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The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.
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you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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apparently comic subreddits have had problems with mass copyright takedowns and so forbade posting comics for the time being so now its posts like this

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
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years ago i saw this comic but i cant find it anymore so i recreated it from memory. does anyone know what im talking about.
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