She couldn’t ask for help from her teachers, her friends, and especially not anyone in the top 5. She struggled by herself if she ever did struggle, she never told anybody. She couldn't, it would make her weak, it would make her less than everyone else. She started struggling with her body image, but instead of telling anyone, she struggled alone. She pretend she thought she was the best, and the prettiest (or in the top 5) and nobody realised. Nobody could realize.

She tried her hardest to hide the part of her she hated, and instead made everybody see the parts of herself she loved. She fell into making her body the perfect body, but nobody realised that she wasn't. Nobody knew enough about her, to know how she struggled, she hid the sadness and anger and hatred from everybody. Even if all her friends were her friends, and they all loved her so, she couldn't show that to them, it wasn't fair.

She loved her friends as much as she could, she valued quality over quantity, she didn't care about romantic partners if she didn't have friends. In her mind, the people she surrounded herself with were the parts that reflected her the most. She tried to make herself very enjoyable to be around, so she eventually became a big people pleaser. She noticed the little things about people, and eventually the people around her noticed the little things about her. She tried to make everybody better before herself.

[cosmiclion]

For the NSFW headcanon game I would love to read your thoughts on T = toys for Yuuri and Viktor. 🤭

Naughty! 🤭 But ask and ye shall receive:

T= Toys (I'm counting anything you can get in a sex shop lmao).

-Naturally, the first time Yuuri stepped into a sex shop was with Viktor, who insisted on checking it out as soon as he spotted it (and Yuuri just can't say no to Vitya's pleading eyes). He spent the first few minutes wishing he had brought his face mask and hat while Viktor walked around looking at everything like an overexcited puppy ("Oh my god Yuuri, I didn't know there were so many different flavors of condoms and lube!") until a particular bondage set caught his attention. Viktor would look really good in those wrist and ankle cuffs, and Yuuri's kinky Eros side would really like to give his naughty coach a good spanking with that paddle 😈

-Though Viktor has had his fair share of relationships in the past, he doesn't have a lot of experience with toys. But there’s one that has a special place in his heart and it’s a simple set of dice that Chris gave to him (“Just a little something to celebrate your Yuuri moving in with you, consider this my housewarming present, dear ;)”). The first one shows different body parts, the second one different actions and the third one different locations. The first time he and Yuuri used them they got “tickle ear in the bathtub”…

-Realistically speaking, in bed Viktor and Yuuri wouldn’t always do the, ah, more intense stuff, as that requires some preparation (plus they’d have to make sure they don’t have practice or any straining activities after). But when they do, the preparation often involves the help of two items whose colors match their Stammi Viccino costumes. Make of that what you will 🫢

-Bonus: While not originally a sex toy, Yuuri had to turn his hideous beloved tie into one to save it from being destroyed:

(Btw thank you for giving me an excuse to spread the sub Viktor agenda 🛐).

[saeisms]

Kaiser’s hands are really precise and fast as a side effect of kaiser impact, he’s never lost a thumb war because of this.

[casual-praxis]

A headcanon I've come to adore recently is the one where Red and Vio are very cuddly together. Like, not even in a romantic way, they just both enjoy physical contact.

Red already seems the type to want hugs or just generally maintain physical contact with the people he cares about, but I like the idea that Vio is similar, even if he doesn't look the type to.

I can vibe with the hc that Vio doesn't like to be touched (as someone who can't be touched by others without feeling pain/starting to twitch erratically, I can relate a lot lmao), but there's just something really appealing about the juxtaposition between his personality and these actions, ya know?

Vio was the first to pat Red on the head (within maybe an hour of them all existing), he doesn't attempt to brush off Red's hug after they're all reunited, nor does he seem to when Red makes a seemingly similar attempt outside the Temple of Darkness--not to mention all the casual contact he had with Shadow. And if the inside cover of the Legendary Edition is believed canon, then at some point he let Shadow basically sit in his lap while he held Shadow's waist (totally straight of them btw mhm).

You'd think Vio would at least hint that he doesn't like physical contact somewhere along the way, but he seems pretty alright with it even if he doesn't usually initiate it.

I like to combine this hc with my other hc that the colors all have drastically different body temperatures based on elemental alignment, so Red and Vio just balance each other out and are thusly always pressed together in some way. Red runs very hot and Vio runs very cold. Blue "reluctantly" seeks out Red for warmth after the whole being frozen alive ordeal (he probably has the most normal body temp of the group), but Green is the one who's actually touch averse on account of his temp being wildly influenced by contact with the others (and him not being able to regulate that).

I think Shadow also runs cold, so him and Vio are just cold together. But at least it makes the fire temple more manageable.

[imnotditzy]

Billy and Marvel have very different fighting styles.

For one, Billy treats every fight like a street fight: nothing is off limits. The boy will bite, scratch, kick, and claw. He fights dirty, and he will throw anything he can at you. His moves are unpolished, based on pure instinct or what matters in the moment, which makes his moves unpredictable — atleast until someone finds a pattern.

But Marvel, they fight in the ancient technique of Pankration. (Pankration is an Ancient Greek fighting technique, which is a combination of wrestling and boxing. It used to be in the Olympics and apart of Ancient Greece battle technique. It has limited rules and sometimes fights resulted in death. Olympic wins were usually counted by submission or knockouts. It is also said Heracles and Theseus used this fighting method in myths) The fighting style’s devastating and outright brutal. But it gets the job done, and is very intimidating—meaning it’s the perfect fit for the Champion of Magic. But for a friendly superhero? Not really.

It’s not like Captain Marvel can win here either, it’s between fighting like a street rat with no rules or fighting like you’re still in Ancient Greece, when everyone lacked entertainment and morals. Which are both pretty bad, because the choices are:

Captain Marvel, the superhero whose never uttered a curse word in public, gotten rude or actually expressed any strong negative emotion, clawing at a supervillain like their on the verge of death and the one thing they’ll do before slipping away from the world is taking the villain with them. They’re kicking, thrashing and…biting? Biting. They are kicking, thrashing and biting using pure fight or flight instinct with sparse strikings of lightning pounding down from the sky. or

Captain Marvel, the guy whose nickname is “The Big Red Cheese” and poorly hides a grimace every time someone uses the nickname, kicking a supervillain square in the stomach, then picking them up and throwing them on their head. Once the villain’s down they’re over extending their shoulder, then the other, before putting them in a stranglehold...

Both ways are just…

wtf?

Neither are really expected and I can’t imagine which ones funnier.

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

Xisuma is forced to play hit video game That’s Not My Hermit by Evil Xisuma every day

Part 2

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

is this anything

alternate version

[eydilily]

hermit family photo ! ! !

[mangoish]

[sprucefrog]

Accidently paused Skizz' latest video on this excellent screenshot