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Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

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two unrelated shards of porcelain that fit perfectly together

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best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

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when you take a post about women and make it about men this is what you sound like. never forget this.

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cyber eunuch just sent me a file called gobletofwine.poison for the computer kings royal dinnernet

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"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"

c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this

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Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

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SINNERSSS 🧛‍♂️🥀🦇🧄🇮🇪

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the make up industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. im doing none of that in fact

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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

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absolutely obsessed with sinners. trying to figure out how to draw the characters and had to start with stack because he's cute

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remmick appears nonetheless

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I love how Yoda’s first inclination when Luke crashes into his self imposed exile is to just absolutely fuck with him. He proceeds to rummage through his shit and pester him and beat his droid with a stick and talk nonsense while stealing his food and when Luke is understandably testy with him Yoda turns to Obi-Wan’s force ghost and goes this fuck ass kid is an impatient bitch just like his dad.

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Sinners. you agree.

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper