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if i had a nickel for every fandom i've gotten into with a character named luther/luthor i'd have 3 nickels which is actually kind of a lot because that is not a popular name by any metric and yet here i am

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it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

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it’s talking heads kermit friday

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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

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D E V O T I O N

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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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Love the word "also". I have more things to say

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I do truly appreciate that when Ryan Murphy was pitching Doctor Odyssey to Joshua Jackson he had to have mentioned 'oh by the way we're going to find a way to objectify you at least once an episode including a close up shot of your dick in gray sweatpants' and Jackson obviously said 'cool, where do I sign?'

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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thought about this again. kind of amazing how we’re all just chasing ways to duplicate how this scene makes us feel, either in life or in art.

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my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

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it's funny whenever i post dinluke i always get comments along the lines of "why do people ship these two they only met once" and its like bestie. babygirl. ok first off it's about the Themes™/dynamics/potential, not how many times they've met in "canon" and 2. when i was a teenager the biggest ship in my favourite fandom was two guys who'd never even interacted and you think its weird people ship two guys that acually met?? in real life canon?? they literally made eye contact, that's like the fanon-shipping equivalent of third base

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a talking point i often see when defending the consumption of dark content is that it’s a coping mechanism for those with trauma which is very valid and true but i also want to make this abundantly clear: you can like dark content for no reason. you can enjoy fucked up shit in fiction because it’s enjoyable and entertaining. trauma is not required as a ticket for entry. enjoy your dark content bc it’s fun and sexy and don’t let anyone take that away from you

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i love my bed she understands me

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George of the Jungle (1997)