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okay whatever This is them to me

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THANK YOU

i ship sparrow and dexter because 1) i think theyd be funny as fuck together 2) theyd fight half of the time though not in a serious way and their relationship would consist of annoying eachother 3) i want to see someone call sparrow a class traitor for hooking up with royals

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go my little sparrow

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Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?

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It’s nearly pride month, you know what that means it’s time for y’all yearly reminder;

THIS IS NOT A SAFE PLACE FOR TRANSPHOBES,

ASEXUAL/AROMANTIC EXCLUSIONISTS,

AROMANTIC/ASEXUAL PHOBES,

HOMOPHOBES, BIPHOBES, PANPHOBES AND THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAY “invalid label” TO ANYONE IN THE QUEER COMMUNITY

(apart from those who use the “it’s a label” to push sick ideas like being attracted to children)

And finally anyone who supports, voted for, or likes trump and the surrounding policies.

Go fuck yourselves ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙🖤🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🤍

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Parks and Rec is technically a Mario and Sonic crossover

goodnight chat!

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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MILDRED?????

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Let’s Call it Fate* (*This Message Not Approved by Fate)

An anon here on Tumblr requested Jean-Ralphio Saperstein x Tom Haverford with “fluff”. As I’ve never watched Parks and Rec, I decided on a quick meet-cute AU. From my research, it seemed like the more ridiculous Jean-Ralphio was, the more on-brand this would be, so hope this is alright!

Gen, ~500 words, meet cute.

Keep reading

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reposting this image for more reach

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I made stamps for myself but I guess they're free to use idk

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RIP sir

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chat I'm scared

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Jonathan Joss was killed today in a hate crime. In his memory I gave to The Trevor Project. If you are able to I would encourage you to donate to the LGBT+ organization of your choice.

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phoenix wright, human disaster

i love parks and rec and ben wyatt reminds me of phoenix

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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”