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Especially when the fandom is mainly popular amongst middle aged men and the people your age who do watch it don’t obsess over it like you do💔

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stopppp :(

sobbing

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Jimmy Pop in Viva La Bam (2003-2006)

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my babies 🥹

bam n jess 😇😇 (so sorryyyy for being inactive!)

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ughhh i love this picture :') they're so cute

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but mom i love him!!😖

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Source: Twitter

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Dave England!!!

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honey - jess margera x fem!reader

warning - smut, swearing, unprotected sex, p in v.

word count - 671.

you were a skater, like bam, that's how you met and then that's how you met jess. you and jess got on like a house on fire. you had the same humour, you had inside jokes that no one else understood. you had met quite young and didn't realise your feelings until you were in your 20s.

you had been dating since you were 23 and now you were both 28, everything has been amazing, you had arguments, like every couple and you struggled when he was away on tour. you knew what happened on tour, with groupies, drinking and drugs, but jess would never do that to you.

jess had just came home from being on tour. he walked through the front door and you instantly wrapped your arms around him. 'oh my god, i missed you.' he put his head into your neck, breathing in you scent. 'you smell like home.' he mumbled.

your heart melted. you separated and captured him in a kiss, his soft lips moved against yours. he whimpers softly, he missed you so much. 'come on honey, come to bed.' you said, taking his hand and walking to your bedroom.

when you got to your bedroom, you opened the door and went inside. his hands on your waist, turning you around, walking you to the bed. the back of your knees hit the bed, you fell back. jess was on top of you, kissing down your neck. 'please jess. i've missed you so much.' you whined.

jess worked his way down your body, he lifted up your t-shirt, slowly. kissing each bit of skin that appeared. you kept on squirming, getting impatient. 'baby, be patient, you'll get what you want.' he pulled off your t-shirt and started to pull down your shorts, leaving you in your panties. he moved to kiss your lips, his hands moving all over your body.

your hands were in his hair, pulling softly. 'fuck me.' you moaned out, your hands roaming over his torso. you get to the hem of his t-shirt, pulling it over his head. you moved up softly and pushed him on the bed, straddling his lap. your hands roaming up and down his chest.

your hands end up at his belt buckle, unbuckling it before pulling down his jeans, leaving him in his underwear. you pulled your panties down and straddled his lap, grinding down on his hard dick. 'fuck.' jess mumbled. jess pulled down his boxers enough for his dick to spring out.

jess took his dick into his hand, easing it into your wet hole. you gasp loudly, starting to move up and down on his dick. you lean down, kissing him, passionately. 'honey, i love you so much.' jess said, lowly. you moaned out, 'mm jess, i love you more.' his thrusts were getting sloppy. a few more pumps into you and you both came.

you collapsed onto his chest. he kissed your head and moved you so you were on your side of the bed. he got up, pulling his boxers on properly. he went to the bathroom and got a damp flannel. he came back to you, wiping up in between your legs.

he threw the flannel on the ground. he got your panties and his t-shirt. he helped you put them on, kissing you. 'hang on, let me get you some water.' you nodded and get cosy in bed.

jess came back through with some water and something in his hand, you didn't know what it was. he lay down beside you. 'can i ask you something?' you nodded. 'i've wanted to do this forever but i never knew how to do it.' his hand opened and it was a beautiful ring. 'y/n, will you marry me?' you gasped. you eyes watered.

'oh my god, of course i will, i love you.' he placed the ring on you finger. he brought you into a kiss, 'i love you.' you spent the night watching movies and enjoying being back together again.

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hey babes!!! sorry that i haven't updated in like 3 weeks, i'm not the best mentally rn and i'm back at college so i'm so exhausted whenever i'm home. hopefully i can get back into writing, i have 2 drafts rn, waiting to be finished. more requests would also be appreciated!! love ya <3

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i love finding out things about dan aykroyd. he's got heterochromia. he was obsessed with jack webb from dragnet and that's why he talks the way he does. he's on the spectrum. jamie lee curtis said he was the best on-screen kisser she's ever done scenes with. he's ambidextrous. he can sing. he can play the harmonica. he believes in aliens. he dated lorne michaels' ex-wife while on snl. he proposed to carrie fisher while filming the blues brothers movie. he hired witches to hex the movie wired for how john belushi was portrayed. he's over six feet tall.

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it's chad's birthday today!!

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WHERE IS CKY 5 OUT WHAT WHERE DO YOU FIND IT

its on youtube!!

https://youtu.be/R_HCzPFS0Zg?si=Fs8kZGe9Q9gy8RKy

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he's such a fanboy, i love that

Steve-O with 2000s celebrities found on steveo.com

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brian quinn pink moodboard🩷

what color should i do next? :3 requested by: @practically-joking-blog

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they're holding hands

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can you do a bam smut? no specific requests, just like '03 era bam

take care of you - bam margera x fem!reader

warning - smut, unprotected sex, p in v, oral sex (m receiving) fingering.

word count - 606.

bam was stressed, he was working on haggard and he had so much going on. he came into the bedroom and fell onto the bed with a groan. 'why are my friends so annoying?' you chuckle. 'you picked them.' bam groaned and snuggled into you.

he kissed your neck, completely innocent. you smiled, running a hand through his hair. he continued to kiss your neck, sucking slightly. you hum, pushing bam's head into your neck for him to kiss more. he looked at you and smirked.

'let me take care of you.' you said, 'sit back and relax, pretty boy.' he blushed slightly, he propped himself up on the pillows. you straddled his lap and took his face in-between your hands, leaning down and kissing him, softly. he whimpered, wanting more. you put your hands underneath his t-shirt.

you lifted up his t-shirt up, separating the kiss before taking the shirt off fully. you shimmied down his legs while kissing down his torso, 'you're beautiful, bam. i love you.' you unzipped his jeans, taking them off with his boxers, throwing them behind you. 'please... i need you.' bam whined.

you smirk and lean down, taking his hard dick in your mouth, swirling your tounge around the tip. his hand made it to the back of your head, pushing your head down slightly making you gag softly. you felt his hips move up, trying to get more of his dick into your mouth. 'ah... i'm so close.' you moved faster, bam's hips bucking before cumming into your mouth.

you swallow before moving towards him, kissing him softly, making him taste himself on your tounge. he took off your t-shirt, moving down to you chest, kissing the tops of your breasts, leaving hickeys. he moved his arms around your back to unhook your bra.

he licked your nipple, taking it in his mouth, nibbling and kissing it. you couldn't help but moan. you felt bam smirk before moving onto the other one. his hands working his way to the button of your jeans, unbuttoning and unzipping before pulling them down.

he laid you down, pulling your jeans and underwear all the way down. he moved back up your body, stopping to kiss your clit. you moaned softly, already wet. bam rubbed your clit gently before sliding into your hole, 'so wet already? god damn.' you blushed and whined. the pressure built up in your belly, feeling like you were going to burst.

'ah ah ah, not yet princess.' he stopped moving his fingers in and out of you, taking them out completely. he brought his fingers up to his mouth, placing them on his tounge and sucking them clean. you moaned at the sight. he truly was perfect. he kneeled between your legs, spreading your legs. he lined up his dick, pushing in slightly. you gasp, feeling full.

he started to grind his hips against yours, you felt that same pleasure in your belly. 'bam...' you moaned out. he knew you were close, starting to move faster. bam's thrusts were sloppy, he was getting close. you moan loudly, cumming on his dick. this brought bam to cum inside you, chasing his high before slipping out of you and lying beside you.

you caught your breath, 'you feeling better now bam?' he nods, getting up and putting his boxers on before going into the bathroom to get a damp towel, wiping away both of your cum. he throws the towel into the washing basket before lying beside you again. you were half asleep, 'i love you babe.' he said, kissing your head. you grumble and snuggle into his chest.