mewhenget

[mewhenget]

better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet

[mewhenget]

There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”

[mewhenget]

we smoking nothing. we have nothing

[mewhenget]

[mewhenget]

i wonder how the curse will manifest today

[mewhenget]

[mewhenget]

[mewhenget]

my job on the anarchist commune would be enforcing the socially agreed upon norms through the use of monopolized violence

[mewhenget]

In the wilderness drinking my piss over and over again until it becomes a concentrated sludge

[mewhenget]

Getting blacklisted by the dentist after leaving a review calling their "X-Ray" device both "otherworldly" and "frankly unrealistic"

[mewhenget]

maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.

[mewhenget]

And I'm all out of Deck

Dick, Deck, Dock is the new Live Laugh, Love

[mewhenget]

Dick, Deck, Dock is the new Live Laugh, Love

[mewhenget]

Founding an temporarily meaningless philanthropic organization to award the "9,000,000,000 Under 9,000,000,000" prize to the nine billion most accomplished innovators under the age of nine billion

[mewhenget]

everyone more sincere than me? cringe. everyone more cynical than me? asshole. i am the one true perfect middle point of world-weary and skeptical yet open to wonder and beauty

[mewhenget]

[mewhenget]

Might start saying "two knives for the price of one scissors". Seems a phrase with great potential