michaeldoor

[michaeldoor]

Hello Mr. Strange I have a query: I am an american going to dashcon 2 and have the means and time to procure the materials to create The Flavor (cucumber lime Gatorade and cranberry Mike's harder) would you accept these ingredience as a gift (really it is no trouble I will do this for the bit)

yes I will accept these ingredience

Who wants to cook up a tasty vat of The Flavor in the dashcon bathroom??

[michaeldoor]

So we all felt the weird exeual tension between Cody blevins and Scotty blankenship right? Like. Those two definitely used to fuck right?

[michaeldoor]

Artax.

[michaeldoor]

beloved mutual doesn't have boop button 19 dead 76 injured

[michaeldoor]

Idiot on idiot violence

[michaeldoor]

Boop 2: the boopening

[michaeldoor]

Learning how to use alcohol markers

[michaeldoor]

say gex

[michaeldoor]

if ever you find symbolism in my writing please tell me i’d like to know about it too

[michaeldoor]

To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT

you can’t add tags

[michaeldoor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/somnivexillology/

[michaeldoor]

במקום שהן היו רק גרביים נשארו שסיפרו לו את הכל בהיגיון

הוא קנה אותן בזול

[michaeldoor]

reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?

[michaeldoor]

Okay, this might be slightly controversial in the tma fandom but…:

I actually really dislike Jurgen because of his inconsideration to how his books hurt people and hello Jon, Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen.

Now, shall we turn the page and try again?

[michaeldoor]

Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"