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editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability

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A bus may have only a couple of passengers, especially at the beginning or end of its route. But let's also take fuel efficiency into account.

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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wgatever .

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wgatever .

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wgatever .

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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"

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character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

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canon they/them in pokemon and it’s ball guy

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“To try to not be more interesting but be more interested” literally changed my life perspective btw

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fuckin oath mate the bin chickens got into me esky

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how did you learn to color and shade like that. it's so wonderful

i hit my head real hard every day

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Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast