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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

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for a better tomorrow

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90s anime women were so fucking beauitful god bless. i miss them so much

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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

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my sibling came out as transfem and honestly this is so awesome and also the funniest thing ever to happen to our parents. law of equivalent exchange. we could have literally swapped deadnames and showed up to reunions like "uhh yeah, i'm steve, don't worry that i'm bald now and four inches shorter. yeah and that's my sister, whom you already know. what? man maybe you just weren't paying attention." untapped comedy potential.

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fanart for podcast characters is so funny like how do you know

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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Well hello TR the legend of LaraCroft ✨

impossible to get past the redraw

she is)

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my new perfume is called “avoidant”, it’s available in no retail store near you

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bpd is so embarrassing it’s just being 13 forever

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"if you are fully aware of yourself, why do you keep acting like that?" babe slapping self awareness on top of bpd only grants the ability to watch yourself self-destruct straight from the vip section thats all it does literally

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