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i dont headcanon anything i simply know the truth the characters told me

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happy brithday @snowchester-malewife love you <3

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cis heterosexual aros are still queer btw

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~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

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neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

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You guys need to stop treating sex-repulsed people as the enemy of sex positivity

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i am so normal about these characters omg

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HELLO WE WROTE A FIC

It's called My Heart's an Autoclave, it's in a collaborative sci-fi universe between us and haunt, and it's :33333 the first chapter came out! Tags and Summary under the cut!

The link is Here on AO3

Tagging our main and our writing account - @my-little-versaille @aperture-science-sys

"Recently assigned to a ship known as the SSC Survival, Dr. Clown is tasked with taking care of the ships newest, state of the art, artificial intelligence. Little does he know, he bit off a lot more then he expected." Rating:

Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandom:

Lifesteal SMP

Relationship:

Branzy/ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)

Characters:

Branzy (Video Blogging RPF)

ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)

Florence Ennay | Squiddo

Additional Tags:

More characters to come

more fandoms too

Robot/Human Relationships

Human ClownPierce (Video Blogging RPF)

Slow Burn

Alternate Universe - Science Fiction

Alternate Universe - Space

Language of Flowers

i gave him anxiety

Non Human Branzycraft

Boarding School

Space Flight

Hurt/Comfort

Title from a The Mountain Goats Song

Language: English

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DRAW THAT CHARACTER IN A BRA IN A NONSEXUAL WAY!!!! ITS GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH!!!!!

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she steal my life til i. (explodes)

finished the drawing of myself, plus the flat version cause idk which is better - branzy

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"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you

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reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "dissociative disorder" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just heard yami yugi in my head talking about algebra

my buddy tubbo underscore, pacing: your father is lying to us

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IT WAS HELL. I WAS SUFFERING.

i love moral support cleaning calls with friends. like if youve gotta do it may as well drag somebody down with you (i ended up cleaning a little bit too just because i was there)

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they should let an ant loose in the white hourse i wanna see how long the politicians can survive

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