why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
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WHEN I'M TOLD THAT I'M TOO OLD TO ENJOY DISNEY:
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*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*
They might still be alive
*Fictional character shot in the head*
I’m sure they could survive that
*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*
They’ll be ok
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me: *owns 264 unread books*
me: *buys 17 new books*
me: *rereads harry potter*
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me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
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My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!
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try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever
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mamrie hart everyone
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A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)
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Harry Potter Travel Posters - Created by The Green Dragon Inn
Prints are available for sale on Etsy. Check more of their travel designs here.
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