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[ // Chloe // ]

mind your own fucking business

[ // Eventina // ]

Today was great! There wasn’t as much talking during class as usual & some students actually helped out for once! If this continues, more than 90% of the class could potentially pass by the end of the year! Woohoo! The other teachers were eating human corpses again though ☹️

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[ // Eventina // ]

Today was great! There wasn’t as much talking during class as usual & some students actually helped out for once! If this continues, more than 90% of the class could potentially pass by the end of the year! Woohoo! The other teachers were eating human corpses again though ☹️

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[ // Max // ]

boutta snort fun dip in front of the boys will repost with how it went

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[ // Max // ]

boutta snort fun dip in front of the boys will repost with how it went

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[ // Джерри // ]

мама ты не могла бы забрать меня меня оставили в одном из мусорных контейнеров возле сгоревшей школы и я несколько месяцев почти ничего не ел все кого я знал до сих пор думают что я мертв пожалуйста помоги

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i fucking hate wales man there’s genuinely an anomaly in the school

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[ // Arch // ] My job as a janitor’s been going pretty good so far. I’ve actually been able to manage better than I used to. Hopefully things will actually go well this year.

[ // Cleaner // ]

THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE VENTS THERE ARE DEAD BODIES IN THE V

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Ask #1

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☙ “You’re going to die by my hands one day, Ron.”

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when is when the to the of the!!! 😢😢😢 (pinned)

introduction:

so uhh

basically. michael's teachings ask blog

most of the stuff ( i'd say like %98 of it ) here isn't intended to be canon but this account is ran by an MT voice actor & concept artist ( @cleanerdoesntgaming btw )

character intros (faculty):

Michael: pretty cool guy. somewhere in his 30s in critter years (i'd say he'd be around 5 or 6 in human years.) used to be the most normal "person" here in terms of personality. his eyes can change color

Ms. Painter: also pretty normal. mid 30s in critter years (4 or 5 in human years.) if you need a word to describe her personality silly probably works i guess. also rabote 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

Jet: awful. mid 40's (he is a human to clarify.) not human mentally though (he has tortured & killed several students for their wrong doings before and WILL go after more.) he's convinced the other faculty that killing "bad" students is the right thing to do as well (by force obviously.)

Cleaner: no idea what age to give this guy. as a very vague range 20-40 (human & critter years.) tries to be nice but lost his shit years ago. also kinda paranoid sometimes

Archie: blind. doesn’t really choke people intentionally he just does it sometimes (also like. 80 years old)

Eventina: 20-30. new record holder for most normal bitch in the mix. yeah we dk much about her in canon yet so I’m just gonna say white woman and move on

Liam: early 20s. used to go to “this school” when he was younger & volunteered as a faculty member. runs a secret shop amongst the students

Scott: 🐖

character intros 2 (evil faculty):

Nesteph: unknown principal. died in the fire when the old school burnt down (maybe or maybe not because of jet.) really hates the current situation he's in right now

Asher: vice principal of the old school (also dead obviously.) friends with unknown principal (sometimes talks with him in the detention room after school.) that's all i've currently decided to think about in terms of him though

character intros 3 (main students):

Max: HUGE sports kid. 16 years old (like in actual canon. also a human obviously.) about his personality just know he would willingly eat shower tarts ( <- for anyone new to tumblr that is a link you can click it )

TV Bot: cunt. 12-16 maybe

J-C-tot: don't know how to describe this guy like at all. one thing i do know is that in one way or another that boy ain't right

Gzoonk: ???

Tabbu: michael's daughter. manny age (3 years old critter years) and was born with black magic (obviously)

Ruby: annoying little shit. 10/10 would punch. anyways 6 years old

Susie or Sally or whatever her name was: annoying little shit but not as much. 4/10 probably wouldn’t punch. 10 years old

Nerd Kid (planned to be official): he/she was teased in MDG’s TLOE stream. putting him/her on here should be fine i don’t post his/her planned design

character intros 4 (background students):

Band: band kid & drummer kid. they're both 5 & stupid

Skarlet (unofficial): jumprope baby. 4 years old (that's all i have in mind about what to say)

Nensha (unofficial): 16 years old. used to be an art kid. was attacked by ms. painter a few months prior to the mod though

Ghost: dead. 14-16. jet killed him

Anastas: cunt (the original.) 8 years old. made fun of (and killed) jacob (jacob -> currently known as TV dude.) used to go to a different school with jacob but moved with him just to piss him off

Jerry (used to be official): 16. WAY too tall for some reason. only knows Russian (he went to “this school” to learn English but basically got lobomized because he was “shit at spelling”)