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Delia’s List of Quality Things → Metalocalypse
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Skwisgaar: This is times travels face bag.
Ofdensen: Time travel face bag? Am I saying that right? Looks like you have, uh, some plastic bags. What are you doing?!
Nathan: We're traveling through time.
Toki: Yeah! You put the face bag on and travel through time!!
Murderface: Dear, God!!!! You, boy in the street, what day is it?!
Pickles: It is Wednes... It's Fridayy. It's Fridayyy!
#dethklok#metalocalypse#toki#nathan#murderface#skwisgaar#skwisgaar skwigelf#william murderface#nathan explosion#toki wartooth#time travel face bag
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Pickles: I don't understand why people even have to say if a person's a-a colour. I walked down the street, and there was a GUY askin me for money.
Murderface: Yeah, I was walkin down the street and a--and a few GUYS made me really nervous, and I walked on the other side of the street. Just some GUYS!
Pickles: My cousin was raped by a bunch of GUYS.
Murderface: Some guys' neighborhoods just have liquor stores, and not proper supermarkets. Just GUYS!
Pickles: When I'm walking in particular areas in the city, I mind my wallet around some GUYS.
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You will need
✔ Knives ✔ Rope ✔ Dagger ✔ Chains ✔ Rocks ✔ Laser Beams ✔ Acid ✔ Body Bag ✔ Shiv ✔ Pipe ✔ Hammer ✔ Axe ✔ Subject ✔ Location ✔ Desire ✔ Vengeance ✔ Swords ✔ Saws ✔ Clubs ✔ Claws ✔ Hatred ✔ Anger ✔ Mermaid ✔ Murder
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