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Me booping random people on my dash I dont even know

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

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"humans are naturally selfish and evil" factoid actually just statistical error. former united states president ronald w. reagan,

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Giant Crochet Snails // Rock Maker Stitches

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kill the shift manager in your brain

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THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I've lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks... like... this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL...

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Preorders available, dial 1-800-073-NAMI on your transponder snail now!

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Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

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Nighthawk is a man who, as a young teen, swore revenge on Dragonfly (Our Dragonfly's dad) for failing(?) to rescue his parents from a burning building.

Unfortunately he seems to have missed the fact that the Dragonfly he wanted revenge on died. (He will eventually settle on killing our Dragonfly)