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i am here i’ve been traveling. 

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smallvolcano:

and all I see is some muscles-for-brains spouting rude nonsense at me and treating me poorly because of my Team! how about you take a long walk off a tall cliff into that water you love so much and let me do me.

you actual like i don’t do shit like that literally all the time. 

like for fun. 

i am a reckless and talented man, jumping off cliffs into the ocean doesn’t scare me and it never will. 

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smallvolcano:

do you know how to actually interact with people who aren’t Aqua? replying with a ‘joke’ when i’ve never met you personally and we have no history that would give me the background knowledge to know you were joking was not the best way to start this off! 

bluh bluh bluh. 

all i hear is “i don’t know how to fun and i can’t take a fucking joke”.

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smallvolcano replied to your post:i didn’t spend 3 months freezing my ass off in...

you come into MY house. you disrespect MY region.

my grandparents are literally from celestic town. shut up. 

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i didn’t spend 3 months freezing my ass off in sinnoh to put up with this taurosshit. 

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smallvolcano:

mibrotic replied to your post:TUMBLR STOP. I THOUGHT THE TUTORIALS WERE OVER…

naughty magmas get pop up tutorials to atone for their sins.

what sins?? i mean yes we have done some terrible things- so has Aqua, not that i expect you to acknowledge them- but we’re doing our best to help instead of hinder now. >:/

i’ve already acknowledged it you little horsea’s ass. 

i don’t have to explain myself to you. archie has been working to give us a new, better reputation for years and i’ve apologized for my short comings and so has he. 

also do you guys just not know what the fuck a joke is?

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i was going to head straight back to Lilycove but i don’t know. 

i think i want to visit meteor falls. 

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magmas should know if they’re not courtney they’re probably not welcomed. 

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anyway i found an egg. 

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that being said i’m glad to be back in hoenn. 

if anyone tells you there’s even a sun in sinnoh they’re fucking lying because i was frozen. 

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HOLY FUCK....

i live. 

i return to wreck havoc on this weak ass site. 

and holy shit you leave for a few months and it keeps getting uglier. what happened? 

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taskforcetengu replied to your post:actually you know what’s easier than fucking going...

u can always masss post delete later

i could but i wanna pick and choose and that’s tedious. 

but thank you for the suggestion. 

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actually you know what’s easier than fucking going back and deleting shit just pretend it’s not all there this a a new blog now...

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OKAY RESET...STARTS TODAY... 

retcons goes as followed: 

no more baby matt’s been in sinnoh for a few months engagement also didn’t happen (but it will again when I get a new archie) 

anyway i’m going back to delete posts. 

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YEAH hitting the reset button on this guy in a few days so you know. 

He’ll still have the same Steven, though. New Shelly.

A new Archie is also in order so if you’re interested hmu. 

He’ll remember all the kids he met in the pokestuck timeline and shit tho. full retcon report to come soon once i figure that shit out. 

have a nice day.

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being a gay space rock is kinda fun. 

i feel a bit more dexterous now. 

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my dick was gone for like a minute but i figured out how to get it back. 

then i figured out. 

i can have any junk i want.