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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

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it is funny when I get asks like “haven’t seen grim in a while. is she okay?? is she dead? do you love her?” and then while I’m typing an answer, Grim is sprawled across my arm like this

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guy whose genitalia is one of these

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it's okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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was at a pride event where a kpop style boy band came on and my first thought was “fujoshi representation”

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huh !

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imagine making a missing poster for your lost child but in the missing poster you had to include the fact that they fucking eat dirt

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How do they make the food in ghibli movies look so tasty

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it is so funny when your cat pretends not to hear you but their ears are cocked in such a way you know they are listening…..stop ignoring me you menace

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give him soup.