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Plate-billed Mountain-Toucan (Andigena laminirostris) in Ecuador - Photo courtesy of Pooja Bhagwat.

- https://instagram.com/pooja_bhagwat_photography.

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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine

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"I don’t care that you are a Goddess. I do not worship you or set you on a Pedestal. I don’t care about godly stuff. You can cry, blow a gasket, or be your true childish self in front of me. I do not care. I’ll follow you on my own volition. I am your Weapon, let me hunt him who hurt you!"

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Hannibal (2013-2015) Interview with the Vampire (2022-)

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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ive definitely talked abt this before, but i literally cannot relate to the posts that are like "ohhh you guys ship them romantically when theyre soo much more interesting as friends". i contain multitudes. i think they are best friends. i think they are lovers. i think they are soulmates in a way that cant be categorised. these statements dont conflict.

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whatever man that piece of media isn't even that good (it becomes a defining cornerstone of my life)

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

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serving face with mama

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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

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C42 M69 Y95 K50 & C42 M70 Y95 K50, coke wisdom o'neal, 2011

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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