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Hi so funny story I'm the "threesome at a lego convention" girl. Not the one who sent the ask but the actual girl who did it. I have no idea who anon is but there's only a few people who both use tumblr regularly AND know that story

To clarify: it wasn't MY car, it was one of the other girls'. I drive a Mazda Miata, there is NO WAY we were fucking in that thing. Anyway, one of the other girls invited us to smoke in the convention center parking lot and then asked if we wanted to make out and. Uhh. One thing led to another and... well... yeah

Either way I'll take the ego boost from anon calling it "one of the most impressive things I've ever heard" and I'm glad it resonated with so many people

Y'all should come to lego conventions. It's a good time, I promise ;)

you’re an icon

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Ancient Sumerians: that trans girl is so pretty... I need her to bear my children. Maybe we should make her a priestess so the goddess may decide to make her fertile.

Lesbians today: that trans girl s so pretty... I need to breed her. If I keep railing her gay ass she definitely will get pregnant.

conclusion: lesbians are late Sumerian fertility goddesses

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Petition to put a glory hole in every Chick-fil-A restroom

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okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though

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More limited colours, this one is based on the transfem flag.

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That’s one way to stop shoplifting

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Tgirls should be able to use whoever they want whenever they want.

Imagine walking down the street and getting a tgirl cock shoved into your mouth and pounded into your throat over and over until she finishes.

What a gift that would be. To be used as a tgirl fucktoy is the highest honor~

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Holy ground

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this pride month will be the tenth anniversary of same-sex marriage being legal in all 50 states ;-;

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yurimaxxing 😭

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Girl with a super strong musk kink but insanely bad gag reflex so I make her deepthroat my bitchbreaker gock in order to stick her nose in my sweaty crotch and sniff my musk <3

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When I was early on in my transition I got in a Lyft, and the driver was this big country guy. I was a little nervous so I just sat quietly in the back.

After a moment he changed the music on his phone to what sounded like a Hatsune Miku song. Curiosity got the better of me, so I finally spoke up and said “is this Hatsune Miku?”

And he said “Yep. You looked uncomfortable, and I know Transgender women like Hatsune Miku, so I thought it might help.”

I think about that interaction a lot.

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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any transboy or cisgirl wanna volunteer themselves as a fleshlight for me? its not like u have a choice, but if u volunteer i might not rape u as hard as i would a toy i take from the streets <3

oh? whats that? u want me to rape u as rough as i can? u want me to break ur stupid slutty brain with my fat bitchbreaker cock? okay then, i mean i knew having that wet cunt of urs made u stupid and cumbrained but i didnt know it was this bad <3

then come here toy, enjoy ur new life as my walking cumsock, brainless and happy <3

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Hey. So some terfs found my posts and so if you're a cis lesbian that's following me, could you reblog this so other tgirls know you're cool ^×^

Thanks ^×^